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A lolcow is an internet slang term combining "LOL" and "cow," used to describe individuals with an online presence who are seen as eccentric, gullible, or prone to behaviors that invite ridicule or trolling. The term implies that these individuals can be "milked" for entertainment or "lols" due to their reactions to provocation or unintentionally humorous actions. Lolcows are controverisal figures who are often retarded, making them targets for online communities like Reddit or TikTok, where users exploit or laugh their actions for amusement. The term originated in early internet culture, notably tied to figures like Chris Chan, who was considered the "original lolcow" due to the extensive trolling of his personality and Internet history.
The ethics of lolcow culture are heavily debated. Critics argue it’s a form of cyberbullying, often targeting vulnerable individuals, sometimes escalating to phonebooking, swatting, or real-life harassment. This has also allowed users (specifically from places like Reddit) to justify fucking with lolcows for a good moral reason. Is a lolcow you see on the internet getting caught messing with a fake 15-year-old? You should send pizza and hooker to their house in order to own them.
What is weening/pozloading my neghole? "pozloading my neghole" is a slang term originating from early internet snark communities, used to describe direct interaction with the subject of a lolcow. In the lolcow culture, it refers to engaging with a lolcow’s content like commenting on their social media, messaging them, or participating in their streams in a way that provokes, mocks, or draws attention to their behavior. The phrase comes from a metaphorical idea: the lolcow or their content is the "poo," and interacting with it directly (instead of observing from a distance) risks "getting dirty" by escalating drama, harassment, or drawing moderator attention to the community.
These YouTubers often attract audiences fascinated by internet drama, but their content can perpetuate lolcow culture’s darker side, such as harassment or public shaming. Some, like Knudsen, aim for educational or analytical takes, while others, like Keemstar, profit from drama for entertainment, raising ethical questions about having a YouTube show of 2 fat retards. The lolcow phenomenon has evolved with platforms like TikTok, where algorithms amplify visibility, making it easier for new lolcows to be targeted.
YouTubers who cover lolcow content typically produce videos analyzing, reacting to, or documenting the actions of these individuals. Their content often focuses on internet drama, controversies, or bizarre online behavior. It ranges from comedic commentary to in-depth exposés, sometimes blurring the line between reporting and contributing to the trolling culture, also known as weening. The only way to discuss this is to timeline the different eras of lolcows and the coverage during that time.
An issue with KiwiTubers, such as Turkey Tom or clip channels, often face criticism for stealing content from forums like Kiwi Farms without giving credit, using the material to profit while exacerbating the harm of lolcow culture through “touching the glass.” By stealing detailed posts, screenshots, or timelines from Kiwi Farms, where users meticulously document lolcow behavior. These creators repackage the information into videos or streams without acknowledging the source, exploiting the forum’s labor for monetized content. This practice deprives Kiwi Farms contributors of recognition but also fuels the lolcow harassment cycle by amplifying provocative material, leading to direct engagement (“touching the glass”) with lolcows through comments or provocations to generate more reactions for profit. An example of this is Maple Leap (formely known as BasedCanadaMan) is just reacting to the Modern Day Leper, a pedophile who buttfucked a 12 year old which I created a thread on.
On January 24th, 2009, DeadwingDork created his YouTube channel. He is a Canadian YouTuber and streamer known for covering internet oddities, lolcows, and online drama, often with a sarcastic and humorous approach. He initially gained traction with gaming and music content but shifted to lolcow-related material after those videos didn’t take off. His streams focus on eccentric internet personalities, controversial figures, and bizarre online communities, blending dry sarcasm with commentary on subjects like the Zoosadist leaks, Cyraxx, or Dayton Hypernova. He’s noted for collaborating with creators like Frederick Knudsen on projects like reading Woof’s texts during the Zoosadist controversy. His channel, described as producing “terrible garbage” in a self-deprecating tagline, has built a niche following in the lolcow community, with titles like “Dayton Hypernova, The New Lolcow on the Block” and “The DeviantArt Wonder Bread Guy.” Deadwing is notable because he has a missing arm and lives off the Canadian government while drinking himself to death.
On February 23rd, 2014, YouTuber/Former Million Dollar Extreme employee Trappped [Archive] uploaded the "KingCobraJFS" documentary. This is one of the earliest examples of documenting lolcows that isn't Chris Chan-related. At this point, KingCobraJFS (Josh) was an unknown figure. He was only known in metal music forums and had a small YouTube following, which propelled Josh into popularity. This is often cited as one of the best lolcow documentaries to be put out, due to its storytelling, Josh himself, and trappped's editing style shines in this hour-long video.
