DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votes: 258 98.9%

  • No

    Votes: 3 1.1%
  • Total voters
    261
  • Poll closed .
Corpun said:
This retard just loves wasting money on shit he doesn't need. Jeff Bezo will be eating good once he clutters his office with a bunch of shit he will use once for Truck Sim and never again once he drops it. I won't put it past this lazy pigger to not even put them away and just throw them in a corner somewhere.
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We'll get to see them again in 2-3 years when Phil gets desperate enough to trot out another closet cleaning stream to save the business
 
Corpun said:
This retard just loves wasting money on shit he doesn't need. Jeff Bezo will be eating good once he clutters his office with a bunch of shit he will use once for Truck Sim and never again once he drops it. I won't put it past this lazy pigger to not even put them away and just throw them in a corner somewhere.
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He sucks so much corpo cock in a day. Amazon should give him a sweetheart discount.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
We'll get to see them again in 2-3 years when Phil gets desperate enough to trot out another closet cleaning stream to save the business
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"WOAH GUYS LOOK AT THIS!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE ARE!!!!" *Acts like a excited school girl* "Oh my God guiz you won't believe this, I think, I think, These are like the accesories to the Truck game we played a few years ago, remember? They're all gross and covered in dust and mold ewwwwwwww!!!! I'm gonna have to put these back in the closet until I figure out what to do with them."
 
Corpun said:
This retard just loves wasting money on shit he doesn't need. Jeff Bezo will be eating good once he clutters his office with a bunch of shit he will use once for Truck Sim and never again once he drops it. I won't put it past this lazy pigger to not even put them away and just throw them in a corner somewhere.
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Everyone is clamoring for the Rekeita house tour, but I also want the Phil house tour. It would be like a museum where you get to see all the highlights through the years with all of the junk he's bought and talked about. Just like his closet clean out stream but on a larger and more disgusting scale because lord know it looks like a pigsty.
 
He has put the game settings on automatic shift, while having bought and using a hardware shifter. You can't make this shit up. :story:

How things are going so far:


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EDIT: He's already getting fed up with the steering wheel, and blames him having issues setting it up on the PC platform.

Clip:
 
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Comma said:
He has put the game settings on automatic shift, while having bought and using a hardware shifter. You can't make this shit up. :story:

How things are going so far:
Truck Simulator shifter not shifting June09-2025.mp4

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EDIT: He's already getting fed up with the steering wheel, and blames him having issues setting it up on the PC platform.

Clip:
Steering wheel shifter Truck Simulator frustration blaming PC June09-2025.mp4
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Five generations of proud Teamsters slapping their foreheads in amazed frustration on realizing they could have skived and bargained so much more effectively if they’d all suddenly acted like they’d just sat down in a vehicle for the first time.
 
This is absolutely kino
Please Phil, I think you need to try out Forza. You have to get your value back on the wheel. It'll be funny. Maybe you'll wrap your oddly shaped head around shifting eventually and you can actually use that $60 paperweight you bought. It doesn't shake the camera as much as you think my liege, it's very cool and based. Trust me.
 
I'm surprised he hasn't tried to double up on the closet streams. Make a goal for a marathon to watch him throw all this worthless shit he's bought in the last 6 months in the closet, then another one at the end of the year for the cleaning out marathon. Of course knowing him he'd just do them back to back and go extra clown mode to act surprised when he pulls everything out the next day.
 
Comma said:
Here we go:

Shifter shaking table June09-2025.mp4

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"I'm probably only going to be using the shifter for reversing, right?":

Shifter shaking the table June09-2025.mp4

:story:

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He plugged in the steering wheel, causing it to rotate to calibrate itself. It does this every time you connect it (or start your PC), and uses a minimal amount of force feedback. Notice the screen shaking heavily from this already:

Steering wheel shaking the table June09-2025.mp4

He'll probably end up lowering the force feedback heavily, or even disabling it.
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maybe he could avoid this embarrassment by doing the bare minimum amount """""""work""""""" of the clock
 
I stand here, a troll felted. Once again DSP has way more cool toys than I do, proving that I am a poor and he is not a poor. My only hope is DSP doesn't not continue to buy cheap chinese crap that he uses once after it makes him look like a buffoon, I couldn't handle any more losses.

QwahlityKahntent said:
maybe he could avoid this embarrassment by doing the bare minimum amount """""""work""""""" of the clock
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work is done on the clock stoopid, it just so happens on the clock is 4ish hours of streaming a day, ok!?
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Really, big ups to whoever did. This was a guaranteed disaster. Thank you, at least one entertaining stream watching this dullard.
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He needs to get a TrackIR, the ultimate head tracking device for sims for the most meaningful and interactive experience outside of a VR headset.

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Mister Baranavichy said:
If you have the time, watch the highlights for the first streams he did openly with WWE Champions, it's like you're watching a completely different person.

He's happy, engaged, has more than just surface-level knowledge on everything, and as we recently found out, has a 99.43% win rate, which is wild for any game, made even wilder with him having 55k games played.
Plus, this clip is just incredible, look at him go, all that movement, that joy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2OtOWpz9NmU:115
E: A Piece of coal corrected some info.
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my favorite part about this is how he knows its gonna be a 5 star before the game itself reveals it. really just highlights how much time and money he's sunk into it lmao.
 
It would be incredibly funny if, after hitting the goal on Blue Prince, he fails to hit the goal for the first time on the Truck Sim stream after spending ~$400 on his little setup.
 
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