Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Americunt]

I got some more breaking news on the Ethan Klein front, apparently Anisa was planning to have him walk into a freezer and freeze him solid and then open the door in front of Hila where she would then watch as the Ethancube would slide out of the freezer and shatter into a million pieces right in front of her.

Its genuinely a massive shame what happened

In all seriousness, not to sweep for the Johmas too hadd, but wtf were they supposed to do again? They live nowhere near Ethan and Hila, and as far as I've seen haven't met face to face since promoting CC1 2-3 years ago, what kind of credibility is there to them saying "No Ethan's house isn't covered in shit and his children aren't being subjected to Rekieta tier neglect"?

And even if they could say something like that with any kind of believability, What does that do exactly? CPS is already involved, your snarkers and Alogs already assume all of this about you anyway, what would the word of Ian and Anisa Johma get you?

This is why I really don't understand this narrative that the Johmas "snaked" Ethan, realistically their defense would have done nothing other than make Ethan feel slightly better about the situation he found himself in, and honestly might have made it worse, could you imagine if all the people sucking him off now soley because he burned the bridge with Idubbz (Some of who post ITT regularly!) Didn't have "Well he went scorched earth on the cuck and his wife" to fall back on when defending H3 losing touch with reality? If anything Ian "snaking" Ethan has done nothing but benefit him (well, not in subs, or donos, but I guess his reputation as a vile jew lib has been minorly laundered by all of this).

 

[Meth Dick]

In all seriousness, not to sweep for the Johmas too hadd, but wtf were they supposed to do again? They live nowhere near Ethan and Hila, and as far as I've seen haven't met face to face since promoting CC1 2-3 years ago, what kind of credibility is there to them saying "No Ethan's house isn't covered in shit and his children aren't being subjected to Rekieta tier neglect"?

And even if they could say something like that with any kind of believability, What does that do exactly? CPS is already involved, your snarkers and Alogs already assume all of this about you anyway, what would the word of Ian and Anisa Johma get you?

This is why I really don't understand this narrative that the Johmas "snaked" Ethan, realistically their defense would have done nothing other than make Ethan feel slightly better about the situation he found himself in, and honestly might have made it worse, could you imagine if all the people sucking him off now soley because he burned the bridge with Idubbz (Some of who post ITT regularly!) Didn't have "Well he went scorched earth on the cuck and his wife" to fall back on when defending H3 losing touch with reality? If anything Ian "snaking" Ethan has done nothing but benefit him (well, not in subs, or donos, but I guess his reputation as a vile jew lib has been minorly laundered by all of this).

If I had to guess, I'd say this scorched earth campaign on idubbbz and his hoe stems from the feigning friendship with the Kleins when it was useful to them, then when the Kleins asked for a tweet in their defense, they were like "lol no, that would make Hasan made at us"
I don't think Ethan would be going so hard in the paint clearly going out of his way to hurt them and their "careers" as badly as possible if that content cop wasn't made, especially with all the people in that camp.

Ethan is a duplicitous kike, that's never changed. But he's been nothing but good to idubbbz for years, so I can see why his ass is chapped with Ian.
It's absolutely true that the tweet from the Jomha's wouldn't have amounted to shit, but it wouldn't have hurt the Jomha's to do it for their "friend". They told Ethan to fuck off in the hopes that Hasan would adopt them into the commie LARP fold and since that didn't happen, Ethan is just rubbing salt in the wound at this point, reminding Ian that he pulled that Content Cop stunt for Hasan's approval and to I guess get eyes on Creator Clash 3, so he trashed and shit on the only person left in his corner and has absolutely nothing to show for it and I can't honestly fault King Kike Klein for that.

 

[AltisticRight]

I still can't believe someone would spend thousands to send two real skulls to Ethan Klein. The more I think about it the more it feels like a false flag, but then why? He could have paid someone to graffiti horrible swastikas or do it himself. This was way too on the nose. There's dozens of false flag operations the fat H33b could have done, but skulls? For thousands of bucks? It's too bizarre to be fake and too unhinged to be real. Hamas simps are nasty but H33b is still a piece of garbage. I side with whoever can make both sides disappear.

Matt Bernstein responded with this on Twitter.

https://x.com/mattxiv/status/1930009706325770336

Pretty funny response but Bernstein?
Okay race traitor.

 

[Deleted_User]

Even putting aside how easy it is to inflate hate crime statistics within these agencies, anti-Jewish ones in particular because any kind of anti-zionist protest is lumped in there with too; What does Ethan hope to accomplish here?

You think yelling at people, threatening to sue, deplatform, or otherwise ruin their lives is going to make that statistic go down?

dave portnoy should be a case study for how screeching about antisemitism as some special kind of racism that requires unique attention just causes people to be more antisemitic, hes on the same trajectory as ethan klein and ruining his brand over it, hes made it a meme to be antisemitic towards him and im not talking about "swastika sword but actually it's not a swastika sword but actually I'm going to say its a swastika sword" fake antisemitism ethan cries over, could you imagine if someone said this to ethan he would actually implode.

