Snowflake StraySheep / Kayla Marie Waller / morinokunikara / blankshadesgame / vividkiss / VTuber Amour Amandine - Thread #2: The Return of the Transtrender Sperglord Who Tried To Delete Her Thread and Listened to an Adult Have Sex With a Minor. Now With A Baby in the Mix!

[Battlefield2142EU]

Best argument for post birth abortion.

 

[Eternal Patrol]

the lolcalf has been born
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She was going to "stay home to make things easy on everyone"? Am I reading this correctly. Instead of suffering through being in the hospital like normal parents do, supporting the mother of her child, taking care of her after giving birth, taking care of their newborn -- she was going to stay home to play video games so she wouldn't be 'understimulated'? Is she retarded?

 

[Rudy Coleman]

man why the fuck is this shit taking so long, this shit got me under stimulated af

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Oh shit she still exists? I'm sorry that her wife has to put up with this stupid bitch lol

I’ve personally run out of sympathy for the boywife. She’s both a doormat and an enabler. Example, pretty recently Kayla was bitching and whining about not having money to get a commission of her butt ugly BG3 character, and Beth gave her money that could have been saved for the baby.

 

[Soup ‘n’ Salad]

Imagine being rushed to the hospital as your (boy)wife is going into excruciating labor, about to give birth to your first child, and your immediate reaction being something to the effect of “But I’m sooo boreddd.”
Never change, Kayla!

 

[Edgeworth]

Ah, so if the spawn was born a few days/weeks ago and you're STILL finding time to throw complete bitch fits on Tumblr because you're completely incompetent at playing make-believe, then that's even worse because you're still being an annoying cunt about what YOU want to the extreme that you're willing to "pay" someone 61 bucks for "advice", presumably with your family sitting next to you on the fucking couch.

What do you need to escape for, Kayla? Why do you need SO badly to self-ship? Is it because Beth is also a loveless "asexual" who DOESN'T have problems shipping herself with her FOs and it's making you -gasp- jealous?

I was actually working on a post compiling her (now-second) most recent ploy for attention but it suddenly doesn't matter anymore. Because nothing about her matters anymore. It wasn't about you before, Kayla, it REALLY isn't gonna be about you now, and no amount of your "hurr durr anons are stupid for not reading my posts properly" gotchas (especially since you can't read, yourself) are going to change that for the next... 17 or so years.

And of course, she got advice and answers for what to do and, of course, she continued with her "idk idk i can't blah blah fucking blah" excuses so nothing changed. It's just now she has an infant in the house being licked by her dogs that choke on floor debris and her too-many cats and when they have to go back to the hospital, it's all about her and making everyone's attention focus on her and how inconvenienced SHE is by all this.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

I am impressed it only took one post for me to completely despise this woman. How can you be under stimulated during the birth of your child... well your niece (this is weird and gross). If I was her significant other I'd toss her switch out the window and tell her to leave.

The world is truly unfair as I have friends that cannot have children that would be perfect to raise a child in a loving and caring home.

 

[Nameless One]

I hope if the kid passes away it's a swift one. Godspeed you, calf. Wait, did they even name the baby yet?!

 

[Kuwomi]

I think writing an actual OP might be nice, especially since her previous thread doesn't have highlights for whatever reason and there's some really funny posts in there if you ignore all the annoying weens.
For any newcomers, the TL;DR is getting her thread featured is the only accomplishment she's made in the past decade.
Congrats, Kayla! Are you guvking happy yet?

 

[David Byrne]

Someone's happy about the feature!

 

[harbringer883]

the lolcalf has been born
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What are the odds that the kid is going to be neglected?

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

I forecast a pooning out or bpdwhoring in the child's future. No chance in hell the baby is going to be well adjusted

Idk, she might go through a teenage rebellious phase and decide to horrify her parents by becoming a normal and functional human being.

 

[A.P. Hill]

I hope this child ends up living long enough to find out that her gay mother spent her birth complaining about not being able to play her bing bing wahoo machine.

 

[i forgot my password]

the lolcalf has been born

IIRC, Kayla's parents are travelling to Pennsylvania to help raise the baby for a few weeks. Rate me , I could see the baby ending up with her grandparents. I give Beth and Kayla a year.

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

How's it feel to be the new abortion?
The only generation to suffer extortion from your deluded pooner mothers.

 

[DeathsDesign]

I'm genuinely speechless. Posting publicly about not having your Nintenslop for a few hours immediately after the miracle of the birth of your child is pure 100% turbo milk. Never change.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the lolcalf has been born

Lolcows reproducing?

Also that poor baby.

 

[beautiful person]

How tf did I miss this

 

[Pina Colada]

Yeeeaaaaaaahhhh, she's definitely not gonna keep the baby's room or her own room clean. Poor kid.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

RLLY FUCKING HARD FOR ME

Imagine wanting to immediately play switch instead of celebrating your babby