Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

returnofthemacandcheese · Jun 1, 2025

Another day another extravagant and completely unnecessary purchase from TheConsoomering.

This time it's a giant salt water fish tank that's "about a month" old. Reminder "about a month" ago Quartering was begging his fans to buy $100 gift boxes saying his coffee operation was about to go out of business and he would have to fire all the employees (at least the ones he didn't already fire when moving shipping logistics and customer support to Amazon made them obsolete). This was also only several weeks removed from begging his fans to buy Trump drink recipe books and coffee claiming he was over $300k in personal debt and needed to fund a studio remodel. He took their money and bought toy cars, built a race track in his back yard, a giant fish tank, thousand dollar watches and who knows what else. The one thing he didn't invest in was a better studio. He massively scaled down his plans to rebuild his office/set instead moving to the corner of a small extra room in his house with terrible lighting where he is constantly interrupted by people and dogs during his livestreams instead of the promised larger studio that would have offered a better final product to his fans.

Don't mention any of this though or you are just another POOR FAGGOT seething that Jeremy dare to spend money he begged for to sustain his employees and livestream instead on toys, vanity jewelry, a racetrack for his RC car channel that 0.01% of his audience gives a single shit about, and a very expensive to build an maintain salt water fish tank that he will probably lose interest in before the end of the Summer. Now we start the new beg of Rumble premium. He claims he needs the money to pay his livestream cohosts, add new cohosts, and send Hannah Claire on location to cover news. Keep tabs on this because it's probably never happening no matter how many premium subs he sells. That watch collection will definitely get bigger though no matter what.

Note he claims the "debt" is paid off.

Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown · Jun 1, 2025

returnofthemacandcheese said:
The one thing he didn't invest in was a better studio. He massively scaled down his plans to rebuild his office/set instead moving to the corner of a small extra room in his house with terrible lighting where he is constantly interrupted by people and dogs during his livestreams instead of the promised larger studio that would have offered a better final product to his fans.

Look at those vaulted ceilings in Casa Hambly as well.

Super practical to be heating two-storey rooms in Wisconsin winters.

Sedan Hussein · Jun 1, 2025

returnofthemacandcheese said:
Another day another extravagant and completely unnecessary purchase from TheConsoomering.

This time it's a giant salt water fish tank that's "about a month" old.

Oh, he is absolutely going to neglect doing any maintenance for it and kill it. The best-case scenario is that he is paying a boatload of money for some company to come and maintain it (I thought he had debts to pay!) Most likely, he just paid for the installation and got some instructions that he will not follow.

This looks to be a no-sump install with a built-in filter, which is a pain in the ass to work with. Generally, for big tanks, and saltwater tanks especially, you want to have a sump below the tank full of beneficial bacteria and microfauna along with the filtration media. The maintenance on a sump is a lot more streamlined than a shitty hang on the back filtration system. I cannot see Quaterpounder willingly mucking out a protein skimmer or doing any sort of regular upkeep.
It does appear that the tank doesn't have fish in it for now, which is a good thing; aquariums need to stabilize bacteria-wise before you put fish in them. I sincerely doubt that Quaterpounder has invested in any sort of quarantine tank for the fish that he will get. He will buy expensive fish, plop them into the aquarium, and someday there will be a sick fish that will bring disease in and nuke his tank. He will then throw a bitch fit on xitter or his stream about whatever company he bought the fish from having unhealthy fish and "scamming" him. Although the seller most likely warned him to quarantine multiple times, he won't admit that his giant RC track-sized ego is overinflated and full of soy.

returnofthemacandcheese · Jun 3, 2025

More cope as Quartering tries once again to convince everyone he's not bald.

Not everyone is fooled by this bad combover.

Quartering channel update, bad times.

Quartering's views continue to decline. He is becoming increasingly desperate after dropping over 80% in monthly views the past year and has started producing shorts again to pad his numbers and perhaps pull in new subs. He has been removing low performing videos from his channel if they fail to gain momentum after a few hours as they negatively affect the algorithm, according to him, and struggles to hit 100k views on most of his videos. Not that long ago all of his videos easily broke 100k. Currently he's averaging under 10k long views over the past month which is the lowest point of his channel at least over the last 5 years.

Here's a sample of some short content.

So basically just the lowest quality stolen content reaction slop you can imagine.

