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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
Nick's family is rich but they aren't rock star rich. A half million here for lolsuits, $20K monthly going up the nose, conspicuous consumption, unpaid mortgages, endless trips to sex orgy resorts, and you're eventually talking real money.
Eventually the family is going to have to choose between Nick's disgusting sex and drug orgies or their grandchildren having a future.
Someone should send him a superchat taunting him for the fact that he can't use coke even though he desperately wants to. "Mmmm just snorted some yummy nose candy, beautiful lines of white powder. Lots and lots of snorted coke all for me and none for you. You'll never have coke again Nicky!"
Someone should send him a superchat taunting him for the fact that he can't use coke even though he desperately wants to. "Mmmm just snorted some yummy nose candy, beautiful lines of white powder. Lots and lots of snorted coke all for me and none for you. You'll never have coke again Nicky!"
"Seriously, he looks like that neighborhood guy who drives a Camry "
See Nick, you can try to larp as a cool guy by buying a mustang (gay car btw), but even some retirement age hollywood gossip addict wine aunt can see that you are really a camry kinda guy.
I'd rather drive a Camry any day than that fucking Mustang douchemobile. Whenever you see a Mustang and look at the driver it's always some absolute fucking faggot like Nick. Nick is the stereotype of a Mustang driver, a middle aged douchey piece of shit compensating for a nonfunctional penis.
There's a reason that the two contenders for LotY the last few years have been Cuckieta and Fatrick Hamlinson.
Every single person save one I have known who had one of those shit cars has been shit themselves, other than one guy who had a bunch of vintage cars and had one of the rare years that's well regarded (I don't know enough about them to remember).
Nick's family is rich but they aren't rock star rich. A half million here for lolsuits, $20K monthly going up the nose, conspicuous consumption, unpaid mortgages, endless trips to sex orgy resorts, and you're eventually talking real money.
Eventually the family is going to have to choose between Nick's disgusting sex and drug orgies or their grandchildren having a future.
My concern here, as ever, is they will chose the former.
Nick seems like a skeletalized faggot version of Veruca Salt. I don't think they know how to say no to him. I have serious doubts they raised him right.
I'd rather drive a Camry any day than that fucking Mustang douchemobile. Whenever you see a Mustang and look at the driver it's always some absolute fucking faggot like Nick. Nick is the stereotype of a Mustang driver, a middle aged douchey piece of shit compensating for a nonfunctional penis.
I'd argue the family already made their choice when they helped clean the crack shack, allowed the coke whore to live in their house as if she was a part of the family, and let the grandkids back into Nick's "care" after the CPS investigation without intervening on their behalf, while being fully aware of how fucked up their son is and the conditions those kids would be living in. Hell, the fact they haven't cut Nick off from the trust at any point of this mess for any amount of time would be damning enough in my book. They've consistently chosen Nick's vices over their grandkids' futures every single time. At this point, if they haven't changed their mindset after everything that Nick did, they're never going to change that pattern.
Haha Nick, those Elissa comments were some pretty good wisecracks. You really made this entire thread lose their marbles with a few joke tweets. Celebrate that with a drink buddy.
I would feel owned if Nick Rekieta did a line of coke while enjoying a bottle of sweet sweet whiskey. Just imagine that burn going down your throat. The relaxation. Oh well too bad Nick is too much of a bitch to ever do it
Every single person save one I have known who had one of those shit cars has been shit themselves, other than one guy who had a bunch of vintage cars and had one of the rare years that's well regarded (I don't know enough about them to remember).
If I had to guess was it a 1967 Mustang Cobra (fastback)?
Personally I don’t mind the Mustang design from the very early nineties, right before they changed it for 1994 to the current shit. The ‘93 Cobra models could pull wheelies, since they were so compact (about the size of an ‘93 Integra) with a 5.0 small block V8 powered rear wheel drive.
tl;dr Ford hasn’t made a Mustang worth buying new since 1993.
Nick's family is rich but they aren't rock star rich. A half million here for lolsuits, $20K monthly going up the nose, conspicuous consumption, unpaid mortgages, endless trips to sex orgy resorts, and you're eventually talking real money.
Eventually the family is going to have to choose between Nick's disgusting sex and drug orgies or their grandchildren having a future.
He might for publicly snitching on him. Snitches and bitches get stitches and Nick is both.
This Monty shit really is retarded. He could have just paid him off and be done with it. Instead he spent half a million on a lawsuit he probably loses. Just incredibly stupid and short slighted. Should have also just apologized after being proven wrong about Monty.
