Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Kosher Dill]

Oh, and the Grim Reaper has been spending time around him lately.

... he says as he orders more parts for his long-term "work" projects.

 

[kazuhiro]

Jake may not be around a whole lot longer.

(No likes, no replies.)
There's still time to explain compters again, though.

And plan a new stream.

Spoiler: Other stuff

Doctor Who.

Saturday RPG group.

Image captions.


The FAQ from that site.

Curtains.

Kivan Bay.



Bob Chipman.


Gail Simone.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Well, before you lie down and die like you've promised for the past decade, please be a dear and feed the cat and change its litterbox so your mother doesn't have to deal with that in addition to disposing of your bloated corpse.

 

[Stinkyboy]

hes going to drown himself in chili

 

[Kosher Dill]

I reviewed the Jakestream for Monday 6/2/2025. Nothing at all interesting happened - he played a couple death/grim reaper-themed games without drawing the obvious parallel to his own impending demise. He's got his next week of streaming planned out, almost like he expects to be around for it.
He logs out at 4AM but can't go to sleep because he's "stuck staying up all night to do a blood test". I'm really starting to think all this death whining is him having to actively manage his diabetes now.

Back in reality, Jake's funeral is scheduled for Friday night:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/king-princess-presents-bazongas-slut-funeral-tickets-1376870920989

 

[kazuhiro]

The Grim Reaper could not stop Violet filing a recap of the latest stream. What a pro!

The only engagement.

Transformers.

Game show sets.

Social media.

Baiting.

Gaming.

 

[M3xus]

Okay, comparing the Zentraedi Battlepod to a partly-transformed Optimus got a small chuckle out of me.

This vagueness w/regards to him talking about the grim reaper is a smidge maddening, not going to lie.

 

[Imago]

I'll bet Jake had a medical appointment and the doctor tried to have a frank conversation about his deathfat status. Since losing weight is medically and thermodynamically impossible that advice amounts to a death sentence for the poor starving Ms. Violet. As a positive going blind and getting his foot cut off might finally qualify him for disability.

He writes in such a juvenile way; I keep forgetting that Jake is in his mid 40's. That's the age where imaginary health problems become very real. He lies about a lot of things but I 100% believe he could end up in a nursing home before the age of 50.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As a positive going blind and getting his foot cut off might finally qualify him for disability.

He writes in such a juvenile way; I keep forgetting that Jake is in his mid 40's. That's the age where imaginary health problems become very real. He lies about a lot of things but I 100% believe he could end up in a nursing home before the age of 50.

Didn't Jake say something vague about injuring his foot, or it turning strange colors?

He's got that strange flippancy we see a lot, where a small problem gets moaned about for a week but something serious is just a footnote (har). The same as Lou Gagliardi, who'll beg for money for electronics then casually mention he has a hole in his foot. (Lou has at least learned, post-metatarsal and post-toe, that he can get money from begging about medical problems, however that means he will also bring the reader along on his Constipation Saga.)

With these middle-aged cows, it's losing mobility that's going to get them placement, if anything does. Jake does live alone and have no friends, so he could be temporarily placed somewhere if, say, post-op wound care was extensive and frequent enough that they couldn't just send him by RapeCab to a wound care center twice a week.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Didn't Jake say something vague about injuring his foot, or it turning strange colors?

Yeah, both - he fell and injured his foot, and then if he didn't get up and walk around every so often it would turn colors.
I presume his new medical compression socks are supposed to help with this sort of thing.

so he could be temporarily placed somewhere if, say, post-op wound care was extensive

Speaking of wounds that won't heal, Da Beetus must have nuked his chances for double-girl surgery down from zero to negative zero.

 

[AnOminous]

Speaking of wounds that won't heal, Da Beetus must have nuked his chances for double-girl surgery down from zero to negative zero.

He never really wanted to do that. He just wants to loll around and be fat and useless.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He never really wanted to do that.

I'm not sure about that, simply because the one time he ever left his block without Mom or the tard cab (before his very recent acquisition of a car) was to go see Dr. Rumer. And he did that knowing about her reputation.
It's Jake, so he obviously never would have followed through with everything you need to do for a major surgery, but in the imaginary scenario where the Butcher of Ardmore said "You're approved with a free ride from Connecticut, get on the table and let's roll", I think he just might have gone through with it. And then died.

 

[kazuhiro]

Jake still lives. He reposted this...

...then added some commentary.

The image from Al's post.

That repost set off his PTSD and gave him "vivid flashbacks to potentially deadly encounters with nazi stalkers." So he posted some nice calming stuff.




Crystal again. Jake sure does know how to compliment a lady.

He then used some of perhaps his last hours on earth playing some horny RPG on his own and writing a huge Tumblr post about it.

The opening paragraphs. This is only part 1.