Even worse news for Quartering. Recently he's been making noise about wanting to swap time slots with Russell Brand in the Rumble livestream lineup. He has been talking like he is a bigger draw than Brand and that he deserves to have Tim Pool as a lead in, soaking up his raid followers then raiding Russell. He formally has asked Brand to switch time slots with him but this week he gets to take over that timeslot since Brand is currently in court fighting multiple rape charges. So the bad news, Tim raided him today at the new time slot and it did not move the needle. If anything his view numbers are even lower than they were when Russell Brand was raiding him. You could argue his normal viewers were confused at the time slot change but since Brand is out he occupied the entire time slot between 1PM and 3PM EST. So anyone logging in at the normal time expecting to see Jeremy would still find him live. He also has increased his multistream to several more sites but only gets a handful of views outside of Rumble and Youtube where he has a few hundred average.

Quartering is putting a lot of eggs into the live stream basket and counting on moving Rumble subs to be his next big paycheck. He doesn't seem to be selling Father's Day grift boxes as originally planned since the Mother's Day box was such a fiasco with the constant shilling pissing off his entire fan base (and likely accounting for a lot of the recent drop in his viewership). At least he has the minimum self awareness that shifting immediately to shilling a new gift box would not fly. I looked up a site on his coffee sales estimates on Amazon and they've all dropped steadily since the hard begging ended, down about 25%. Seems as though many of his fans who weren't willing to shell out $100 for the gift boxes threw him a sympathy buy of a bag of coffee or box of pods but that's since dried up. He has said several times his ultimate goal is to put these on store shelves which is pretty delusional considering the backlash that would likely follow plus that he's not going to break into brick and mortar retail anyways considering his low sales on Amazon compared to virtually every competitor.

Quartering is currently feeling the pressure from all angles. While shorts can pad total view numbers that does not translate into increased ad revenue. Shorts pay like shit compared to long form views. Also he has previously admitted that he stopped shorts because very few people who subbed through shorts ever watched his full length videos, which makes sense because the content of his shorts (mostly thirst traps, old viral TikTok videos, and LibsOfTikTok tier reposts of Twitter ragebait) does not align with 95% of the videos he posts. Additionally he claims Youtube ad revenue is down considerably since the Trump tariff threats started.

Quartering's channel/brand has been in a lull before. Every time he's managed to stick around long enough for some performative outrage story with high interest online that fits his format to pop up and rebuild everything with a new crop of fans. That said nothing lasts forever and as he's admitted "owning the woke/libs" as a format is pretty much dead, which is his bread and butter. It will be interesting to see if he can navigate this or if he eventually will fall into the algorithm black hole like every other RW outrage channel of the past. It will also be interesting to see, when that day finally comes, if we get a sharp increase in desperate lolcow behavior. Clearly this is a man who's entire identity relies on internet validation and buying expensive garbage with paypig donos. When that dries up I predict it will not be a smooth transition for Jeremy. He is also extremely aware that the minute his channel dies he leaves no legacy, aside from pissing his basement. A few days after he stops posting videos there will never be a reason for anyone to ever watch a legacy Quartering video or buy coffee to "support the channel" ever again. All attempts to create evergreen content or break out of the prison of being the internet outrage reactionary fat guy have fallen flat and always will, because that's just all he is or will ever be. Pic related.

Lost Sauce_056 · Jun 4, 2025

Beautifully said. Fuck this blubbering piece of shit. We love seeing his views go down as he sinks into the black hole of irrelevancy and obscurity. Suffah Hambly! Know the only thing people will ever remember about you is that you’re the fat drunk fuck that pissed in his basement!

Sargon's wife's son · Jun 4, 2025

Quarter Pounder just can't keep up with today's modern rage betas. They're on a whole different level of wage bait.

Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown · Jun 4, 2025

His livestreaming is dull, generic, repetitive, milquetoast, long & in the middle of the work day for most of his employed target audience. He also shills whatever grift campaign he's pushing at the moment constantly with an inability to skip over the in-house ad segments if you are watching live.

At least with his old scripted videos, you could make an argument that his clearinghouse of culture war slop could be used to keep tabs with the ID pol & capeshit happenings simply by skimming his thumbnails or watching the first few minutes of a video of particular interest (as Hambly painstakingly read an article to you).

returnofthemacandcheese · Jun 4, 2025

Quartering's GiveSendGo failed clout chasing campaign went far off the rails and he's throwing in the towel. All the money is being refunded after he claims he has lawyers contacting him trying to sue (though in the livestream account it seems it was a single lawyer calling him asking to talk to his lawyer).

