General Chat / Sneed Chat - Intra-Communal IRC Watch and Catalogue Thread

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

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at least he was being honest

 

[Benzo Samurai]

ass2ass shit

we have a term in norwegian "lystløgner" which is a person that cannot keep themselves from lying just for the enjoyment of it alone.

another term is "mytomani" i.e. "mythomania" kek, a person that is addicted to fantasizing about themselves, and exposing others to these fantasies

i get strong such vibes from him and i know a lot of you niggas agree

 

[Lovely Kin]

we have a term in norwegian "lystløgner" which is a person that cannot keep themselves from lying just for the enjoyment of it alone.

another term is "mytomani" i.e. "mythomania" kek, a person that is addicted to fantasizing about themselves, and exposing others to these fantasies

i get strong such vibes from him and i know a lot of you niggas agree

I used to feel bad for those people, then slowly I stopped after how tiresome it is to deal with them. The most you can do is laugh at them and observe from afar.

 

[des Pudels Kern]

I used to feel bad for those people, then slowly I stopped after how tiresome it is to deal with them. The most you can do is laugh at them and observe from afar.

I work with someone like this, occasionally, and it's pretty fuckin annoying. I just go "that's crazy," and "no way," or ""

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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You guys remember those kids in middle school/high school who would make up elaborate stories about how on the weekend they were doing a bunch of partying and banging all these hot chicks but in reality they were just huge dorks with big imaginations? That's what this reminds me of lol. I think if ass to ass went to a party he'd start a hour long debate on which handgun was the best and he'd get kicked out like 4 minutes into that rant.

 

[Lovely Kin]

You guys remember those kids in middle school/high school who would make up elaborate stories about how on the weekend they were doing a bunch of partying and banging all these hot chicks but in reality they were just huge dorks with big imaginations? That's what this reminds me of lol. I think if ass to ass went to a party he'd start a hour long debate on which handgun was the best and he'd get kicked out like 4 minutes into that rant.

You don't get it. She goes to a different school in another state, and she's tall and blonde. You just don't see her because she doesn't want to be around you guys.

 

[Crunkle]

You don't get it. She goes to a different school in another state, and she's tall and blonde. You just don't see her because she doesn't want to be around you guys.

Don't forget about her HUUGE bazonkas! Zoo wee mama.

I don't think we had any of these guys (at least in my friend group), but we had a guy who would compulsively lie about the most mundane shit.

"You know GTA 5 just came out and I took that day off school? Completed it in one day."
"I'll be there at 4pm." ...an hour later... "Hey, sorry, my dad's police so we had to chase this guy through the park"

Just the most mundane and silly shit ever. It was funny when he was 13/14 but it was hilarious when he was still doing it at age 16. Annoying as fuck if you ever tried to organise times with him.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Reminds me of the guy in college bragging about his Pokemon in one of the Gameboy games. He claimed the Pokemon had some impossibly high number for his attack stat, standard BS.

Except I had been a fuckin nerd with my brother, hacking the exact Pokemon with exactly the stats and moves we wanted into Gold/Silver using GameShark codes (in emulator) so we could load those into Pokemon Stadium 2 (also emulated) and battle each other. Lots of fun, very chess like. But it also meant I knew what the max stats for the Pokemon were because once their stat counter hits 255, it can't go any higher.

I called him out. He doubled down, and I asked him if he knows how the stats actually work in-game, which he admitted he did not. One of my more petty decisions to be sure, but he was trying to dick measure using POKEMON and LIED ABOUT IT.

Nobody likes calling people out but god damn if some people don't approach infinite retard speed if you let them think they are able to lie about everything like that and get away with it.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I don't think we had any of these guys (at least in my friend group), but we had a guy who would compulsively lie about the most mundane shit.

