Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[W@rui]

Rekieta is going to look like this guy after a while

 

[Long Time Caller]

*bang!*
"Fucking Monty..."
*bang!*
"Fucking uncivil..."
*bang!*
"Fucking Null..."
*bang!"
"Fucking Farms.."
*bang!*
"Fucking NULL....!"
*bang*
"FUCKING NULL!
*BANG*

Spoiler

the dog has been dead for months

A A Ron and SEEEAAAANNN are missing from the list.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Nick is convinced once he can shake off his alogs and evil clippers, he can regain it all.

Nick is basically Ralph at this point.

There are lots of comparisons when it comes to drinking, drug use, infidelity, child abuse, wishing death on your ‘enemies’ , calling Josh a pedo every day etc… but the fundamental problem is.

They both think they can return to the glory days.

I don’t blame them, because everyone says to Nick and Ralph;

“Dude, just get sober and go back to streaming your regular content and you will be making millions!!”

However, both Nick and Ralph forget that they didn’t bring in the big bucks because they were such amazing entertainers. They got the big bucks because they essentially ran “panel shows” and it was their guests who made them so popular.

Nick made crazy bank when he had a panel of like 8 lawyers on. Ralph made the big bucks when Metokur and 6 other other e celebs were screaming at each other or playing kick the autistic.

But both Nick and Ralph have burned down bridges to the point where they can’t even get discord janitors to join them on stream. Also they never shared the wealth so even if they didn’t push anyone away, other guests will think “why the fuck should I make this drunk asshole money when I could stream myself or go on a show that pays their guests”.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

I just want Nick to burn in Hell at this point. The way he gleefully celebrates someone getting cancer. I want every waking moment of his life to be of pure pain and suffering. He is just a miserable little cunt who deserves nothing but the worst. No redemption shall be given to him when his time comes.

When it comes time for final accounts, the one thing Nicholas Rekieta will be forced to come to terms with is that he willingly chose to slap away the greatest free gift of his entire life, all because he wanted it his own way.

Everyone who goes into eternity with "My Way" on their lips will end up too shit-scared to speak, mark my words.

 

[mindlessobserver]

However, both Nick and Ralph forget that they didn’t bring in the big bucks because they were such amazing entertainers. They got the big bucks because they essentially ran “panel shows” and it was their guests who made them so popular.

Gonna disagree. At his peak Rekieta was very entertaining. This was before he began cooking his brain on drugs and alcohol though. He also was first in and best dressed for the "shock jock" format being applied to legal proceedings. Before he came along, it was all very tight laced and boring, like Legal Eagle. He basically defined an entirely new genre of youtube content. It's easy to forget now seeing the depths of his fall from the highest mountains, but the man literally managed to bottle lighting. And then decided to throw it all away for short term pleasure.

Part of the reason there is so much hate for Nick is because at a fundamental level all of us wish to have such good fortune and potential to come into our lives. We would see it as a great treasure and gift. To see it squandered is like watching a man light a cigar with a 100 dollar bill.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick is basically Ralph at this point.

There are lots of comparisons when it comes to drinking, drug use, infidelity, child abuse, wishing death on your ‘enemies’ , calling Josh a pedo every day etc… but the fundamental problem is.

They both think they can return to the glory days.

I don’t blame them, because everyone says to Nick and Ralph;

“Dude, just get sober and go back to streaming your regular content and you will be making millions!!”

However, both Nick and Ralph forget that they didn’t bring in the big bucks because they were such amazing entertainers. They got the big bucks because they essentially ran “panel shows” and it was their guests who made them so popular.

Nick made crazy bank when he had a panel of like 8 lawyers on. Ralph made the big bucks when Metokur and 6 other other e celebs were screaming at each other or playing kick the autistic.

But both Nick and Ralph have burned down bridges to the point where they can’t even get discord janitors to join them on stream. Also they never shared the wealth so even if they didn’t push anyone away, other guests will think “why the fuck should I make this drunk asshole money when I could stream myself or go on a show that pays their guests”.

I disagree, Ralph is a loser like Nick, but the gunt has something Nick lacks, and it's called a semblance of empathy.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm very behind in this thread, but you can tell Nick is a lolcow because if he had even a shred of common sense/decency, he would have responded to Elissa's diagnoses with a simple, "I'm sorry to hear about that. We obviously don't get along but I wish her the best."

That's not Nick. Nick is more like if you woke up in the morning constipated, put your ass on the toilet, and had to grunt and push something out, and then it finally came out and splashed into the toilet, and started talking.

And you had to flush it so goddamn fast because nobody wants to listen to that shit.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

However, both Nick and Ralph forget that they didn’t bring in the big bucks because they were such amazing entertainers. They got the big bucks because they essentially ran “panel shows” and it was their guests who made them so popular.

I still enjoy the old Nick/Null shows. I'll dig them out everyonce in a while to watch again but it's true. Even when it's just the two of them Nick is the least entertaining part of the show. Josh carried those appearances. Nick just asked basic questions then giggled a little while providing basic lawsplaining here and there.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

I disagree, Ralph is a loser like Nick, but the gunt has something Nick lacks, and it's called a semblance of empathy.