Recap on that for those missing context. As the Antonio Brown fundraiser was picking up steam Jeremy found this guy Jacob Couch who was killed randomly by a black guy with mental issues at a bus stop for no reason whatsoever. Jeremy saw this as an opportunity and pushed this as a fundraiser to totally own Antonio Brown donators by making this fundraiser larger (with his name attached for maximum clout). Shortly after this was launched "based" Aryan tattooed trailer trash lady showed up on video calling a child the n-word and grifters latched on so that became the de-facto anti-Antonio Brown fundraiser reaching over $750k while this one fizzled out in obscurity before reaching the $100k goal. Jeremy initially reported happily on the Shiloh Hendrix fundraiser but switched to seething about it as it took off eclipsing his own efforts to counter signal the Antonio Brown griftraiser.

On his livestream he went into slightly more details on the family drama and claimed he would be paying all the transactional fees related to the refunds. He also claims his own $5000 donation refund will be used to buy an anniversary present for his wife after the fees related to the refunds are accounted for.

Quartering also addresses the low views for his livestream this week offering various degrees of cope. Perhaps he's not bigger than Russell Brand after all. He finally seems to realize that getting raided by Tim Pool is not the secret sauce to livestreaming success he dreamed it would be.

One more note for future reference. Here is how to track Quartering's coffee sales estimates on Amazon.
Here is the link for the coffee pods.
https://www.profitguru.com/calculator/sales?asin=B0DQVT292X
Here is the link for the coffee bags.
https://www.profitguru.com/calculator/sales?asin=B0DTC5LR7N

How to read it.

Top row is current situation. Sales rank is how the sales numbers are estimated. It's how his coffee ranks in the Groceries category across Amazon. Estimated sales in this row means if he kept this exact rank over an entire month how many items he would be estimated to sell (so it's his current sales tragectory).
Second row is averaged over the past month. So taking into account changes in rank how many units he's been estimated to move over the past 30 days.
Bought in the past month is irrelevant here. The pods and bags of coffee are two unique items. The sales rankings are shared between all flavors (so a sum of all pods/coffee sold respectively) but the bought in the past month field changes based on the specific flavor ASIN (a unique identifier on Amazon items) you put into the search field. So each different flavor for said item will return the sameish values for all fields except this (other number may vary slightly considering if they were cached at different times but should be very similar).

The graph at the bottom the green line is the one of interest. It shows the ranking of the coffee sales and can be used as a general trend line for how the business is going. Lower = better.

For example you can see here that sales went way up the week he was heavily pushing the "save my company" grift then immediately dropped off after Mother's Day to worse than they were before his big push and have yet to recover with one small spike in sales when he lowered the price to $15.99 a bag (a clear sign to me that he is feeling the heat from falling sales). Clearly the aggressive coffee grifting was short sighted and has damaged his long term sales prospects as well as his channel and overall brand. Evidence of this exists all over his Youtube comments and Twitter replies with people saying they stopped watching because of this. Seems some of them were also coffee customers who left with their wallets.

Related to the coffee grift the unsold Mother's Day gift boxes have been officially renamed to Father's Day gift boxes and are currently on sale for $50.

Quartering had previously groused that he needed to sell all these in mid-May before it got hot or the chocolate covered items would be melting in the hotter weather which seems to be a legitimate issue.

We also have a very disappointed mother leaving a verified 1-star review of her failson's Mother's Day grift purchase, which was tellingly made on her account. Hey mom, can you really put a price tag on owning the libs?

Once again, the one-star review he raged over has been vindicated. If you want to disappoint your mom just let her know you dropped a bill on this crap. Oh and yet another verified reviewer is saying the box showed up damaged, which he called bullshit on.

Edit:
One more note of how Quartering's star is falling.
Jeremy's secret sauce has always been using his marketing degree to optimize himself in Youtube/Google algorithms. This put his sloppy content at the top of searches, reaching a normie audience, and was the key to his continued success while other similar channels came and went. Lately he seems to be losing that battle and nowhere is that more evident than a basic Google search of his channel name.

Seen here, Googling "TheQuartering" in incognito mode through a VPN doesn't even return his own Youtube channel in the top results, and two separate links to his hater subreddit calling him a nazi appear above a link to his channel, also hilariously as the top result.

Even more telling switching over to the videos tab it has a link to his channel but all of the front page results are videos ABOUT him by other channels, roughly half mocking him. I have literally never seen this happen with an established Youtube channel.

