Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Man In A Dress]

He just needed a break to catch his breath, that's all.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

So is claudio back yet

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So is claudio back yet

He wrote a check that his tube couldn't cash. His cat rape alibis won't vouch for him. His 120 year old aunt grandma story was a lie. He's too embarrassed to come back and take the L so he ran away.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

So is claudio back yet

He just needs to gather a little more WINNING energy.

SCHIZOPHRENICS OF THE WORLD, LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

I just put you on my ignore list.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of posts that I see from your account has decreased to none.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

Being a gringo European American, Spreading incorrect information that I am a furry, Making fun of Mexico. Am I banned from Kiwi Farms?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to click the button that manually shows me your post, which may grind my gears.

I don’t believe my account deserved an ignore. Can you un-ignore it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo an ignore. If you would like to issue an appeal, post in my thread explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Kiwi Farms posts within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of ignore appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the ignore and call a cartel member a fag, please do it I need a sequel to funky town gore [gay Spongebob meme]. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on kiwifarms.st. I will continue to issue top hats until you piss off the wrong politician. Remember: talking to me is privilege, not a right.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Claudio is patiently sitting in his sterile plastic bubble, quietly doing his reps of lifting the typewriter. "Soon," he thinks to himself. "Soon I will rape them all like feral cats..."

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Did he run out of crows?

 

[GizmoG]

I saw a community feature post about the Zoosadism Megathread, and to my horror, I noticed that a familiar cat fucker was in there:


I am deeply concerned about what he has been getting up to over the last few days being MIA from the thread. At least him sperging in this thread meant that the animals of CDMX were temporarily safe...

 

[Gremperor]

I haven't paid much attention since this thread was made but here you go lol.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I haven't paid much attention since this thread was made but here you go lol.
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You missed the best part of those profile posts:


Claudio's PC got bricked because his mom tried to get him off of kiwi farms LMFAO

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Claudio had a full on mental breakdown on my profile.

His mom might've destroyed his computer, and that's potentially why he wasn't online recently.


His mom did this in attempt to get him off the damn computer. Next time she should go for the router. He thinks this is him getting his karma.


His mom had an HPV which lead to cancer.


The reason why Claudio hates his father is because he knowingly gave her Papillomavirus.


Here are his community posts that I could archive over the last few days.

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For some reason, this post refuses to archive. (L)

 

[Gremperor]

His mom might've destroyed his computer

Well his dad destroyed her uterus so I guess that's fair.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

I will never be sorry about my past.

I shouldn't. And I won't.

Suffer, furfag.

EDIT: Thoughts on what it was that Claudio did to his ex boyfriend? He apparently sees it as one of his biggest crimes.

 

[GizmoG]

His mom had an HPV which lead to cancer.

Like father like son? His father destroyed his mother's uterus, while Claudio sodomized a cat. The self-hatred knowing he is growing up to be just like his old man explains why he constantly comes back to the thread, as his WINNING here helps make up for his offline life...

 

[Meiwaku]

Do you think if you extended your tube out horizontally you could get birds to perch on it?

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

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Suffer, furfag.

EDIT: Thoughts on what it was that Claudio did to his ex boyfriend? He apparently sees it as one of his biggest crimes.
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"My God forgive me for what I did."

You never repented the sin that you raped cat to him.

 

[Blazeuser56]

His mom did this in attempt to get him off the damn computer. Next time she should go for the router.

Nah she should disown him entirely.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Chad Manuel vs. Virgin Claudio.

Manuel

• Gets lots of pussy
• Can breathe without a tube
• Never bricked a PC
• "Cats are for petting, not for fucking"
• Got a genetical disease and doesn't cry about it
• Can lift ten typewriters

Claudio

• Only has virtual sex with cartoon animals
• Needs tube to breathe
• Ruined his computer just like his math homework
• Raped a stray cat to death
• Blames everything on his disability
• Barely can lift one typewriter

 

[Tread Miller]

The WINNER returns at 1 AM! Also, won't someone else tell Sperg Spectating to "fix their statement about WHY [he] hates [his] whore father," Claudio is too busy WINNING to tell Sperg Spectating himself.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Claudio is too busy WINNING to tell Sperg Spectating himself.

It's because Claudio was spamming Sperg's profile with blogging worse than the 'teens do job application memes.

I guess since he can't spam it anymore, and he can't DM, so your profile will do.