Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Zalvert]

Face looking like he shitted himself. Again.

Big Biden vibes.

 

[Briareus]

Put a vintage Polaroid filter over this, and I could believe it's a picture of Ian's own dad a week before his arrest.

It'll only increase the Serial Killer vibes by about ohh say...300%?

 

[KingPenguin120]

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Is he gonna say nigger this time?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ian is rolled up in a carpet in the trunk of Anisa's car as she flees to Canada. She had a few too many and accidentally beat him too hard so now she needs to Weekend at Bernie's him across the border to a country that will show her empathy

Between the smell and lack of any signs of life or self actuation she just might manage to pull this off

 

[crystal_pepsi]

Reminder that Rekieta has in the past week alone:

• Tried to shift all the blame on his fucking nanny who might sue
• Got the local government in somehow to defend him and illegally post disclosure to ban the body cam, despite court orders saying otherwise
• Has the bodycam notes showing he lives in literal shit and trash despite having a mansion
• Allegedly PA his kids and his wife
• Is still desperate trying to get his side bitch back
• Is turning blue from oxygen deprivation due to nitrous oxide use
• Threatened and wished death on the woman that went to take his bodycam notes
• Is nearly failing his parole already by not taking the mandatory 80 hours of community service due until July until now, nevermind the drug praise, the random threats on twitter, and probably a fuckton of other parole violations
• Tons more, including people who previously defended him coming on to shit on him
• If he fails his 5 year parole, he's getting the full sentence.
• Still hasn't paid montagraph, which is another 300k, and if monty is successful in his gofundme, he might be Karl jobst levels of legal debt, probably approaching creator clash 2 and 3 levels in that case alone.

Anisa and her husband are making a good run, but Rekieta is 3 times back to back champion for a reason.
They are facing the Ayrton senna of lolcows, it's a tough nut.
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Dude you're comparing a bog standard domestic violence case with someone doing what is probably the most hardcore self humiliation ritual the world has ever seen. What you're talking about is something I've seen in dozens of bodycam videos over the years and I highly doubt Nick's will be all that shocking or new, Anus and her husband however are discovering a different breed of what embarassment is and can be entirely.

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

Idubbz downfall reminds me of another youtuber named M3RKMUS1C.
Both got a whore of a wife,married and completely cut ties with his friends that been by his side for decades and wiped all traces of them from his youtube channel.Pure scum behavior.

 

[crystal_pepsi]

Took 2 minutes to find the diner, just the closest one to their house near I-5.

Looks like a good pre-roadtrip spot to be honest.

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The prices and that gay ass wall of drawings say otherwise. Here's the thing about this whack ass hipster spot specifically, and maybe I'm just being a bitter bitch artist myself, but I've been to many spots that do the whole look at the "drawing's from our customers on the wall" bit, pretty common honestly, the thing is though those places show off drawings done by children, not faggot hipsters in their 30s showing off at a fucking diner. Again it might just be me, but there's something way more gay and infantile about putting a 30 year old's drawing on the fridge instead of a 5 year old's despite the obvious skill and quality difference, it's like watching Michael Jordan play against a japanese middle school basketball team. Also 20 dollars for bacon and eggs? Fuck outta here man, I'd actually rather go to Denny's at that point.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

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Getting strong "last known photo before he went missing" vibes...

 

[SpookyObserver]

I think their play here is have other people involved (froggytonic has said something) deny some of these points and discredit the coach, so theyre biding their time right now.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

I just cannot imagine it ending any other way at this point.
He has lost pretty much everything of value in his life.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

Getting strong "last known photo before he went missing" vibes...

It made me think of the Mt Helens eruption guy, but he actually looks happy

 

[Jackpot]

This is my pick for Anisa's emote:
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I think it perfectly shows how obnoxious her personality is and accentuates her pear head.
Ian's should be a snapshot of his face when he started crying after his match.

