Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

If you wanna know the truth about it Ralph has never had to work a day in his life either

The Ralphamale only does WERKS, BISH.

 

[talk talk talk]

Why go to court, at all? I get it, Nick's a retard with "muh ODD"- but in most states (maybe not Minnesota?), that's a Fix-It Ticket, where if you prove you got your vehicle's registration up to date again, you send in proof and it goes away. This is almost certainly cheaper than hiring White to go in for him, even on Zoom, and even with a year of missed registration.

The citation itself is for a "Crim/Traf Non-Mand". That's Minnesota-speak for traffic ticket. Pay it and you don't have to go to court.

And expired registration is a Fix-It.

No person may be charged with violating this section by reason of failure to renew the registration of a previously registered motor vehicle, except those vehicles registered under section 168.187, if:

(1) the person produces a statement from the registrar to the effect that the person was not notified by the registrar of the annual renewal for the registration of the vehicle to which a citation was issued; and

(2) the person renews the registration and pays the motor vehicle tax and fees due within ten days of being cited for the violation.​

Minn. Stat. § 168.09, subd. 5.

Nicky's just being a nigger . . er . . . Moorish traveler.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Circa 2018-2019 solo Rekieta was actually okay. That was basically what Maddox was, and a pretty decent chunk of Vic. He wasn't doing panel shows when he became "a friend of the Farms." He did fine. Of course, that Rekieta no longer exists. His long-form document review streams from that time had a fanbase (@zyclonPD was a big fan, for example). Even if it was just something to put on in the background.

You are correct that the panel shows surrounding Depp and Rittenhouse are where he started doing phenomenally well, but some of us have been following him for longer than that.

The guy changed. He went mask off. He's brain damaged, etc.. 2018-2019 solo Rekieta ain't what you see here. The difference is striking. Old solo Rekieta gained subs. This one is losing them.

The least of this pisher's problems is losing subs.

 

[Captain Manning]

The least of this pisher's problems is losing subs.

Well, obviously.

What I'm saying here is the fact that he's flying solo now isn't why he's tanking. The reason he's tanking is because he is a son of a bitch. 2018-2019 Rekieta put on an act, and enough people found it entertaining and informative. 2025 Rekieta is an evil bastard and watching/listening to it is pain.

 

[Nate Higgers]

The way he gleefully celebrates someone getting cancer. I want every waking moment of his life to be of pure pain and suffering. He is just a miserable little cunt who deserves nothing but the worst. No redemption shall be given to him when his time comes.

Delirium tremens followed by cirrhosis of the liver.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Edit to add: if it was a normal shopping trip, you telling me none of the kids wanted to go? And how the hell have they been ferrying kids around, if they don't have current tags on either car? And why didn't the cops hit him on that last year in the bust? It was the same car, and tags were already expired last year.

The ticket is from Stearns County, the same county that issued a nationwide arrest warrant for Ethan Ralph after he streamed a court proceeding, so we know they take law enforcement a little more seriously than Kandiyohi County. Apparently you don’t need any sort of documentation to drive around Kandiyohi, and you can even tell the cops that “YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING FUCK OFF” with zero consequences.

 

[Vibralldo]

The ticket is from Stearns County, the same county that issued a nationwide arrest warrant for Ethan Ralph after he streamed a court proceeding, so we know they take law enforcement a little more seriously than Kandiyohi County. Apparently you don’t need any sort of documentation to drive around Kandiyohi, and you can even tell the cops that “YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING FUCK OFF” with zero consequences.

Insane Englishman Lord Miles has been talking about sending a posse into Haiti and taking over

He could probably just walk into kandy yoshi county with a sword and they'd surrender immediately

 

[Potatoherder]

What I'm saying here is the fact that he's flying solo now isn't why he's tanking. The reason he's tanking is because he is a son of a bitch. 2018-2019 Rekieta put on an act, and enough people found it entertaining and informative. 2025 Rekieta is an evil bastard and watching/listening to it is pain.

I'll add to this and say Nick used to be the best solo streamers in his sphere. He was very good at chat interaction and making it feel like a conversation. During his document reads he would make it engaging and informative. Stark contrast to his article reads he did later. Rittenhouse basically destroyed him because he became so lazy and his ego got so inflated. "I am the content" was his mindset until he became content for us.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Ralph tweeted that he, Rekieta, and Masterson were doing a come back show together. I can't think of a better three person panel to show kids the dangers of throwing your life away to try to make it in the entertainment industry. Could also serve as an educational video to keep kids off drugs that would be more effective than anything I had in high school.