These are the people telling you the lie that israel is the only safe place for jews yet they live in a lap of luxury in the states, if it were so dangerous in the states then why tf dont they live in Israel.

 

[Americunt]

they were like "lol no, that would make Hasan made at us"

I know this is the talking point everyone is going with, but how about this: What if they just didn't want to? Ethan has been spiraling, even if they were friends, would you go to bat for someone crashing out this hard and lashing out at everyone? It's kind of telling Ethan hasn't leaked their texts with all the other bits of the Johmas dirty laundry he's aired. I imagine he looks pretty unglued in that exchange

 

[Meth Dick]

I know this is the talking point everyone is going with, but how about this: What if they just didn't want to? Ethan has been spiraling, even if they were friends, would you go to bat for someone crashing out this hard and lashing out at everyone? It's kind of telling Ethan hasn't leaked their texts with all the other bits of the Johmas dirty laundry he's aired. I imagine he looks pretty unglued in that exchange

If someone I knew for over a decade and has helped me out time and time again, defended me against cuck allegations, and propped up my wifes ego fueled social event, the least I could do for the guy is tweet out "yeah his house is clean". Not wanting to do that either just shows you're extremely petty or extremely lazy, but in idubbz case, it's because he was scared shitless of what his wife and hasan would say if he even thought of saying anything to Ethan's benefit. The fact is he had no real good reason to not do it

But neither here nor there, if Ian just said "sorry, but no Ethan" and left it at that, we'd have never heard about this shit flinging after the call out by h3. If all Ian responded with "Okay, sorry you feel that way" and let the friendship die quietly it would have been over. If anything what exacerbated this slap fest was Ian doing the content cop because he couldn't handle someone publicly calling him out for being unable to do the barest minimum request

 

[ShitSoupStirrer]

That’s literally what Ian and Anisa did at first, and then Ethan and Hula started ragging on them for deciding to stay out of it during their victim podcast. And then Ian dropped the CC in response.

Is Ethan allowed to shit on people with no backlash or repercussions at this point? Jfc he’s an adult, he needs to learn to shut the fuck up.

 

[Meth Dick]

That’s literally what Ian and Anisa did at first, and then Ethan and Hula started ragging on them for deciding to stay out of it during their victim podcast. And then Ian dropped the CC in response.

Is Ethan allowed to shit on people with no backlash or repercussions at this point? Jfc he’s an adult, he needs to learn to shut the fuck up.

I should have made it more clear in my last post, but including Hasan and his defense force in that content cop is probably what set him off the most. It's logical any person is going to be fucking livid over something like that. Ethan would have been pissed either way, but including these retarded fags with no ties at all towards palestine that act shocked and appalled that a literal fucking jew would back israel over palestine to such a degree that trying to remove his kids as a form of revenge for disagreeing sounded like fair game is a bridge too far.
This one time, in this particular case, he's got every right to want to ruin these people's lives. This time, the people he's attacking don't deserve any defense.

 

[Americunt]

But neither here nor there, if Ian just said "sorry, but no Ethan"

I mean from Ian's account of their text conversation before he shittalked them on his show, that is exactly what happened. I know Ethan had tried to make this out like Ian was a bad friend who sold him out to be in the kool
kommie klub, but there's really no proof that's the case. Frankly as much as it pains me to say it, I'm inclined to agree with the Johmas that Ethan was being erratic and unreasonable.

Ian standing up for Ethan would be a "nice" thing for him to do, but it really did seem like Ethan thought Ian was obliged to cover for him, which regardless of how you feel about him, I don't think is a reasonable ask of anybody, much less from someone going through a self-medicated mental health crisis that immediatly paints you as a brown shirt goosestepper if you don't 100% agree with him. He's been acting fucking crazy for a long time, but on this subject in particular, I really don't blame anyone for not wanting to be his shieldbearer.

I should have made it more clear in my last post, but including Hasan and his defense force in that content cop is probably what set him off the most. It's logical any person is going to be fucking livid over something like that. Ethan would have been pissed either way, but including these retarded fags with no ties at all towards palestine that act shocked and appalled that a literal fucking jew would back israel over palestine to such a degree that trying to remove his kids as a form of revenge for disagreeing sounded like fair game is a bridge too far.
This one time, in this particular case, he's got every right to want to ruin these people's lives. This time, the people he's attacking don't deserve any defense.

Oh here we fucking go again, I'm not even going to get in to the "they took his keeeedz" shit again. When Ethan has proof any of these people are responsible for the CPS call I'll eat crow, but until then I'll treat it like the crybully bullshit that it is.