It's only fitting we pay homage to her Irish heritage and her contribution to Toy Story 2

 

[Terrorist]

Look at that scenic, beautiful background, a joyous dog, and this fucking serial killer.

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The mystery of “why no woman before Anisa” is easily solvable. Ian is creepy as fuck.

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It cannot be said enough how vacant of humanity and full of bile Anisa is, but there is something deeply wrong with Ian. Rape teenage girls and chop their bodies up and put them into sheds phenotype.

What a horrorshow.

POV: You're RCMP Detective Douglas "Dougie" MacDougall, lead detective on the Saskatoon Sorority Slayer case. You're frustrated; every lead has turned out bogus and all you know about the Slayer is he stinks like hell and has a gold tooth (your dentist brother Gordon "Gordy" MacDougall says the smell could be from tonsil stones). You pull into a remote rest stop for a smoke break, but suddenly you get a sinking feeling and you don't know why...

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Rule number 1 of online safety: you should always tell internet trolls exactly where you are at all times

It worked wonders for their friend Keffals.

 

[SHOOTLGBTONSIGHT]

Sorry if late, this bitch got community noted on her pinned post

 

[The Jackal]

This is my pick for Anisa's emote:
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I think it perfectly shows how obnoxious her personality is and accentuates her pear head.
Ian's should be a snapshot of his face when he started crying after his match.

The angle means it doesn't quite capture the potato-ish quality of her head though. Should use the forward-facing one with the dumb, vacant expression instead.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Is mainly both youtube and Tiktok slop, their only contact with lolcows is not just them being weird and generally unintentionally funny people but also being criminals in some way since jewtubers tend to talk a lot about these ones, so the line slowly blurred until the meaning became lolcow= criminal, im sure they dont even know what "lolcow" means (even though is fucking obvious) but then again, this is generation that doesnt know how to make a zip file.

Nah, it's because now you're not allowed to dislike things without having a moral objection to it. This is a trend that's been going on since the mid 2010s, but whereas that was mostly an issue with cartoon spergs and SJWs, now it's gone mainstream.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

The angle means it doesn't quite capture the potato-ish quality of her head though. Should use the forward-facing one with the dumb, vacant expression instead.

This one?

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Nah, it's because now you're not allowed to dislike things without having a moral objection to it. This is a trend that's been going on since the mid 2010s, but whereas that was mostly an issue with cartoon spergs and SJWs, now it's gone mainstream.

This exactly. I saw a YT comment a few months ago about Rudyard Lynch's hilarious schizo meltdown on stream, which read something like "He's not a lolcow, he's just a mentally ill man having a drug fueled psychotic episode!". It got a few hundred updoots, and nobody seemed to disagree.
Lolcow has lost all meaning among the Internet masses, just like every other insult they discover. Cuck, soyboy, chud, Nazi, incel, and lolcow have identical meanings to them. It's synonymous with "person I dislike".

 

[Judge Holden]

It made me think of the Mt Helens eruption guy, but he actually looks happy
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This specific photo was taken half a day before he died, after he had spent the previous few weeks on site studying the absolute shit out of the unfolding situation of a giant fucking bubble of trapped lava bulging out the side of the volcano to the point of climbing atop said giant fucking lava bubble to collect gas samples as seen in this photo, the entirety of the red hot rock face being just a tiny part of said giant fucking lava bubble


Effectively he had just spent over a month atop an almost literal portal to hell he knew was gonna burst open at any minute and 1000% fucking kill him if he was still on site when it happened, all while he continued to do on-site tests and research and collect samples and such right up to the last moment of his life when he personally saw the eruption and subsequent landslide of half the fucking mountain surging towards him, wherin he still had the nards to call in on the radio to tell his colleagues this is it right before it hit him.

Why am I laying all this out you may ask? Because despite all I described above this man looks infinitely fucking happier and less stressed about life despite being in arguably the most terrifying place on earth at that particular moment and after weeks of prodding the opening to hell with a sharp stick for the sake of science and public welfare than The Raped does when on fucking vacation with the love of his life.