Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

Weird aside, but Sean was spotted in a random trial on youtube.

It crops up from time to time, because Sean is an actual lawyer (without a drug problem, much to Nick's statistical surprise).

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

ODD is such a cringe self diagnosis for adults. He should just be honest and call himself a spiteful sociopath, rather than hide behind paediatric psychological conditions.

But I guess he wants to be heckin’ valid.

Grifty sure does have a phenotype....He joins Melton, Riley, Vito as the Knights of Balldo.
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HE’S FAT!

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Weird aside, but Sean was spotted in a random trial on youtube.

SEAAAAAAAAN why are you on your phone SEAAAAAAAAN, are you looking at sandwiches SEAAAAAAAAN? SEAAAAAAAAN! SEAAAAAAAAN are you looking at a Denny's menu SEAAAAAAAAN? There's no point you can't understand it SEAAAAAAAAN

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Please, no, Nick, please don't release evidence of you distributing drugs, that would hurt Aaron so much, please don't do it.

... Okay they wouldn't actually charge him for it, but it's still just funny that he thinks it would hurt Aaron somehow.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Lmfao at a fat faggot trying to ape Rackets with a fake ass ODD diagnosis.

Us ODD Bros gotta stick together!

By the way, Nick spent a month making fun of Jack Murphy - Nick should dye his beard like Jack does because in a lot of ways Nick is worse than Jack. Nick went to hedonism twice.

On one of the last streams there was a situation when he mentions something about being 'funny', some chatter answered apparently 'and weird?' and Rekieta proceeded to call him unwell. I couldn't find it by ctrl-F the transcripts, if someone can point me I'll clip it.

Is this the interaction you mean?

Weird aside, but Sean was spotted in a random trial on youtube.

You're getting rated late, but this is a new one, I think.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

They actually have a word for that in German. "Backpfeifengesicht", which translates literally to "face begging to be slapped". Best German word after "schadenfreude".

There is a similar sentence in Russian - "рожа просит кирпича", which translates to "face begging for a brick". Very appropriate.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Marriage going great and has been monogamous up to December 16th, 2023.

I am monogamous because I am not, literally, at this moment, Balldo deep inside Ape’s fishy gash.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

That's not greys in Nick's beard, it's just coke dust

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick is 100% still dating April and just keeping it a secret from Kayla.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

dating

I don’t think they’re courting.

 

[Vibralldo]

Despite not having cancer, Nick somehow seems more miserable than Elissa which is entirely self inflicted and incredibly pathetic.

I'm sufficiently amused by Grifty to try my first OP on Prospering Grounds.
His self-described ODD, Balldowashing against Cancer and "I need drugs to deal with my kids" has piqued my curiosity.
If anyone's got interesting details, videos, anything. DM me.

Go for it, nigga. He needs all the awful shit he does catalogued and easy to access.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick is 100% still dating April and just keeping it a secret from Kayla.

Tbh I think Kayla is so buckbroken that she'll take any situation's that's better than "the mistress is literally next door and fighting with me", I doubt she's completely unaware. Going by Nick's statement that she almost left him, I suspect they renegotiated their 'marriage' for the sake of the kids, wherein Kayla saves face by having the mistress exiled to the Wakanda shack, and Nick doesn't need to lose his home/trust fund (if it truly is based off dependents) in the divorce. There's no way he'd agree to a reset of their marriage without something to gain, I'm certain of that. It's Nick. The moment Kayla stopped being a useful prop, she was dead to him.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I don’t think they’re courting.

They are in a sexual and very romantic relationship! How dare you cheapen such a magnificent pairing of wonderful people.

There's no way he'd agree to a reset of their marriage without something to gain, I'm certain of that.

Or, he has something to lose if she decides to divorce based on him continuing to cheat on her. I think there's trust fund stuff we all don't know about.
Otherwise, he'd be boasting about it, not trying to cover it up. (Well, unless she insisted he doesn't talk about her, I guess.)