Ethan went scorched earth on Ian and Anisa BEFORE the CC, it kind of feels like this is lost on a lot of people. He went in on him harder AFTER it, but he wasn't shy about burning the bridge with them when everything was still in private texts between them.

 

[Meth Dick]

Oh here we fucking go again, I'm not even going to get in to the "they took his keeeedz" shit again. When Ethan has proof any of these people are responsible for the CPS call I'll eat crow, but until then I'll treat it like the crybully bullshit that it is.

Ethan went scorched earth on Ian and Anisa BEFORE the CC, it kind of feels like this is lost on a lot of people. He went in on him harder AFTER it, but he wasn't shy about burning the bridge with them when everything was still in private texts between them.

Let's cut the shit and be real here, neither one of us give a fuck about Ethan or his kids. I just like seeing Ian and Anisa get felted because I love the schadenfreud of narcissists getting their feelings and egos busted.
Like I don't care for Asmongold, but I dislike Hasan more, so as long as Asmon can keep that sandnigger seething, I'll enjoy it. Same with Ethan. He's just milking lolcows very proficiently lately. as soon as the Jomha cow's udders go dry no one is going to remain on Ethan's "side". The Jomha's are just more unlikable than the Klein's at this point. It's as easy as that

 

[ShitSoupStirrer]

Let's cut the shit and be real here, neither one of us give a fuck about Ethan or his kids. I just like seeing Ian and Anisa get felted

We don’t care, we’re here to shit on Ethan and Hila and watch their hilarious and self inflicted fall from grace. Don’t pretend you don’t give a fuck about Ethan’s kids when you tried to use that to justify Ethan sperging out about people not wanting to defend them (and rightfully so).

 

[Meth Dick]

We don’t care, we’re here to shit on Ethan and Hila and watch their hilarious and self inflicted fall from grace. Don’t pretend you don’t give a fuck about Ethan’s kids when you tried to use that to justify Ethan sperging out about people not wanting to defend them (and rightfully so).

When did I justify it? I said it's logical a father would be pissed at the idea of someone fucking with his kids or his family. It's common sense, whether you agree with his sperging or not, you don't even need to have kids of your own to understand that. I don't give a shit what his reasoning his, the only thing that matters is he's hurting the right people.

 

[ShitSoupStirrer]

When did I justify it? I said it's logical a father would be pissed at the idea of someone fucking with his kids or his family. It's common sense, whether you agree with his sperging or not, you don't even need to have kids of your own to understand that. I don't give a shit what his reasoning his, the only thing that matters is he's hurting the right people.

So you give a fuck about Ethan and his kids.

Is it okay for someone to use a thing that happened to them to claim that multiple people did it to them with no proof, harass people who don’t say anything about it because why the fuck would they, and use it to silent any dissent or criticism about his behavior before and after it happened?

The cunt used the visit as content not even HOURS after it allegedly happened, put his kids’ faces on camera AFTER the alleged visit, and keeps using it to defend his shitty behavior when they don’t even talk about that. Does that sound like someone “logical” to you?

I really don’t give a fuck how anyone he targets responds at this point, and honestly I am questioning the entire nature of the CPS visit because it sounds like it was justified. Why would a “fake call” ‘made on Wednesday, bring the Emergency Response Unit to their house, at 6 in the morning on Friday, while one child was taking a nap and two were at school? At 6 AM? And they decided to make it into clickbait content for their podcast a few hours later? And excuse me, when did these skulls arrive exactly? Because they keep making claims that contradict each other every time they tell the story. He and Hila are fucking liars, stop falling for their bullshit crocodile tears.

 

[Americunt]

Let's cut the shit and be real here, neither one of us give a fuck about Ethan or his kids

Finally some honesty in this-

I said it's logical a father would be pissed at the idea of someone fucking with his kids or his family.

Cmon man, we don't need to play this littlr game, just say you like that he's fucking with the Johmas and Hasan, stop with this moralizing finger wagging. He's being a crazy jew as usual, I'm not going to let him off the hook just because it's people I also dislike, if you do, fine, but spare me the whole "Actually Ethan is a principled family man!" crap, everyone here knows that's bullshit.

 

[Meth Dick]

Finally some honesty in this-

Cmon man, we don't need to play this littlr game, just say you like that he's fucking with the Johmas and Hasan, stop with this moralizing finger wagging. He's being a crazy jew as usual, I'm not going to let him off the hook just because it's people I also dislike, if you do, fine, but spare me the whole "Actually Ethan is a principled family man!" crap, everyone here knows that's bullshit.