On May 27th, 2014, Dillin Thomas created his YouTube channel. The best way to describe his content is him just reading the Sonichu wiki for 30 minutes. I'm not kidding, this was basically his content until he got called out for being a lazy faggot. Dillin Thomas has his own thread and I can't detail everything but another KiwiTuber, The Grease Wizard made a video compiling all his retarded acts.
On August 11th, 2014, Bitesize Cobra [Archive] created his YouTube channel. Bitesize Cobra is a Br*tish YouTuber/former KingCobraJFS reddit janny, mostly known for covering lolcow KingCobraJFS. Bitesize is known for interacting with Cobra orbitors like Courtney Neidt and Deathbed Tapes who all regularly keep in contact with Josh himself. BitesizeCobra started off as a KingCobraJFS clipper, but has branched into making full-length documentaries on KingCobraJFS.
Also, in the sphere is Boglim Chronicles [Archive], another KingCobraJFS clipper who makes edits of KingCobraJFS' videos and profits from them because he "doesn't deserve to make money". It should be noted that these people think they have the authority on who should make money or not. If you are not morally up to their standards, they will go after you and your revenue.
Another member in the Cobraverse is @SeizureRobot5000 , a KiwiTuber [Archive] who sometimes posts to the forum himself but often makes content around KingCobraJFS. SeizureRobot is by far the most respected in the Cobra community. He makes high-quality videos, has a great podcast, does fun livestreams, and is a very talented animator. He’s also a very approachable and friendly guy in Cobes’ thread. Additionally, he gained some attention with the DSP crowd recently with a DSP animation he did.
On February 16th, 2016, The Leaping Lemur [Archive] created his channel. He is another Kiwituber that mainly covers TikTok lolcows, and is apart of the new generation of KiwiTubers.
On June 30th, 2016, Underflow [Archive] created his channel. He is one of the first new-gen KiwiTubers who mainly focus on TikTok lolcows. Underflow was active until February last year, when his Discord server was nuked. This came after he caught a bunch of flak for not verifying ages to check if they're over 18 there. He has since been treated like a pariah in the community, leaving entirely after posting a half-hearted apology. KiwiTubers like Kiwi Tapes have implied (or said) that Underflow is a predator for allowing minors to roam rampant in his server.
It's a hypocritical move by both fans and associates alike since not only Bludspeth, who listed Underflow as a massive inspiration and was most likely on the Discord server back then, is still technically underage by those standards. If you go to Kiwi Tapes' Discord server, there is no manual age verification so it's an example of KiwiTubers being moral fags about shit they don't care about.
On November 6th, 2016, Dank Net created its YouTube channel. One of Dank's popular videos is on KingCobraJFS and was my personal first introduction to lolcows and Josh himself. Many people cite Dank Net as their first dip into learning what a lolcow is.
On June 26th, 2018, Nick Nobody (real name: Nicholas Massimo) created his channel. It should be no surprise that Nick's fanbase are furry degenerates who find picking on people like Cyrax the most morally JUST thing to do.
On July 18th, 2018, CrackedRack (real name: Matthew Holman) created his YouTube channel. CrackedRack was a channel originally focused on Lolcows covered by Kiwi Farms and Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has made content based around Cyraxx, Ethan Ralph, Chris Chan, Isabella Loretta Janke, and many others. He is well-versed within circles but tries to put a psychological spin on them. He deleted his channel, and then came back, albeit he sporadically uploads and doesn't post lolcow content anymore. He was also known for being a huge sperg and drama queen in community posts, even in one of his deleted videos he addressed being a lolcow in his terms.
On February 24th, 2019, GenoSamuel released his first episode on the Chris Chan documentary. If you are a user of KiwiFarms, Chris Chan shouldn't have to be explained. This documentary series is notable because most of the videos on Chris Chan were outdated and old; this was one of the few documentaries at the time that used the Sonichu Wiki and Chris Chan himself as main sources. Geno's plan is to document everything about Chris Chan in a (still ongoing) series, totaling 85 episodes as of writing this thread.
In 2019, Rouge, Internet Man (real name: Brent Allen Jansen), and DFE’d after he got doxxed by a former fan. On June 17th, 2022, he created his second YouTube channel. He is a YouTuber and PNGtuber who covers lolcows and internet oddities, often focusing on lolcows like Christian Weston Chandler (Chris Chan), the “King of Lolcows.” His content is described as low-effort, frequently reading directly from sources like the CWCki (a wiki documenting Chris Chan’s life) and engaging in petty online disputes with smaller YouTubers or social media users who lack the means to respond effectively. His streams, such as Rogue After Dark with cohost Asterik, aim to humorously discuss “unusual people, online events, and low-brow contests,” but critics argue they lack originality, mimicking creators like Mister Metokur (Jim81Jim) in style and delivery.
