MMA & UFC General - Featuring Bellator MMA & Rizin Fighting Federation

tom says jon retired and he's champion


edit: i feel this is a bit more tongue and cheek but i want to see the HW division move again
 
Jonny "Duck" Jones claims DC brought out the worst in him. People not on Jon's nuts counter that DC just revealed who Jon really is.
Valentina is tired of waiting for the messy bitches of the flyweight division and wants the Weili Zhang fight:
 
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Looney Troons
Barber had a “seizure”, apparently. I smell BS. Probably an infection due to her bad titjob. The absolute fucking state of this promotion. Please stop having WMMA headline cards for the love of fucking God
stop WMMA in general. It should be nuked into orbit. It adds nothing to cards and just takes money away from real fights, and time from the viewers. Honestly, Saturday's event was the greatest WMMA fight of all time, because it didn't happened and I could go to sleep earlier
 
Barber had a “seizure”, apparently. I smell BS. Probably an infection due to her bad titjob. The absolute fucking state of this promotion. Please stop having WMMA headline cards for the love of fucking God
Fat cunt should have gotten a better nutritionist with her money and not the bolt ons. I still can't belive this fucking retard had the gall to compare herself to Jones in anyway other than the constant pulling out of fights. If only Ronda had lost her first MMA fight, then this crap would never have been a thing.
 
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Looney Troons
Need to open your marquee events with the WMMA fights no one cares about. Yet another pallid numbered event. Has there been a good one this year at all?

Prelims look fine. Nothing really stands out to me.

Main card… lol.

Luque v Holland is the most exciting fight on the card, imo. I don’t expect it to leave the second round. I have Holland for this one. His strikes are more accurate than Luque’s and I think he’ll crack the chin early.

Restroom break. Mario Bautista fucking sucks and I just hope he loses.

Gastelum v Pyfer - if it doesn’t end quick, I’m going to ride with fatass Gastelum. Pyfer got pieced the fuck up by Jack Hermansson. I know that was over a year ago, but come on. I don’t really care about this fight either.

Oh boy, another WMMA comain. Don’t care. Kayla Harrison 2nd round sub. If it isn’t Valentina or Weili, it needs to be on the prelims.

Sean O’Malley shouldn’t be fighting Merab for the title. Totally undeserved. They keep trying to force this little tit but he has the presence of a snail. He stopped doing drugs and fucking ugly women - now he’s lacking personality even more. His popularity has already peaked. EPO midget is going to run circles around him again. The only chance Sean has is to catch Merab when he inevitably showboats.

Man, these cards are dire. Who is buying this shit?
 
Luque v Holland
Kev threw a tantrum over a journo asking him about Rampage. 2-4 of his last six fights, no evolution as a fighter, jobber mentality. Needs to be cut.
Mario Bautista vs. Patchy Mix
I hope Patchy knocks out that cage hugging goof.
Gastelum v Pyfer
Boring-ass bums.
WMMA comain
I want Kayla to win just because Julianna talks incredible amounts of shit for not being as good as she thinks she is. But if Kayla's weight cut is as bad as it sounds, Julianna might out-tough and out-awkward strike her way to another win.
Sean O’Malley shouldn’t be fighting Merab for the title.
Agreed. Should be Yan or even Yadong. That said, O'Malley has enough pop to hurt Merab, but Merab has the physicality and the gas tank. I think Merab repeats history.
 
Has there been a good one this year at all?
311 was decent (Jiri Kos Jamal, Reinier subs Holland, Merab vs Umar). But yeah, this is the worst year the UFC has had that I know of. The matchmaking has been especially awful. UFC is just boxing atp. I don't think I'll even watch this one, I'll check the results when I wake up.

The biggest fights we have left where both fighters actually wanna fight each other (a novel concept nowadays, I know) are Islam vs JDM and DDP vs Khamzat. Aside from that there's absolutely nothing else to look forward to. And if Ilia and Alex lose their next fights I might actually tune out of the sport for a while. Any hype left in me would be gone.
 
Kev threw a tantrum over a journo asking him about Rampage. 2-4 of his last six fights, no evolution as a fighter, jobber mentality. Needs to be cut.
That was over the podcast stuff that happened a while ago, right? I remember seeing a clip of it and thinking it was the most niggerlicious thing I had ever seen. I believe there was an argument over whether Rampage has fired a firearm capable of discharging .50 cal rounds, or something? Really embarrassing.
 
That was over the podcast stuff that happened a while ago, right? I remember seeing a clip of it and thinking it was the most niggerlicious thing I had ever seen. I believe there was an argument over whether Rampage has fired a firearm capable of discharging .50 cal rounds, or something? Really embarrassing.
What started it was Rampage making a joke about Kevin Holland's and MVP's face off before their fight (Holland gripping MVP's hand reminded Rampage of two women scissoring). More people sided with Rampage than Kevin because Kevin comes off as a 32-year-old class clown with no ambition coping and sneeding at Rampage pulling his card.


Kayla Harrison beat the scale by split decision:
1749260469412.webp

I'm getting nervous. I might need to switch my bet.

Also, loud quacking was recently heard:
1749260676043.webp

Expert ornithologists surmise that it was some sort of distress call, emitted when the duck's natural predator, the Tom Aspinall, appears in the vicinity.
 
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Looney Troons
Harrison looks awful, but Pena has been going on interviews talking about how some guy beat the fuck out her in the back of some place she worked at some years ago….

I don’t know. It’s so on brand though.
 
Harrison looks awful, but Pena has been going on interviews talking about how some guy beat the fuck out her in the back of some place she worked at some years ago….

I don’t know. It’s so on brand though.
She’s going to get steam rolled, and then Uncle Dana is going to set up her vs Nunes, or try to. I could’ve sworn she was talking about coming out of retirement.
 
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Looney Troons
Sorry for the double post. Not sure if this legit or not. Supposed to be a video of a burned out Díaz trying to light a random piece of glass, then himself, on fire.


Edit:
That video is atleast 6 months old. This one is a year and a half old, a faggot shoving a camera in his face while he's clearly on/coming off something:
PreserveTube
He's had problems for awhile, the fight bans probably haven't helped.
That was over the podcast stuff that happened a while ago, right? I remember seeing a clip of it and thinking it was the most niggerlicious thing I had ever seen. I believe there was an argument over whether Rampage has fired a firearm capable of discharging .50 cal rounds, or something? Really embarrassing.
Kevin tried completing his nigger-cowboy arch by bragging about shooting 45-70, a caliber popular in old west style lever guns. It started because Rampage made a silly joke about a handshake and Kevin was coping about not being good enough to compete for a championship.
 
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Looney Troons
That video is atleast 6 months old. This one is a year and a half old, a faggot shoving a camera in his face while he's clearly on/coming off something:
PreserveTube
He's had problems for awhile, the fight bans probably haven't helped.

Kevin tried completing his nigger-cowboy arch by bragging about shooting 45-70, a caliber popular in old west style lever guns. It started because Rampage made a silly joke about a handshake and Kevin was coping about not being good enough to compete for a championship.
Thanks for correcting me. I’ll mark my post as old and gay. Still hurts to see such a dude so fucked up in life.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: likeacrackado
lol 12-6 elbows are illegal tonight because of gay new jersey commission
Uncle dana cannot allow sugar tits to lose yet again after losing gooby, trannybender, duck and chama.
Who will do the venom trailer after all?
 
Back