I would never say he's a principled family man. I know if any of his enemies had CPS called on them he'd be doing some little jew dance celebrating. I wouldn't even really be surprised if he found out a long time ago that all the people he accused had nothing to do with it but he's in too deep to correct the record.
But yes, you are correct, I hate the Jomhas more than I hate Ethan and I thoroughly enjoy that he's fucking with the them and doing a good job of it too, and yeah, I probably shouldn't be playing Devil's Advocate for it because he will most definitely say something dumb after that cow is milked and ruin any "good will" he received.

 

[torpig xmr]

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Jesus fucking christ that Ozempic has done a number on him.

Jesus fucking christ that's an alien

 

[Deleted_User]

I mean from Ian's account of their text conversation before he shittalked them on his show, that is exactly what happened. I know Ethan had tried to make this out like Ian was a bad friend who sold him out to be in the kool
kommie klub, but there's really no proof that's the case. Frankly as much as it pains me to say it, I'm inclined to agree with the Johmas that Ethan was being erratic and unreasonable.

Ian standing up for Ethan would be a "nice" thing for him to do, but it really did seem like Ethan thought Ian was obliged to cover for him, which regardless of how you feel about him, I don't think is a reasonable ask of anybody, much less from someone going through a self-medicated mental health crisis that immediatly paints you as a brown shirt goosestepper if you don't 100% agree with him. He's been acting fucking crazy for a long time, but on this subject in particular, I really don't blame anyone for not wanting to be his shieldbearer.

Ethan is operating like the state of israel, either you bow down and kiss his feet even if you didnt do anything wrong or he will came after you by calling you antisemitic, calling you a pedophile, threatening lawsuits, reaching out to the ADL, going after your sponsors, siccing his sycophant followers to send you harassment/death threats to not only you but your family and friends.

We catch a glimpse of this whenever DMs are leaked, like this is from his cringe ad rep tom ward who apparently since they have trouble finding ads he has essentially become ethans attack dog behind the scenes.

So Ethan is just a sniffling mess whos clenching his fists edging to find his next victim, and I get it people want to use this as an opportunity to redirect that towards their enemies, but this is just insanity. Only a matter of time till he directs it against someone they do like then they are gonna start saying foul. It's ethan...hes going to do it eventually, hes going to fuck over everyone involved, the guy has no principles its whatever benefits him the most at that time and thats it, he has no problem leaving his new buddies in the dust whenever it suits him, hes made that clear since he started youtube.

Btw the whole cps/skulls things is so fucking stupid, every large streamer has to deal with this shit they just dont talk about because it only creates copycats, every large streamer has been swatted or some sort of service called on them maliciously, every single large streamer has had to eventually stop doing PO box streams because someone decided to mail something crazy to them. It's the fucking internet, there are insane people on it, its the price to pay for being a content creator. You should have safe measures in place, btw the CPS thing is very strange because why didn't the investigation just end the second they knocked on the door? Why were there so many follow ups? Something happened that ethan is not sharing, but he sures likes to weaponize it, just like the skulls hes very hush hush on the details since it happened but he has no problem weaponizing it.

 

[RollerGator]

I like how his employees have to talk about him like he's a big retarded babyman having a tantrum.

 

[AardvarktheArthur]

If someone I knew for over a decade and has helped me out time and time again, defended me against cuck allegations, and propped up my wifes ego fueled social event, the least I could do for the guy is tweet out "yeah his house is clean". Not wanting to do that either just shows you're extremely petty or extremely lazy, but in idubbz case, it's because he was scared shitless of what his wife and hasan would say if he even thought of saying anything to Ethan's benefit. The fact is he had no real good reason to not do it

But neither here nor there, if Ian just said "sorry, but no Ethan" and left it at that, we'd have never heard about this shit flinging after the call out by h3. If all Ian responded with "Okay, sorry you feel that way" and let the friendship die quietly it would have been over. If anything what exacerbated this slap fest was Ian doing the content cop because he couldn't handle someone publicly calling him out for being unable to do the barest minimum request

But what if their house isn't clean? Ethan has said time and again that there is shit everywhere. The studio is also covered with dog piss and shit. You want them to stick their necks out and lie about the Klein's house not being covered in shit? CPS was totally justified, and they should get animal welfare checks next since they eat pills and plastic off the floor.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

dave portnoy should be a case study for how screeching about antisemitism as some special kind of racism that requires unique attention just causes people to be more antisemitic, hes on the same trajectory as ethan klein and ruining his brand over it, hes made it a meme to be antisemitic towards him and im not talking about "swastika sword but actually it's not a swastika sword but actually I'm going to say its a swastika sword" fake antisemitism ethan cries over, could you imagine if someone said this to ethan he would actually implode.


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These are the people telling you the lie that israel is the only safe place for jews yet they live in a lap of luxury in the states, if it were so dangerous in the states then why tf dont they live in Israel.

Is this initially what set him off? He’s been screeching like a banshee lately. I thought it was a sign he saw in a pizza parlor.