On January 4th, 2020, homosexual Kusari (real name: Jacob Ritter) created his channel. His content and presentation is good, but as of late he has been injecting cringe political takes into his stuff, along with making comments in support of troons and random faggotry, which is ironic coming from a lolcow content creator as half of all lolcows are either troons, or become them. He's just a weird soy faggot who seems to want to laugh at retarded lolcows while morally grandstanding weird soy lefty and gay shit. He's the kind of guy that will rip into Daniel Larson for 4 hours, then turn around and call the entirely justified hatred of trans bigoted. [Archive]
On June 27th, 2020, SmokeyMc created his YouTube channel. SmokeyMC gained popularity when the Isabella Janke drama was trending and used that hype to build his channel. SmokeyMc is also known for bringing pedophile, TheWhiteBowser, into the limelight. TheWhiteBowser is a Discord user who was active in SmokeyMC's server until he got caught for being a pedophile.
MrYolodikswagger is a very dedicated gayopper, having gone after XBottle01 (an old Wings clipper) for being "too positive" on Wings, and currently going after Wings007 and Lummox: A Hired Hoodlum. Yolo and the CWW (Conway Whale Watchers, a Discord server) made a YouTube account using the name and photo of Wings007's son, and used the account to reupload an old video of Wings007's car crash, while throwing in the baseless claim that his son was in the car and the accident was from street racing.
Wings007 and Xbottle01 were already infamous within the Wings Of Redemption alog community, being some of the first major shit touchers to jump on around 2021. 007 [Jonathan Wilkins] was the most disliked for his sketchy behavior and endless Discord schemes, earning him a bad reputation by the end of the year.
They all sit in their own Discord servers, and they all secretly hate each other. Yolo will extort users for Discord Nitro by banning them, then he and his moderators spam the user with messages demanding Discord Nitro to be unbanned. The difference between him and CWW is a conflict of interest and how both choose to align with Wings. The first group is fairly simple to understand but very cult-like, having rules and codes about giving Wings any money [ironically or not] and how much sympathy, if any is allowed. By law, you have to hate Jordie Jordan and believe he is the second coming of a pedophilic Hitler Satan, and if you don't, you will be hunted by Discord assassins.
While 007 prefers more shunned methods such as sunshining and swatting, believing that neghole pozzing is a way of life and that the action brings the content:
Some of the tactics the Wings channels would use are to copyright strike an opposing channel under a fake account using Wings' name. Then, when the account counterclaims, they hold onto the user's personal data to blackmail them, and when the claim expires, they accuse the channel of paying Wings off to remove the strike. Since the troll channels' viewers will cannibalize anyone who gives Wings any money for any reason.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kiwi-t...w-highlight-channels-wip.195336/post-20196659
On September 23rd, 2021, Turkey Tom uploaded one of his first videos where he "borrows" information from the KiwiFarms. A main point of contention that KiwiFarm users and Turkey Tom are that Tom will steal information from a lolcow's thread, his writers will pad out a multi-hour video on a lolcow, and most of the information will be cited incorrectly, flat-out wrong, or will not give enough context. It's obvious at this point that this new generation of KiwiTubers used KiwiFarms as a way to make easy profit without doing much research.
On December 11th, 2021, KiwiTapes (real name: Brenden) created his YouTube channel. Around this time, KiwiTapes was a user in SmokeyMc's Discord server and was an admin for him. In the beginning, KiwiTapes made general content revolving around lolcows, but things would change as time went on. He is by far one of the worst lolcow YouTubers. He is a gigantic moralfaggot, and uses lolcow coverage as an opportunity to soapbox and virtue signal.
For example, he dedicated the last third of his BossmanJack video to morally grandstanding about Kick and Stake. Spouting Redditor rhetoric about Kick and Stake being an evil organization that takes advantage of addicts, and any streamer who streams on Kick is EVIL and accepting blood money. "KiwiTapes" is obviously a name he got from this site, and he's rumored to lurk here, yet he's too morally superior to publicly credit us. Then he'll turn around and start actively fucking with lolcows.
On October 5th, 2022, TikTok KiwiTuber tranny Linda Binda comes onto the scene to make a video series on Jupiter the Hybrid, a pedophile from Idaho. This is notable because Linda does absolutely nothing to imprison Jupiter after being proven that he talks to children, he hides his Jupiter interviews behind paywalls, and when confronted on getting the police involved, Linda just says they don't have enough evidence to warrant an arrest for Jupiter.
In 2023, KiwiTapes and SmokeyMc started the "2high4stupid" show, where Smokey and KiwiTapes did a live show every week, discussing lolcows, reading superchats, and overall just bullshitting on stream. The first episode is currently not on YouTube or other video platforms, but below is the second episode. This show was created due to TheWhiteBowser drama.