Tumblr link / ghostarchive.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm picturing this as Kamen Rider giving Jake an encouraging thumbs-up as he drowns himself

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'll bet Jake had a medical appointment and the doctor tried to have a frank conversation about his deathfat status. Since losing weight is medically and thermodynamically impossible that advice amounts to a death sentence for the poor starving Ms. Violet. As a positive going blind and getting his foot cut off might finally qualify him for disability.

He writes in such a juvenile way; I keep forgetting that Jake is in his mid 40's. That's the age where imaginary health problems become very real. He lies about a lot of things but I 100% believe he could end up in a nursing home before the age of 50.

Not that I disagree with your assessment of his health, but I don’t think he needs an inciting incident to vaguepost about how he will be dead soon. It’s like the equivalent of waving for him.

I'm not sure about that, simply because the one time he ever left his block without Mom or the tard cab (before his very recent acquisition of a car) was to go see Dr. Rumer. And he did that knowing about her reputation.
It's Jake, so he obviously never would have followed through with everything you need to do for a major surgery, but in the imaginary scenario where the Butcher of Ardmore said "You're approved with a free ride from Connecticut, get on the table and let's roll", I think he just might have gone through with it. And then died.

I think he was in favour of getting surgery when he thought it would be easy. His journey of trans womanhood has gone from “Hormones are a magical transformation potion!” to “What do you mean, lose weight?” Doubtless it became a whole lot less attractive when it was pointed out that actual work would be required.

 

[Kosher Dill]

but I don’t think he needs an inciting incident to vaguepost about how he will be dead soon

True, but he has gotten a lot less vague lately. Before it was stuff like "Toss a few shekels my way because I'd like to keep living and rent is a thing". Now we're at "Goodbye Cruel World".

Doubtless it became a whole lot less attractive when it was pointed out that actual work would be required.

But even then he did try (insert a truckload of asterisks here) to do the work and lose the weight. Remember the Gym Saga where Valkyrie Violet was deadlifting the bar?
I maintain that Jake wanted The Chop, a lot. He put more work into that than anything that didn't involve playing vidya. That's admittedly not much, but even so.

 

[Next Task]

Jake's always based his lies on a smidgen of truth, it's his version of honesty. So I'd expect his current doom and gloom is based on, as said above, something like actually getting diabetes. Or more likely that he's now at such serious risk for it that he's expected to make an effort to not get it. It's very plausible to me that having to do something more than wearing compression socks would give Jake the chance to act like he's coughing up blood.

The other problem he's having is that he's eternally trying to get in with a group of people who don't want anything from him. Troons and their allies in general, but every single one Jake is drawn to in particular, only have transactional connections. He's no help with cooming, has no useful connections, floods your timeline with near-gibberish and doesn't even manage to be interesting, amusing or insightful.

Hell, he thinks being an ego-boost and a yes-man means he has the right to ask for time and consideration in return, about the closest anyone can get to feeling sad for Jake in that he thinks any of these deeply important friendships he has means anything to the narcissists, usually biologically female, that he simps for. But that makes it even funnier that he does the exact same thing to others who reach out for the same reasons, but aren't positioned to give him anything he wants.

It's why the LFJ thing is slightly plausible to me. I think he mostly wants to be queen of troons against wrongthink on the internet, so is happy to keep ties with anyone who supports him being the most important voice in the Fight Against the Farms. But I'm sure he's also aware that dead troons are more valuable than live ones in trying to push for trans rights, especially because they can't cause new problems if they gain attention, unlike someone like Lucas.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

But that makes it even funnier that he does the exact same thing to others who reach out for the same reasons, but aren't positioned to give him anything he wants.

He never gave d8molate(I think he was called that) and Madame Plumpette the time of day. He could have found internet friends in these no-names instead of circling the drain while clinging to Zinnia and Benjamun.

 

[Next Task]

He never gave d8molate(I think he was called that) and Madame Plumpette the time of day. He could have found internet friends in these no-names instead of circling the drain while clinging to Zinnia and Benjamun.

It's a recurring theme with a lot of these troons. 'I'm so lonely, I just need a friend,' and they ignore the people who actually reach out because they only mean the right sort of person. We all get to choose who our friends are, but you don't get to both whine about it constantly and be a bottom of the barrel troon and yet think you're too good for any of the people who reach out. It's not even about sex-pestery or anything like that, a condition that they'll happily dismiss - or in Jake's case, obtusely defend - if it's someone they want something from.

I wonder if PHH decided he was better than Jake and has tried to move up in the troon world by leaving him behind. Or just as likely he got sick of being told to watch Kamen Rider and being lectured by a pompous know-nothing.

 

[kazuhiro]

Did you know that, years ago, Brianna Wu was constantly offering Jake as job "working as her personal advisor?"

He continued his solo tryout of Vice & Violence.

The start and end of his Tumblr piece (ghostarchive).

Spoiler: Other stuff

Heating advice.

Resident Evil.