Perhaps Quartering has finally worn out his welcome with the Google algorithm. If that's the case one must wonder if aggressively promoting Rumble and trashing YT, coyly pushing for a race war, or just a sharp decline in interest was the underlying cause. Most likely the latter as the pushback from his fans over the past few months has been very publicly visible.

Either way I expect a video crying about being shadow banned any day now. (Quartering reads this forum)

Edit 2:
Okay one more thing. This is the search suggestions when typing "thequartering" into Youtube search (not logged in, incognito mode).

What was that I was just saying about Jeremy's "legacy" when he's gone?

quarter_grifter · Jun 4, 2025

returnofthemacandcheese said:
who was killed randomly by a black guy with mental issues at a bus stop for no reason whatsoever

returnofthemacandcheese said:
"based" Aryan tattooed trailer trash lady showed up on video calling a child the n-word

These smell like some kind of weird counter-signal editorialization, but great informative post other than that. Thanks for your effort.

Retink Retunk · Jun 4, 2025

returnofthemacandcheese said:
Related to the coffee grift the unsold Mother's Day gift boxes have been officially renamed to Father's Day gift boxes and are currently on sale for $50.

They were $100 for Mother's Day, talk about a pink tax.

returnofthemacandcheese · Jun 4, 2025

quarter_grifter said:
These smell like some kind of weird counter-signal editorialization, but great informative post other than that. Thanks for your effort.

It's because in all these cases I think if you are trying to drive the narrative the people supporting these causes were pushing there are better places to throw piles of cash and this is the exact brand of toxic performative bullshit that I'm generally dismissive of. This also applies to the Antonio Brown case obviously but 10x as much because he killed a kid.

Either way my only beef with Couch situation is how Quartering injected his fat ass into it to promote his race grifter narrative then left a huge chaotic mess for the family to deal with. In the end the brother he praises as the only reasonable one involved converted his fundraiser into a fund for the daughter after hitting the goal to set up the funeral and raised as much money as Jeremy without the Youtube campaign. Note this was the same supposed goal as Quartering's fundraiser so interesting that this turned into what it did, hmm. So Quartering's failed grandstanding siphoned away a lot of donations that would have ended up there if he just fucked off instead of trying to stand on top of the white victim's grave to sell more overpriced coffee. End rant.

Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown · Jun 4, 2025

returnofthemacandcheese said:
On his livestream he went into slightly more details on the family drama and claimed he would be paying all the transactional fees related to the refunds. He also claims his own $5000 donation refund will be used to buy an anniversary present for his wife after the fees related to the refunds are accounted for.

Interesting part of that clip about refunding the entire Jacob Couch fundraiser is that Jeremy has enough clout to personally ring up GiveSendGo CEO Jacob Wells to discuss the fate of his relatively meager 80k fundraiser.

Certainly not an option most people starting crowdfunding campaigns have, even if GiveSendGo is a lot smaller than establishment GoFundMe.

returnofthemacandcheese said:
Quartering also addresses the low views for his livestream this week offering various degrees of cope.

It should be remembered that Quartering did a similar experiment about a year ago, moving his afternoon daily stream to roughly the supper hour around 5 pm EST to try to capture some of the bigger streaming audiences for the rush hour/after work crowd.

He also invested tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to have people put in daily entries with a passcode to win big ticket items like consoles for watching his stream. I believe he was still streaming solo at the time.

He gave up on that though after a month or two because his numbers were worse moving timeslots than the disappointing afternoon numbers he started with.

returnofthemacandcheese said:
This also applies to the Antonio Brown case obviously but 10x as much because he killed a kid.

I'm not up on the American race war crime beat, but are you confusing Antonio Brown & the Austin Metcalf/Karmelo Anthony track meet murder? Because the Karmelo Anthony GFM was definitely the antithesis that led to the Shiloh Hendrix "Joan of Park" 750k.

I googled Antonio Brown, but all I found was a football player and some crimes from 2023.

returnofthemacandcheese said:
In the end the brother he praises as the only reasonable one involved converted his fundraiser into a fund for the daughter after hitting the goal to set up the funeral and raised as much money as Jeremy without the Youtube campaign. Note this was the same supposed goal as Quartering's fundraiser so interesting that this turned into what it did, hmm.

I pointed it out upthread in one of your earlier updates, but the Couch family's own crowdfunding campaign seems to be directed by the divorced wife's sister (Jacob's sister-in law), not the reasonable brother of the deceased.