A point I've previously brought up in this thread is that a lot of these people have overlapping audiences, which are mainly Redditors. Now, you may be wondering. What could go wrong when you give a bunch of Redditors uncontrolled power of fucking with retards on the Internet? Messing with lolcows—individuals targeted online for their eccentric or controversial behavior is fucking gay. Trolling or mocking them can escalate to real-world harm, as seen in cases like Chris Chan, where relentless online abuse contributed to severe personal distress. It perpetuates a cycle of cruelty under the guise of entertainment, disregarding the human cost for fleeting amusement. However, some on platforms like Reddit or TikTok justify it by claiming moral superiority, arguing that lolcows’ problematic behaviors—like offensive views or disruptive actions—make them fair game for ridicule. They frame their actions as exposing or punishing “bad” people, ignoring the power imbalance and the fact that many lolcows lack the awareness or resources to defend themselves, thus rationalizing bullying as a form of social justice.
On November 29th, 2023, RKH Media created its channel. RKH Media produced content regarding lolcows, more specifically on TikTok. The channel got exposed as an AI slop channel.
On June 10th, 2024, Bludspeth created his channel. Bludspeth is a 17-year-old nigger from Atlanta who is most known for making videos on Nova_Online. Bludspeth has gone out of his way to interview Nova's uncle, Drew, and make it extremely boring; he couldn't speak with Nova's uncle on the phone due to him being in the hospital, and has republished fake allegations of Nova_Online talking to his former underage manager, Sia.
Examples of Bludspeth pozloading my neghole:
On April 19th, 2025, the Kiwituber Bludspeth announced an interview with Uncle Drew and was hyping it up in the space, which got the attention of bigger KiwiTubers like Kiwi Tapes and SmokeyMC.
On May 17th, 2024, Joon the King stole information from the Rooster Teeth thread, and specifically took this post out of context that was discussing Mica's race. Joon decided to use the search function and just type in "Mica" and just assumed @Pizdec was being racist for no reason.
@Pizdec 's response:
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On August 18th, 2024, Major Chilla created his YouTube channel.
On September 13th, 2024, SmokeyMC tries to reach out to one of Nova's favorite artist, tx2, to get him to disavow Nova.
On November 6th, 2024, @LolcowsESL wrote about Spanish KiwiTubers. If you are curious about this topic, but in taco speak, click here.
On October 14th, 2024, Nova_Online had its Discord server hacked through a third-party account that was a janny on Nova's server. KiwiTubers The Leaping Lemur and Major Chilla were active in the server where this was going down and enjoyed that Nova's server got hacked. The Leaping Lemur joined a voice chat where everybody was showering him with words of appreciation
On December 5th, 2024, Turkey Tom released a video on "Danburst Studios". It starts at 0:48, he even shows screenshots of text taken from the 2nd rewrite of the KF OP that he's reading off of, but makes it family-friendly so he can make money from it. Most of the screenshots from this video are ripped straight from the old OP. Turkey Tom makes several mistakes such as, mixing up Peppermint Swirl and Fosteryou as the same person)
On February 16th, 2025, Turkey Tom steals my Nova_Online thread for his video.
On March 2nd, 2025, Bludspeth released a 5-hour interview with zoophile, Khord Kitty.
On April 12th 2025, some retard from the WorldofTShirts subreddit blames the KiwiFarms for preventing WoT going through US Customs. This user does not provide any evidence; this person says we did it, and since KiwiFarms is the black sheep of the Internet, people will believe it is a pure fact without any research. In Reddit's defense (lol), if you check the comments, most of it is just shitting on the OP. Some comments are anti-KiwiFarms which is a given, but this may be one of the few times Reddit isn't completely retarded.
On June 5th, 2025, Bludspeth released fake evidence of Nova talking to his underage manager, Sia.
To wrap it up, KiwiTubers who cover lolcows play a significant role in disrupting the flow of milk from a lolcow. Their audiences often go unchecked and create offshoot communities dedicated to fucking with their favorite lolcow. Their content is stolen from platforms like Kiwi Farms without proper credit, exploiting the work of dedicated autists who attempt to archive everything when others refuse. By engaging in or encouraging practices like "touching the glass"directly provoking lolcows for reactions—these KiwiTubers and fans contribute to escalating and making it unfun for everyone, targeting lolcows many of whom are retarded. While people from normie sites like Reddit, X, or fans of these KiwiTubers find it morally okay to SWAT, send solicitors, and even send death threats to retards, it shows that KiwiFarms is one of the few places on the Internet that's fit to discuss lolcows without issue.
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