Now that's a perfect "this is your brain on drugs" PSA, if I ever saw one.

And also a warning to men about what can go wrong as you approach early middle age and realize you forgot to buy the portrait to put in your attic don't take care of yourself mentally and physically your true nature begins to show: getting fat*; balding; developing uneven, discolored skin; gaining dead eyes; losing coordination and musculature; losing whatever intellectual capacity you might ever have possessed; losing whatever physical appeal, however slight, you might once have had; losing friends and admirers; losing the respect of others; and spiraling ever-downward in your desperate search for relevancy.

* especially Nick. What a porker.

 

[woodedbag]

Now that's a perfect "this is your brain on drugs" PSA, if I ever saw one.

And also a warning to men about what can go wrong as you approach early middle age and realize you forgot to buy the portrait to put in your attic don't take care of yourself mentally and physically your true nature begins to show: getting fat*; balding; developing uneven, discolored skin; gaining dead eyes; losing coordination and musculature; losing whatever intellectual capacity you might ever have possessed; losing whatever physical appeal, however slight, you might once have had; losing friends and admirers; losing the respect of others; and spiraling ever-downward in your desperate search for relevancy.

* especially Nick. What a porker.

I don't normally see eye to eye with you on things but youre dead on here. Nick could afford to lose some weight. Its getting embarrassing

 

[break these cuffs]

Nicky's just being a nigger . . er . . . Moorish traveler.

So you're willing to admit that he wasn't driving and was merely traveling?

 

[Lurking9e9]

Has Nick paid his previous speeding tickets yet?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I swear men obsess over dick size as much as women obsess over how big their breasts are. Not a priority when you suck on either former or latter.

Confucius once said, "To have a happy marriage, a couple must do 70 things. Communicate, and 69."

 

[talk talk talk]

So you're willing to admit that he wasn't driving and was merely traveling?

Not until he wears the fez.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't normally see eye to eye with you on things but youre dead on here. Nick could afford to lose some weight. Its getting embarrassing

He looks like he's at least 400 pounds at this point, right? I didn't even know Hot Topic carried plus sizes!

Ps, what?! You disagree with me?

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Ralph tweeted that he, Rekieta, and Masterson were doing a come back show together. I can't think of a better three person panel to show kids the dangers of throwing your life away to try to make it in the entertainment industry. Could also serve as an educational video to keep kids off drugs that would be more effective than anything I had in high school.

The Sektur's Terrible Trio

 

[Rainbow Idiot]

I'll add to this and say Nick used to be the best solo streamers in his sphere. He was very good at chat interaction and making it feel like a conversation. During his document reads he would make it engaging and informative. Stark contrast to his article reads he did later. Rittenhouse basically destroyed him because he became so lazy and his ego got so inflated. "I am the content" was his mindset until he became content for us.

The Greer live reading was one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed, I was laughing so hard I had to pause the video and rewind occasionally. And coincidentally that was the reason I began lurking over here. I don't think Mr Baldo has the brains or wit left to do that sort of a stream anymore. Forget the morals for a minute, bad as they are, he has drank and snorted and huffed away the ability to make the baby bird shit funny and that is a tragedy all on it's own.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Has Nick paid his previous speeding tickets yet?

He'd paid all but one when last checked. I think that one was also for tags. (This is just going off memory.)

 

[RotPockets]

And also a warning to men about what can go wrong as you approach early middle age and realize you forgot to buy the portrait to put in your attic don't take care of yourself mentally and physically your true nature begins to show: getting fat*; balding; developing uneven, discolored skin; gaining dead eyes; losing coordination and musculature; losing whatever intellectual capacity you might ever have possessed; losing whatever physical appeal, however slight, you might once have had; losing friends and admirers; losing the respect of others; and spiraling ever-downward in your desperate search for relevancy.

I wonder if he realizes his wispy little daddy long-legs have been mogged by Steel Toe’s tarantula?

(this was from the mugshot, since then things have escalated, Norwood in hiding)

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

He looks like he's at least 400 pounds at this point, right? I didn't even know Hot Topic carried plus sizes!

Ps, what?! You disagree with me?
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Yeah, the Torrid range, as any follower of Gorl World knows. I didn't know there were men's items though.

I wonder if he realizes his wispy little daddy long-legs are mogged by Steel Toe’s tarantula.
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(this was from the mugshot, since then things have escalated, Norwood in hiding)

Forget Modafinil, this boy needs Minoxidil.