It is apparent in the verbiage in the screenshot you posted.

"since Luke is his immediate family, & Kristen is mine, we were the only ones who could fly here to be with them.

So, Luke (presumably Jacob's brother) apparently traveled to Tucson with the divorced wife's sister to settle affairs, possibly with the family crowdfunded money.

But it does not sound like he has direct access to the GFM or the funds, which could complicate matters if there is infighting.

quarter_grifter · Jun 4, 2025

returnofthemacandcheese said:
It's because in all these cases I think if you are trying to drive the narrative the people supporting these causes were pushing there are better places to throw piles of cash and this is the exact brand of toxic performative bullshit that I'm generally dismissive of. This also applies to the Antonio Brown case obviously but 10x as much because he killed a kid.

I 100% agree. It just seems weird to phrase it so that it sounds how a left-wing ragebait narrative would sound in response to a grifting right-wing ragebait narrative. Objectivity would be more appropriate IMO.

Mordecai 3 Finger Brown said:
but are you confusing Antonio Brown & thr Austin Metcalf/Karmelo Anthony track meet murder

I assumed this was the case.

Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown · Jun 7, 2025

Eventide said:
No, it was more of a "The Quartering" ripoff, dressed up as a Jenny Nicholson-style Disney video. Like, it practically plagiarized word for word an old Quartering video criticizing Disney for removing Splash Mountain (which was Jeremy's favorite Disney ride, so he had a lot to say...)

A small, unverified factoid, but a poster in the Lindsay Ellis/Nostalgia Chick/Hotdogs-to-the-face girl thread claimed that Hambly's favorite Disney ride is Splash Mountain & that he complained about it's removal BITD at length.

Edit: They appear to be referring to this June 16th, 2020 video.

Sample size of n=1, but with the recent discussion of Hambly's new vids struggling to crack 100k, this 5 year old one only has 55k views.

A few musings
- Jeremy's backdrop was still filled with manchild toys & collectibles 5 years back
- He wasn't wearing his signature Carhartt trucker cap in thr video. This was June 2020 during COVID but before he disavowed Carrhart for instituting a jab mandate at their manufacturing facilities in 2021 or 2022.
- His sidebar only shows his Minds, YT & Twitter links. So he didn't even have a Rumble channel at the time.

Quarterpounder wouldn't even create his Rumble channel for another 5 months.
- Is Minds still a thing? Was it ever?

Hambly in the video talks about having last ridden Splash Mountain "10 years ago", which was 2010 or before. He mentions he was a little weirded out by all the Song of the South imagery back then. He said he agrees somewhat with the need for a change to the ride, because it's "cringy & dated" and he never really connected with it. But just not for soc jus reasons. Jeremy had never seen the OG Song of the South / Br'er Rabbit and never heard of The Princess & the Frog (2009).

His video covers Disney's announcement in June 2020 that they were temporarily closing the ride at their US locations to switch branding from the problematic Song of the South / Br'er Rabbit to The Princess & the Frog (2009). Hambly also went over a Change.org petition specifically advocating for that exact rebranding. I may have missed it, but I didn't actually hear Hambly talk that much about his adoration for the ride.

For a non-burger who has never been to Disney, the Splash Mountain lore on Wikipedia is quite interesting.

The ride, completely based on the Song of the South / Br'er Rabbit characters, since completely disowned & memoryholed by Disney, originally opened in 1989 as an attraction designed to fill a deadzone in the park. So not exactly the pre-Civil Rights era attraction one might expect.

The best known song associated with the movie in 1946 & the ride is probably Uncle Remus on the plantation singing Zip a Dee Doo Dah.

The movie apparently also has Br'er Rabbit getting trapped by Br'er Fox with a " tar baby", an inanimate mannequin that he becomes offended by its silence to his pleasantaries, punching the tar baby and becoming stuck. The Splash Mountain 1989 version apparently replaces the tar baby with a beehive in the vignette.

The OG build in California went overbudget and essentially costed the same as the inflation-adjusted cost of building the entire Disneyland park itself.

Everyone forgets the lore apparently, but Splash Mountain got it's name because Disney execs wanted to promote a Tom Hanks / Daryl Hannah movie no one has ever heard of called Splash (1984). Which was Touchstone's first picture, owned by Disney.

Both Splash Mountains in the continental US closed a few years to reopen as the rebranded Tiana's Bayou Adventure. Sounds like Disney Japan kept the Uncle Remus version.