Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[JayseeDenton]

Today saw a very good example of how sam hyde is the kind of funny Ian was, but just far better at it and without abandoning it.

He uploaded one of his new smug opinion videos in a 7:2 aspect ratio without directly addressing it which is just fucking hilarious on so many levels.




For those of you who had the good fortune to never have to suffer through film school snobs i'll explain the joke. Normal widescreen is 16:9, that's what movies and youtube are in and it works well because it's generally how human vision sees things (two eyes side by side = wide)
Then there's ultra wide which is 2.4:1, it's a lot wider and almost always used by self righteous cunts who want their movie to look more art housey and serious. The only advantage is for wide landscape shots. Often it's just achieved by putting black bars at the top and bottom of a normal video.


Not only did sam take that same concept to an absurd extreme he did it on probably the least appropriate video for it: Him sitting there in a chair talking. Something where a vertical phone framing would suffice. Basically implying that what he's saying in his shitty warehouse is super important.

This is exactly the kind of subtle joke Ian used to do really well with, especially in bad unboxing. It trusts the audience to get it without having it explained, and it makes the one who did it look like the idiot to those who don't get the joke (a risk ian is not willing to take anymore).

Sam is everything Ian could have been and threw away. There's no doubt that's part of why ian can't stand him.

 

[Spooneater92]

i agree that she's with ian so long cause he let her have all the control. and personally it looks like the "us against the world" edgy teen girl dream thing she might be going for and what any bpd girl dreams of from a man, a beta cuckslave with no personality.
she never cared about money. she can just lie that she's rich, max out the credit cards. scam the charitys BOOM RICH.
she never cared about clout in the good sense, she's easily getting the negative clout by saying she pegged him and that probably satisfies the attention urges bpd women tend to have. attention, negative or positive, is attention. and negative attention is much more easier to get. validation is different and its why they will wringe out a mans sympathy and empathy for that validation and if theres a sight disagreement its easy to whip out a suicidal threat. im pretty sure ian and anisa both bonded thro their edgelord phrases in life where he would say the n-word at a public event and she did it simply being a snarky woman, so all the humiliation was never actually humiliation to them but how they always portrayed themselfs to the world willing to offend as if their only personality is to grift.
a thing i can imagine breaking them apart is when the druggie meds turn ian off completely and ruins her validation doll.
she simply wasnt smart enough to get the validation from the internet famous peers so she turned bitter af and thats easily outweighted by having ian be bitter along with her.
anisa biggest downfall will be when ian breaks his matrix and she has NOTHING but internet to validate her.

Sorry for any bad grammer.

 

[Marty Robbins]

Today saw a very good example of how sam hyde is the kind of funny Ian was, but just far better at it and without abandoning it.

He uploaded one of his new smug opinion videos in a 7:2 aspect ratio without directly addressing it which is just fucking hilarious on so many levels.
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For those of you who had the good fortune to never have to suffer through film school snobs i'll explain the joke. Normal widescreen is 16:9, that's what movies and youtube are in and it works well because it's generally how human vision sees things (two eyes side by side = wide)
Then there's ultra wide which is 2.4:1, it's a lot wider and almost always used by self righteous cunts who want their movie to look more art housey and serious. The only advantage is for wide landscape shots. Often it's just achieved by putting black bars at the top and bottom of a normal video.
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Not only did sam take that same concept to an absurd extreme he did it on probably the least appropriate video for it: Him sitting there in a chair talking. Something where a vertical phone framing would suffice. Basically implying that what he's saying in his shitty warehouse is super important.

This is exactly the kind of subtle joke Ian used to do really well with, especially in bad unboxing. It trusts the audience to get it without having it explained, and it makes the one who did it look like the idiot to those who don't get the joke (a risk ian is not willing to take anymore).

Sam is everything Ian could have been and threw away. There's no doubt that's part of why ian can't stand him.

I love the contrast it has with his early stuff that was filmed in portrait mode on his phone in the bathroom mirror at his mom's house

 

[Charnel Ground]

I vote for these two.
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This is definitely my favorite Ian so far. Being from the Sam Hyde documentary is so perfect, and also the expression is great.

 

[BohemianBorzoi]

I'm like 20 pages behind, so I'm sorry, if someone else already commented, but I couldn't help myself.
If this is about the buttersnake, I'd like to point out how this is her worst, but also least generic tattoo. People like to make fun about how she picks random tattoos. Every single tattoo she could've picked from a wall of a sketchy tattoo shop, would have been better and cheaper than her 18000$ (please tell me I'm remembering that wrong) buttersnake. Most horrendous tattoos are at least funny, or have a funny story attached to it. This is just the ultimate symbol for the complete void, that is her personality. The only aspect, in which this design is impressive, is that it is the worst possible outcome of every bad idea someone

Outside of that picture (or any others she took early on), has she ever shown the beautiful buttersnake off again? Please correct me if I'm wrong.