I knew at least three. One lied about the typical "You don't have a girlfriend she goes to a different school" since it was an all boys school it made sense, but he never had pictures of her, and would constantly claim "She's from another state. She's visiting from her country," I hope he grew out of it since he mellowed out. The other lied about every little thing, some huge backstory and crazy ending but somehow he was all okay. I doubt he changed especially since his lies became more and more confusing, and he would lei about larger stuff "I'm moving guys." and then he'll be back next schoolyear. The third one was downright pathological lying, and I genuinely wonder if he was disturbed, and found it better to stay away from him since he get others in trouble. Really good with his lies.

Nobody likes calling people out but god damn if some people don't approach infinite retard speed if you let them think they are able to lie about everything like that and get away with it.

Many get tired of calling them out, I found it easier to stay away and observe. Some will stop lying after being called out enough times, but others will lie their way out of it. The most they can get is some sort of behavioral therapy, or whatever helps them stop.

 

[TETRABAX]

 

[Crunkle]

@DoNotFeedTheSneed @Ass to Ass inshallah, I laughed very hard at this

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

You guys remember those kids in middle school/high school who would make up elaborate stories about how on the weekend they were doing a bunch of partying and banging all these hot chicks but in reality they were just huge dorks with big imaginations? That's what this reminds me of lol. I think if ass to ass went to a party he'd start a hour long debate on which handgun was the best and he'd get kicked out like 4 minutes into that rant.

Knew ONE of those types.
Once said he was skydiving during summer.
Last lie he ever told was that he saw two of the classmates sucking each others dicks during the weekend(one of the students was 500km away)
Both of them took a bolt cutter at every piece on his bicycle the jaws would fit.
(the liar had a really bad childhood, dad was in jail for mistaking the lyrics of MC Hammer Cant Touch This to mean you need to tell people to STOP, and them hammer them with an actual hammer)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Knew ONE of those types.
Once said he was skydiving during summer.
Last lie he ever told was that he saw two of the classmates sucking each others dicks during the weekend(one of the students was 500km away)
Both of them took a bolt cutter at every piece on his bicycle the jaws would fit.
(the liar had a really bad childhood, dad was in jail for mistaking the lyrics of MC Hammer Cant Touch This to mean you need to tell people to STOP, and them hammer them with an actual hammer)

The guy I’m thinking of was this kid Ray from my middle school who told me his cousins dosed him with liquid DMT during a tabletop RPG session (keep in mind he’s literally 11 telling me this) and he hallucinated that he was the player piece thing on the board . He later just stopped showing up to scho and dropped out of 7th grade. Found out years later he lived in someone’s trailer on their floor and did crystal meth.

 

[Harm]

his cousins dosed him with liquid DMT

Hey folks, drug addict here, and this can be immediately written off as bullshit. DMT isn't liquid unless you're taking something like ayahuasca, which lasts for hours and you wouldn't be cogent enough to continue a tabletop RPG session in that condition. If he meant "liquid" as in vape juice, he'd have just said he vaped it. Also, the kind of high you get from DMT doesn't match what he's claiming. Maybe if it was acid or shrooms then "I hallucinated I was my character!" could have merit. When you're on DMT, it's more like kaleidoscopes and fractals and sometimes it feels like supernatural beings are talking to you, but you don't just become an object you're looking at. That's retarded.

he lived in someone’s trailer on their floor and did crystal meth

Gross. Hope he either finds God or dies.

 

[Tread Miller]

Some more screencaps

 

[Crunkle]

Posts from the past day or so

 

[Crunkle]

HAPPENING ALERT

TETRABAX HAS BOUGHT A SHED

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

The fuck you mean "accidentally bought a shed"

 

[Harm]

Those ecommerce checkouts can be tricky. You check the wrong box and next thing you know, you got a shed.

 

[Crunkle]

Those ecommerce checkouts can be tricky. You check the wrong box and next thing you know, you got a shed.

He insisted it was an "Amazon shed", whatever that means. He's a big spender so it might be huge. @TETRABAX please post shed when it gets there (and if you can actually get it into your yard).