Nick needs to learn that nothing good comes when the dead refuse to lie down in the graves they dug for themselves. I hope Gabe finally delivers the last shovelful of dirt.
His unearned arrogance has me MATI so I am struggling to keep this within the confines of KF decorum. However, his recent abuses of Elissa and Kurt just have me stunned at how this loathsome skeleton really thinks he's winning something. His mincing smirk as he revealed Elissa's cancer straight up exposed the evil in his soul, but lord knows Nick thought he was just the cutest and funniest thing ever as he reveled in the suffering of someone whose sole transgression against him is displaying what he said live while on drugs.
And the above should never have happened. Nick should have been chased into the night a year ago, torch-wielding villagers close on his trail, the moment we found out Nick's "favorite" daughter tested positive for cocaine metabolites, let alone that she suffers nighttime enuresis.* Anyone still supporting him after that horror was revealed need to be pushed against the wall alongside Rekieta, no cigarette before the metaphorical triggers are pulled, metaphorically.
But it wasn't enough. They seem totally okay with the fact that Nick Rekieta has trapped animals, submerged them in water to the point of near drowning, pulled them out and let them recover only to drown them again. It's totally based that he brought strangers into his home to do drugs and fuck in a bedroom that is literally in a corridor that the children had to pass by often. Degenerates love that Nick routinely drives impaired with his kids in the car, even crashing a new car the day he got it with one of his children in the front seat. And it's the kids' faults they had nothing to eat and no clean clothes, or so say Doug ten Napel and EVS, whom I now genuinely think are utter degenerates due to their association with Nick.
A recitation of his absolutely depraved life should cause anyone to want to metaphorically punch him until that bloated nose bursts, again metaphorically, but here we are, with this piece of garbage mincing about as his warbly voice insists he's totally not inhaling nitrous oxide 30 times an hour, mocking the illness of a woman with children and demeaning Kurt, who was one of the most loyal friends he could ever have hoped for.
Kurt is not any woman's visual first choice. He has pretty blue eyes, but he's pudgy, he has rosacea and he's clearly uneasy around women. But he lives off the money he earned rather than waste his grandfather's wealth on balldos, swinger vacations with pregnant hookers, and drugs. That alone makes him a far better romantic prospect. He also attended a much better law school than Nick, which by Nick's own metric, makes him a better man.
But it's not his moral rectitude Nick is attacking. Nick's oh-so-hilarious micropeen counter is supposed to humiliate Kurt but it just shows what a Scandinavian prude Nick is himself because if a phallus or phallus-like shape isn't being pounded in and out of a suffering woman, Nick is at a loss. Never forget that men with small dicks also have hands, mouths, and the ability to order sex toys that won't leave their partner bleeding all over the bed. One senses that Kurt has never once had to shove his balls into a plastic cage to fuck another man's whore of a wife because there's no way he can get hard enough on his own to penetrate normally. And if Kurt does have a micropeen, the fact remains that a hard micropeen beats a perma-flacid Polish shlong. A small dick is only a problem if you are an unimaginative loser fucking women whose vaginal canals are wider than an HOV lane.
Nick can mock Kurt's dick all he wants but we all know who the better man is.
*And by now I genuinely believe Nick metaphorically dosed his daughter and has metaphorically sexually interfered with her, a belief based entirely on Nick's unmetaphorical behavior.
Parental kidnapping is one of those situations where it could be a very bad scenario or it could be a very unfortunately understandable scenario. The story I've seen posted is that the mother's boyfriend was accused of SA against the child, I dont know if that's true but it's an example of a sympathetic scenario where you would be rooting for the father who legally kidnapped his kid and anybody assisting him. There isn't a sympathetic version of, say, your kid testing positive for cocaine.
Someone should send him a superchat taunting him for the fact that he can't use coke even though he desperately wants to. "Mmmm just snorted some yummy nose candy, beautiful lines of white powder. Lots and lots of snorted coke all for me and none for you. You'll never have coke again Nicky!"
This is a question that I've been pondering. Why was he in Aaron's neck of the woods a few days after his sentencing? I know he has a gang of kids who can have activities in various counties throughout central MN but I found it odd and why was a Lincoln Continental listed as the car he was driving from what I saw during Meme Copiums stream? Just a simple mistake by a ditzy cop? I found that funny since MANdy allegedly drove a continental if I'm remembering correctly. Perhaps these weird details is why MNPR posted this? I'm still perplexed why his criminal lawyer needs to represent him for a civil fix it ticket but Nicks parents may have added White to the family trust pay roll since Balldo is incapable of responsibility and civility who now requires 24/7 counsel.