 

[Adamsagaybug]

Nick is hurting. Null has slighted him same as Elissa. Once you've crossed him he's off his fucking rocker. Calling null a nonce and saying Elissa engages in human trafficking. His ego is so fucked he cannot do anything but strike out. His transformer toy has been stripped away. He's a narcissistic cuck and his ego will never be the same.

 

[Red Dye #5]

That's not greys in Nick's beard, it's just coke dust

ITS CUM!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"Admitting to having ODD at the age of 30+".
Grifty should just neck to be honest.

He doesn't have 'ODD', he has 'given whatever he wanted whenever he wanted it and now that is his default setting'.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is hurting. Null has slighted him same as Elissa. Once you've crossed him he's off his fucking rocker. Calling null a nonce and saying Elissa engages in human trafficking. His ego is so fucked he cannot do anything but strike out. His transformer toy has been stripped away. He's a narcissistic cuck and his ego will never be the same.

A ton of his friends are leaving him over the cancer comments.

All the stuff about the swinging and kids lacks visceral video proof and will be explained away with Nick saying "of course the kids were fine, I only did drugs responsibly. Who are you gonna believe, me who you've known for several years or some random Internet stalker mob?"

Nick laughing at a woman that has cancer is immediate, viscerally disgusting by everyone but sociopaths like Grifty, and cannot be explained away.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

A ton of his friends are leaving him over the cancer comments.

If Nick telling a cancer patient to die was the final straw for someone in this shitshow then I question their mental and emotional capacity as a human.
Quick and dirty list:
- hates and negs his wife
- hates and negs his kids
- hates and negs women in general
- open polycule where the extra baggage was encouraged to roleplay as a bonus mom (which is extremely damaging and confusing to young children especially with a mom like Kayla)
- revolting home that nobody took care of
- clearly malnourished and uncared for children
- drugs everywhere, stranger danger in the home with children in it
- drugs in the kid
- drug fueled rage sessions
- drug fueled loud sex because Nick doesn't have a quiet option
- hateful and resentful that he got caught, not that he did it or hurt anyone
- Nick's parents clear enablers, kind of seem proud that raised such a cool party dude

But sure, an off the cuff, knee jerk 'I hope her cancer kills her' remark is where they tap out and say oh he's such a bad man for that!
Paragons, truly.

 

[Two by Four]

What he has is APD, which is why he was arrested and learned nothing. He's just a common criminal basically.

APD is conventionally used to refer to Auditory Processing Disorder (basically neurological hearing damage); the accepted abbreviation for Antisocial Personality Disorder is ASPD.

Funnily enough, ADHD correlates with APD too, and APD can be brought on in adults off the back of head/neurological trauma. If Nick keeps killing his brain off via his whippit habit, he may well end up with APD to go with his (likely, imo) ASPD.

 

[Owlbear]

Weird aside, but Sean was spotted in a random trial on youtube.

In Rekieta voice: So someone DM-ed me this video (voice of the editor: nobody "DM"-ed you, you read your KF thread) of SEEEAAAN doing real lawyer work, so I figured we'd watch it and see if we can give some hard-hitting legal commentary. [Sperg for 10 minutes about Sean being fat] If SEEEEAAAAAN was such a good lawyer, why did his client still end up getting jail time? When I was a lawyer, none of my clients got this much jail time (voice of the editor: this is a lie). SEEEEEAAAAAAAN spent too much time eating to give this lady a proper defense, and he didn't even raise the 3rd amendment problem with putting a breathalyzer in her car. I should have been her lawyer, I can fix her and give her a much more competent defense (voice of the editor: no, he can't). She seems hot, maybe she would peg me afterwards in thanks. SEEEEEEEAAAAAAAN, you raped this woman and now she's in jail instead of in my polycule. You ruined her life SEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAN. Maybe she should file an ethics complaint against you, just saying.