Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.6%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 448 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 481 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,369
This specific photo was taken half a day before he died, after he had spent the previous few weeks on site studying the absolute shit out of the unfolding situation of a giant fucking bubble of trapped lava bulging out the side of the volcano to the point of climbing atop said giant fucking lava bubble to collect gas samples as seen in this photo, the entirety of the red hot rock face being just a tiny part of said giant fucking lava bubble
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Effectively he had just spent over a month atop an almost literal portal to hell he knew was gonna burst open at any minute and 1000% fucking kill him if he was still on site when it happened, all while he continued to do on-site tests and research and collect samples and such right up to the last moment of his life when he personally saw the eruption and subsequent landslide of half the fucking mountain surging towards him, wherin he still had the nards to call in on the radio to tell his colleagues this is it right before it hit him.

Why am I laying all this out you may ask? Because despite all I described above this man looks infinitely fucking happier and less stressed about life despite being in arguably the most terrifying place on earth at that particular moment and after weeks of prodding the opening to hell with a sharp stick for the sake of science than The Raped does when on fucking vacation with the love of his life.

Idubbbz would look much happier if he were isolated on a mountain knowing he would burn alive in 3 weeks instead of knowing he still has hours in the car with Anisa, no doubt.
 
Why am I laying all this out you may ask? Because despite all I described above this man looks infinitely fucking happier and less stressed about life despite being in arguably the most terrifying place on earth at that particular moment and after weeks of prodding the opening to hell with a sharp stick for the sake of science than The Raped does when on fucking vacation.
I think it's a bit unfair to compare one with the other. On one hand, if a volcano erupts in your face and shoots hot magma down your dickhole, there's not much you can do. On the other hand, if it doesn't, you get to go back home and have quite the achievement for your career. On the contrast, if The Raped manages to somehow endure another day of his existance, he gets to wake up the next day, with a wife that doesn't love him, going broke and shitting himself. For volcano guy, it was either freedom or glory. For Ian, it's just another day
 
Effectively he had just spent over a month atop an almost literal portal to hell he knew was gonna burst open at any minute and 1000% fucking kill him if he was still on site when it happened, all while he continued to do on-site tests and research and collect samples and such right up to the last moment of his life when he personally saw the eruption and subsequent landslide of half the fucking mountain surging towards him, wherin he still had the nards to call in on the radio to tell his colleagues this is it right before it hit him.
The tism is deadly!
 
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I almost forgot that Anisa literally just took a vacation like... two weeks ago.
Is this the final stage of "unbothered"? Because Anisa might be going on a world tour at this rate.
Probably trying to blow through all of the charity money they've stolen over the years so they can declare bankruptcy before any lawsuits come flooding in.
 
Idubbbz would look much happier if he were isolated on a mountain knowing he would burn alive in 3 weeks instead of knowing he still has hours in the car with Anisa, no doubt.
Ethan should send his IDF ninjews to kidnap him and drop him in an undisclosed part of Alaska with keys to a tiny cabin and instructions to get a job on the nearby dog shelter.

I almost forgot that Anisa literally just took a vacation like... two weeks ago.
Is this the final stage of "unbothered"? Because Anisa might be going on a world tour at this rate.
Shes looking for the perfect ingredients to make The Cookie™ and if that means traveling the world for it by Allah she will.
 
Frogan is in the koran?
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Ian looks like he's gonna try and hand me an unsolicited CD of his mixtape. (Do people still do this?)

Lots of QR codes on little papers. They have their social media all over it, pictures if them looking whatever flavor of faggot is in for the genre they do. Seen a lot of rap metal and shitty 'folk punk' bands where am at by the bus stop lately. Thought the fad of banjos and acoustic guitars with edgy punky lyrics died out. Unfortunately, I am wrong.

Thread tax: Ian is RAPED and I would not have sex with him. He cannot cover his rancidity and putrescence, he leaves greenish brown slime trails where he walks and I'd rather take a shot of months old sandwich goo left in a plastic bag than be in the same room as him.
Back to my bottle.

Edit to avoid double post - I legitimately thought that was Ians dad and was trying to figure out why he'd be arresting king county when he lived in Cali. Took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize it was in fact the green river killer.
Embarrassed for Ian not myself.
 
Well, the Seattle minimum wage is 20.76 meaning they get paid 31.98 aud minimum, plus tips. In WA state you must pay your workers the minimum wage regardless of tips. Also take into account the massive portion difference that's likely here. Still expensive for much of the country and even WA state.

Portion sizes are just easy markup for diners. Breakfast items that diners specialize in are all made from mostly cheap ingredients. Being in a metropolitan shit hole, labor and rent costs are going to be a larger portion of costs than ingredients.

The restaurant charges 40 dollars for an omelette because the hipsters will pay for it.
 
I almost forgot that Anisa literally just took a vacation like... two weeks ago.
Is this the final stage of "unbothered"? Because Anisa might be going on a world tour at this rate.
Wait, haven't they been claiming for the last year that they're broke? How are they (more specifically, Anisa) affording so many vacations? A vacation is one of the last things a brokie should be doing.

Obviously they're lying and not doing a good job of it. Moreover, all the CC revelations are showing us how they're affording this.
 
I know that they're running away to Canada, but are they moving out or just seeing the family? If they are moving out, do you think they're doing that to avoid any legal trouble (the whole creator clash thing, etc)? I know Canada can be very lenient when it comes to crimes. There was a case where an infamous case of a Canadian sexual predator "Mr. Swirl Face" was caught sexually abusing kids and had 300 documented photos of them, he did heinous things, and Canada only gave him a very light sentence due to him doing it in other countries and whatnot. I've known other personal people who were victimized in Canada, and they were lenient about it. I wouldn't be surprised if they are trying to avoid legal trouble, since most of the shit they did was in America, and you can't directly arrest someone for anything they did in another country. They now have no obligation to give back the money, lol. While you can sue someone in a different country, the court would be very limited, and it'd be a difficult process. Maybe they're worried they mightve actually gotten sued by Ethan if they continued in America, or someone else they burned bridges with, who knows.
 
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