Yeah Ralph does have brief moments of clarity where he realises what a piece of shit he is and how much he has fucked his life up, like that time where he talked about how he has dreams of him and May being happy parents and how he is scared to wake up. He does then go on to call May a whore but at least he has moments.

Also with Ralph he started at the bottom and fell to the gutter. Nick started in a position in life above most people, made it to heights far above ralph and is now a drug addled coomer ghoul.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

It's insane how much content Nick creates

Absolutely, between the thread, the clips, the commentary...it's a lot!

Here are two clips of Nick promising just that. (I edited out one irrelevant part where he referenced it being "on this channel" because I didn't know what he meant:

- Called another chat detractor named TookieShow (?) “retarded” and he hopes that they “get sledgehammered in the face” This person got banned - Nick said so.

It was from Cheugy Show. His comments may have disappeared when he was banned, but his superchat was still visible because people replied to it:


Here is Nick's response (sound problems are his):

A similar confusion actually happened earlier in the week:

Some retard's wife is giving birth and he's superchatting Nick.

EDIT:
TOOKIE THE PUPPET WITH THE SNAKENING

EDIT 2:
Never mind, it sounded like Nick said Tookie but I went back and it someone called "The Cheugy Show Live."

 

[Edward Teach]

That's not Nick. Nick is more like if you woke up in the morning constipated, put your ass on the toilet, and had to grunt and push something out, and then it finally came out and splashed into the toilet, and started talking.

And you had to flush it so goddamn fast because nobody wants to listen to that shit.

You forgot something...before he would start talking, that faggot would:

 

[SigmaBalls]

Yeah Ralph does have brief moments of clarity where he realises what a piece of shit he is and how much he has fucked his life up, like that time where he talked about how he has dreams of him and May being happy parents and how he is scared to wake up. He does then go on to call May a whore but at least he has moments.

Such a dramatic hollywood movie tier scene right there, with dark humor at the end to make it even sweeter.
Nick is such a boring and dramatic faggot he never has scenes like this. He did the stupid thing in burning his brain out earlier and being too much of a weakling to fire it up like ralph.

 

[Mr Chud]

All these comparisons of Ralph vs Rekieta.

Ralph is a swamp person. Nick has never had to work a day in his life. Ralph crashes out immediately against any perceived slight to his ego then works for that person a year later. Whereas Nick’s first reaction to conflict is to play a creepy nice guy to get them to backtrack, and when that fails he writes their name in his Coke Note every night. Most importantly, Ralph is funny, up or down. Nick just isn’t funny, and he knows it, and he ruined his life by trying to be.

And the RALPHAMALE has TWICE as many baby mamas HOW BOUT DAT BISH!

 

[Jacknife]

Nick is basically Ralph at this point.

[...]

They both think they can return to the glory days.

I don’t blame them, because everyone says to Nick and Ralph;

“Dude, just get sober and go back to streaming your regular content and you will be making millions!!”

However, both Nick and Ralph forget that they didn’t bring in the big bucks because they were such amazing entertainers. They got the big bucks because they essentially ran “panel shows” and it was their guests who made them so popular.

No offense but least Rekieta also was big on his own, if he would get sober, pull himself together and remedy shit he would pull some decent viewers again and may even have people fall for his "redemption arc"

But it is all not that relevant since he will never get sober and repent.

 

[SargonF00t]

Kurt doesn't even know how to brown meat

Nick definitely knows how to "brown" meat.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

No offense but least Rekieta also was big on his own, if he would get sober, pull himself together and remedy shit he would pull some decent viewers again and may even have people fall for his "redemption arc"

But it is all not that relevant since he will never get sober and repent.

But he will never get back to the top like he was. He had the advantage of being the one of the earliest in an emerging genre and had people line up to be on his stream to to get a crumb of his success and because people thought he was a decent guy. Now lawtube has people who are better at the legal profession or are more entertaining, he has baggage from his bad actions and burned innumerable bridges and that's not even taking into account that it's clear that his mental faculties are damaged. Yes if Nick was to wake up tomorrow and magically change his behaviours he might be able to coast on by, but he has forever barred himself from the upper echelons of lawtube

 

[SigmaBalls]

Has nick even publicly interacted with Branca and Goodlawgic since he got canned from both their shows? It seems like he successfully burned the last lawtube bridges he had left.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Has nick even publicly interacted with Branca and Goodlawgic since he got canned from both their shows? It seems like he successfully burned the last lawtube bridges he had left.

I think Branca went on one time for a few minutes to fat shame a Karen Read witness. And Good Lawgic was on Laid Back Law with Nick as part of the panel just a handful of hours before Nick vs, Keanu happened.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick is down to e-thots and channels with sub 600 views as collabs. What's he going to do when he's so toxic even the small channels he looks down on wont touch him? Dude has a wife and five kids and is speed running to being DSP, hiding in his office screaming into the void to an ever decreasing number of ever more retarded viewers.

 

[thebigdream]

"I don’t think every physical contact that can be domestic abuse is domestic abuse."

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But how does me beating my wife senseless affect you??