For 18k you'd think she'd walk around in a sports bra all the time. Almost like she's not proud of it or something ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

 

[HottoMotto]

Put a vintage Polaroid filter over this, and I could believe it's a picture of Ian's own dad a week before his arrest.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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Troon hunchback coming along nicely I see.

 

[Super Malario]

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Troon hunchback coming along nicely I see.

He really does look like a faggot more than ever, those tattoos just scream dude who takes it up the ass.
He at least looked presentable back in the day, even when he had the cancer look, because at least the dude smiled and joked more.

 

[Curse of the Sonichu]

Ians so pathetic she could divorce him and he'd just give her 75% then still simp after her and take her back after she blows it on being retarded.

 

[CarbonatedDelight]

Yard time for POWDubbbz

 

[Noble Redditor]

I can argue why Anus and the guy she's fucking deserves Lolcow of the Year over Rekita. The whole damn Internet has collectively come together to troll and hate on idubbz while the Baldo stuff has a much smaller group of spectators. The main reason why this thread is great is because they're coming after the Jomhas from every corner.

 

[shoashuffle]

I can argue why Anus and the guy she's fucking deserves Lolcow of the Year over Rekita.

We don't really know much about the guy she's fucking though.

 

[Zagreus4816]

I can argue why Anus and the guy she's fucking deserves Lolcow of the Year over Rekita. The whole damn Internet has collectively come together to troll and hate on idubbz while the Baldo stuff has a much smaller group of spectators. The main reason why this thread is great is because they're coming after the Jomhas from every corner.

I can see that sort of argument, but to me it is primarily about the damage caused to innocent bystanders. Anisa/I don't have children that are innocently caught in the crossfire. Rekita has children that are caught in the fire. The children/innocents turn it from a laughing matter to a kind of horror story that is depressing. In regards to what is the best lolcow: I want to laugh, not feel bad/depressed. (There's a better word than depressed, along the lines of pity [for the children], but I am too drunk to think of it.)

Edit: I guess pity is the best fit. Looking at the thesaurus, nothing works outside of pity.

 

[Piss Jugman]

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Troon hunchback coming along nicely I see.

literal cryptid posture

 

[MirrorNoir]

However long it takes her to monkey branch to another pathetic loser with too much money

She has several options and all require prep work she has to do

1. Find a new rich, famous boyfriend to "upgrade to," which means finding someone to tolerate her bullshit

2. Frame Ian for spousal abuse for pitty clout, which requires her believably creating a history of domestic abuse to destroy Ian

3. Just straight up murder Ian for his money and widowhood bonus stat booat

 

[MeltyTW]

he seems to hate her more than he hates Ian or Hasan.

because he obviously knows that ians a doormat for her. no real reason to hate idubbbz anymore hes just a fisted felt puppet for anissa to spout what she wants. itd be like sending a letter to kermit if youre upset at the muppets programing to go after idubbbz. im also glad he finally found a feminist approved angle to actually point out that obvious fact instead of pretending anissa isnt the one more actively making all these terrible decisions.

 

[Jay2U]

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Troon hunchback coming along nicely I see.

Looks like the last photo of a murder victim

 

[MirrorNoir]

I'm like 20 pages behind, so I'm sorry, if someone else already commented, but I couldn't help myself.
If this is about the buttersnake, I'd like to point out how this is her worst, but also least generic tattoo. People like to make fun about how she picks random tattoos. Every single tattoo she could've picked from a wall of a sketchy tattoo shop, would have been better and cheaper than her 18000$ (please tell me I'm remembering that wrong) buttersnake. Most horrendous tattoos are at least funny, or have a funny story attached to it. This is just the ultimate symbol for the complete void, that is her personality. The only aspect, in which this design is impressive, is that it is the worst possible outcome of every bad idea someone
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Even if that's true, you might wanna avoid the string of words of "from child bride to adult bitch"
I generally don't care about "bad words", but especially the left should know that context matters.
Oh wait no, they just tell you, you're not allowed to say certain things, but everything else is fine regardless of context, I forgot...

The worst thing about the butterfly snake back tattoo mural is the lore behind it: Anisa had ZERO fucking say over the design.

Bitch got so pissy that people were complaining about her white trash tattoos and the ones she got Ian to get as well, that she paid an obscene as fuck amount to so a famous tattoo artist who had a deal where he would give someone a unique back tattoo for obscene money but as a condition for it, the artist not the customer would decide the nature of the tattoo and you could not reject his idea, which he does not tell you about until he's done tattooing you

 

[Killing and Eating People]

because he obviously knows that ians a doormat for her. no real reason to hate idubbbz anymore hes just a fisted felt puppet for anissa to spout what she wants. itd be like sending a letter to kermit if youre upset at the muppets programing to go after idubbbz. im also glad he finally found a feminist approved angle to actually point out that obvious fact instead of pretending anissa isnt the one more actively making all these terrible decisions.

idubbbz was like a muppet during the content cop but instead of a hand he was being puppeteered by Anisa's peg out of frame, controlling his every word and action

 

[Marty Robbins]

I feel like someone could make a very successful boxing event by simply doing the exact opposite of whatever the Johmas did