Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

We all wonder this. How can Nick emerge from the gutter to throw insults, when he invited his Archenemy into his marital bed, to have intercourse with the mother of his five children.

He could find a Genie to assemble the finest words in the English Language, spend $100,000 on a movie studio and makeup and it would all be defeated by topless PPP wearing Jamaican bodypaint roaring "HE'S A CUCK!". . .in 360p.

Imagine being Nick. Your wife, who bore you five children, only ever had an orgasm from Aaron Imholte. Meanwhile, your dick is entirely limp and your balls are in a bizarre cuck cage.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Grifty sure does have a phenotype....He joins Melton, Riley, Vito as the Knights of Balldo.

 

[Kaiba Cuqk63]

Imagine being Nick.

Shot myself at this point, couldn’t get to the rest, sorry.

 

[arc minsk]

he even streams out of his kitchen like nick or a lesser known josh denny. he has josh denny physiognomy too

 

[not william stenchever]

Shot myself at this point, couldn’t get to the rest, sorry.

With what gun now that you are hypothetically a felon

 

[Kakkerum420]

Grifty sure does have a phenotype....He joins Melton, Riley, Vito as the Knights of Balldo.
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Did Cobes and Gator have a lovechild?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Grifty sure does have a phenotype....He joins Melton, Riley, Vito as the Knights of Balldo.
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Its because he's a raging faggot who didn't learn life lessons from his junkie whore mother and loser drug-dealing biker gang suicide-by-cop dead faggot dad.
He got cucked, divorce-raped and by some horrifying miscarriage of justice, got custody and openly brags about how he takes drugs in front of his children.
He believes Nick should be like him, willingly poisoning his children and not have Kiwifags keep a fellow junkie nigger down.
He thinks the only cure for a stressful work day is blowing cannabis smoke in his children's face and getting uppity if they complain.

 

[Vibralldo]

Grifty sure does have a phenotype....He joins Melton, Riley, Vito as the Knights of Balldo.
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Oh he literally has downs syndrome

That explains everything

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

Grifty sure does have a phenotype....He joins Melton, Riley, Vito as the Knights of Balldo.

Physiognomy is real.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

So is Kayla going to get a job or not?

This income stream on Nick's end is not sustainable for a family of their size.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

*bang!*
"Fucking Monty..."

https://soundcloud.com/ein-and-prime/bang-feat-nihil-jung

Your words have inspired me, new song with credits.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Grifty sure does have a phenotype....He joins Melton, Riley, Vito as the Knights of Balldo.
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Why do all these weirdo use there kitchen to stream from??? Counters tell me he might be a horder

 

[Sneed Force One]

I wonder if Nick can even muster a pretend chimpout if Karen Read is found guilty.

He's going to be sat there all alone, where usually the verdict was the crescendo of events, where he used to have the maximum amount of guests to react.
My guess is that he'll say "thank god that's over" and immediately move on to talking about Kurt Mueller's penis for an hour.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

With what gun now that you are hypothetically a felon

Im willing to bet a gold-plated balldo that one way or another Nick still has a firearm of some sort.
This mf is paranoid as shit that the world is out to get him and gets off on “outsmarting” petty law.
He’s not super handy though, so it would most likely be a poorly put-together polymer80 or some grandfathered heirloom finger remover that he received years ago.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Grifty sure does have a phenotype....He joins Melton, Riley, Vito as the Knights of Balldo.
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What the actual fuck is Good Lawgic doing on that channel?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Imagine skin walking Nick Rekieta

I thought he's sort of skinwalking himself, but Nick's really more of a barrow wight. He and his hag even captured five hobbits, and their little dog too.

 

[Intrusive Thinker]

Hey - is anybody here a member for yellowflash 2? I flipped over to his youtube show yesterday (6/6/2025) and he was telling the Rekieta swinger story (pre-Imholtes). Today it is listed as a members only video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k6Ojlxh-LU

NFC: Elon Musk Vs Trump! DSP Mario Kart gets WORSE! iDubbbz keeps failing! Nick Rekieta CRASH OUT!


edit - I think it is re-telling, I believe that yellowflash posted Nick told him that he and Kayla were swingers. I dont know if there were any new details but it is now members only

 

[Vibralldo]

I wonder if Nick can even muster a pretend chimpout if Karen Read is found guilty.

He's going to be sat there all alone, where usually the verdict was the crescendo of events, where he used to have the maximum amount of guests to react.
My guess is that he'll say "thank god that's over" and immediately move on to talking about Kurt Mueller's penis for an hour.

He won't be as pissed as when a woman tells him off

 

[AnOminous]

He won't be as pissed as when a woman tells him off

Nick is such a limp-dicked faggot that nothing infuriates him more than a woman being stronger and smarter than he is.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is such a limp-dicked faggot that nothing infuriates him more than a woman being stronger and smarter than he is.

That explains why he's pissed off constantly