Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Slur Generator]

what I don't understand is why he'd still be with her
does he not understand that there are hundreds of thousands of other girls out there
did none of his friends find out about how she's calling him a pussy and other disrespectful shit and mention it to him? he must know about it
it's fucking bizarre that he's just taking it up the ass

Dug this comment from prehistoric times.
Turns out he was literally taking it up the ass.

 

[Marley Whorenstein]

Not sure if it's been pointed out before but Anus's life is a more cunty version of the Black Mirror episode Nosedive:

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

My personal theory is anisa is worried H3 is going to have one of her family members on stream soon so she is going to canada to head him off. She will sprint to the family home then lean HARD on mom and dad to get them to force whichever relative it is to call off the interview with H3.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I think the winner is how Anisa was actually scared for her life of Sam Hyde and that he would find and kill her, a guy who's crimes are making racist jokes online. But then she has a crush on a boxer with an extensive violent criminal record for beating women.

This beyond even a "woman moment" at this point. This is just an "Anisa moment"

Yeah, but he's black. In her eyes, he probably had very good reasons for putting his hands on those women. Maybe they were saying mean things about his girlfriend and he had to backhand them in public to defend their honor like her personal hero Will Smith.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Most normal Jomha/Hasan orbiter:

he has the most jewish nose ive ever seen

 

[Trans Randy]

I think the winner is how Anisa was actually scared for her life of Sam Hyde and that he would find and kill her

Not only that, but now we know that that was the only reason they denied Froggy Fresh from bringing his own family into the hotel.

Anisa thought Sam Hyde would get into full drag, carrying a baby doll, and tell the receptionist "Teehee yes it's me, Froggy Fresh's wife teehee" just to then break into her hotel room and murder her in the night.

And because of that delusion, Froggy wasn't allowed to bring his family to the event he was supposed to help carry as Anisa did jack shit.

 

[Niggernerd]

I'm going for a meme answer: by moving abroad Anisa is forcing Ian to cut all social ties he still has. Is it even a meme answer? Idk at this point.

She came across a certain French Canadian. Ian will go camping soon in ze pooblec spaze

 

[CTR Operative]

So if they move to Canada, how is Dane going to produce their super-gripping podcast that is totes what podcasts are supposed to be?

Most normal Jomha/Hasan orbiter:
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>Lebanese
>Room like a little boy
This guy diddles kids.

This Milhouse-looking motherfucker! The main thing this guy is known for is playing videos of Israeli civilians fleeing in terror from missile attacks and going "Mmm, yummy yummy music to my ears!" while his equally bloodthirsty Muslim co-hosts nodded along. I hope the IDF sends his whole crew some free beepers.

That said, somehow even he was able to tweet "hey the CPS thing is fucked up."

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Who made generic tiktok videos about being a trucker and then raped a 14 year old and was arrested for it.

Zoomers have a very lax definition of what makes a lolcow a lolcow. It can be applied to a lot of the newer generation of TikTok Lolcowtubers, where just being a pedophile is enough to warrant a 30-minute video on you. The whole point of being a "lolcow" is being funny, which, after a while, you start to get annoyed with all the new lolcows being a degenerate.

Since I love talking about myself, this was an issue I had when I first started writing threads on this website. The first one or two were good because they were degenerates, but there was something there. But when you really go into that world, the main takeaway, for the most part, is "Oh, they're a pedophile," and that's it.

 

[Marley Whorenstein]

My personal theory is anisa is worried H3 is going to have one of her family members on stream soon so she is going to canada to head him off. She will sprint to the family home then lean HARD on mom and dad to get them to force whichever relative it is to call off the interview with H3.

Just imagine the tales of horror her sister probably has living with this BPD harpy for 20 years. Please Ethan! Work your best jewish magic and make it happen.

 

[Journoscum]

Just one little detour, one "whoops, I forgot Anus next to the highway" and some of your problems could be solved, Icuckz
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JF, when did you get an account!?

 

[Maker's Mark]

Maybe it's just because her family lives there, but I don't know why Anisa is so excited about visiting Alberta. It's ground zero for conservatism in Canada.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

It's plausible.
She has made him sever any friendships he has had, from Joji/Chad/Max all the way to h3.
All the while she gets to have her OF whore friends, with whom she'll even fly out to Austin for Girls' Night while Ian has to sit back home and watch the dogs.
She's legit got the cult strategy down, making sure he has nobody to turn to if they ever separate, while she still gets to have her e-friends that she can tell "uhmm, actually, Ian raped me."

I don't think she's smart enough to execute any strategy. She just happens to stumble upon cult strats because she's insane. If they move, I think it will be because Anisa hates her life right now, and she has an instinctual desire to change her scenery because of an innate drive to escape from the townsfolk that want to burn her.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

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This guy looks like older Noah Samsen

 

[Meth Dick]

STOP CALLING ME A HOMO YOU FRICKIN...FRICKS!
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LMAO holy fuck I forgot about this kid, JoshU2ber or something.
I think this was my first lolcow before I'd ever even heard of the term. Uncanny resemblance to Anisa though.

 

[arbaeatwathalathun]

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It gets better, we're 4 days in and the person running this account got White Claw Gabe/Uncle Gabe to ask Anisa to unpin the tweet lmaooooo.

 

[ackack99]

I think the winner is how Anisa was actually scared for her life of Sam Hyde and that he would find and kill her, a guy who's crimes are making racist jokes online. But then she has a crush on a boxer with an extensive violent criminal record for beating women.

This beyond even a "woman moment" at this point. This is just an "Anisa moment"

it really is brutal that while Anisa's husband is a male feminist raving about toxic masculinity, and Anisa voices support for that ideology, shes biting her lip fantasizing over a guy who has actually beat women while he beats her beta husband to a pulp. its just grim how Ian's okay with that, any man with a shred of dignity would leave as soon as he sees whats going on. but i guess Ian isnt your average man, otherwise he wouldnt have dated an open red flag in the first place.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I do wonder if they allow you to bring outside hot sauces into Denny's?

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I think the winner is how Anisa was actually scared for her life of Sam Hyde and that he would find and kill her, a guy who's crimes are making racist jokes online. But then she has a crush on a boxer with an extensive violent criminal record for beating women.

This beyond even a "woman moment" at this point. This is just an "Anisa moment"

Being a not progressive is a worst crime than being a bad boy, you can fix him if he's a bad boy, you can't fix him if he has nono thoughts. This tracks.

 

[Sneedposting]

they are both completely unpredictable in much the same way rekieta is but rekieta just wants to get high. thats boring shit. what do ian and anisa want? who the fuck knows? thats why i will be voting for the ianus and anus soap opera as my loldairy plant of the year

You've put into words precisely why i find them so interesting. Both of them should be living the dream, being retired at 30 you could do whatever you want. And these idiots choose to engage in the internet drama that makes them miserable. Very kino