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Inseminated using Kayla's brother's sperm via turkey baster. No dicks were harmed in the creation of this baby.Who the fuck donated the sperm?! Who fucked a pooner?!
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Inseminated using Kayla's brother's sperm via turkey baster. No dicks were harmed in the creation of this baby.Who the fuck donated the sperm?! Who fucked a pooner?!
She’s really gonna have a hard time when her kid starts playing pretend and imagines something she herself would never be able to write.She’s spent probably around a year or so now screaming that she’s so depressed and going to kill herself because she just can’t manage to get her writing going. She claims to somehow just lack the imagination to come up with anything unless she’s talking to an AI chat bot, and when tumblr anons give her advice, she smacks it away yelling “NOT LIKE THAT, IT DOESNT WORK FOR MEEEE”
Ten years and acting exactly the same way? That's genuinely terrifying. It makes me scared that the people I used to know on Tumblr never grew up.View attachment 7481940
Re: lack of OP— I've started putting together a draft, just in case anyone else is unwilling. However, if anyone is interested, here is a link to a summary of the early days. You don't have to scroll too far from there to see some examples of Kayla's...early work.
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Helicopter parents suck, but at least they're actually engaged in their children's lives. Being raised by sociopaths like troons must be like being raised by Harry Harlow's wire mothers (except with more chance of sexual molestation).Would this sort of parenting cause a child to hate video games?
I wouldn't go so far as worse than Becky Gerber, at least not yet. So far they haven't neglected the baby to the point it develops a permanently deformed skull from always lying, ignored, in the same position all day.Just traveling through so don't mind me, but that post... I didn't think anyone could be worse than Becky Gerber.
Better than continuing the probable witch's brew of wrong sex hormones.3 day old baby already taking a bottle because birth mom/dad probably had a masectomy and can't breast feed.
About the only chance this kid has is getting fobbed off on the grandparents or even the fool of a sperm donor (Kayla's brother) who got roped into this bullshit.all you can do is pray itll be a wake up call to get their shit together, and, sadly, it usually never is
It's a lesbian couple that had been, until very recently, been larping as a gay man couple. Kayla's previous blog was called "fagcrush". She's only recently admitted to being a lesbian, but still calls her legal spouse (the actual pooner and birth parent) "hubby".Wait so it's a lesbian couple LARPing as straight and the pooner had to carry the baby?
Please tell me they stopped the hormones at least, this shit is so fucked
I guess it's just formula too, can't nurse on zipper nippy
This is actually unbelievable. If my partner talked this way about our child's birth I think I'd want a divorce.
Iirc it was a chemical miscarriage, so super early on. And arguably a good bit less tragic than a miscarriage that happens further along in the pregnancy.View attachment 7483806
Do these people not realize saying "my husband miscarried" makes the situation funnier, not more dramatic?
'I'm so under stimulated after having a baby, waah!'
For being an 10 year old thread she can remarkably be summed up exactly the same because she never, ever grew up or changed. She's epitomizes your classic Tumblrina - has neopronouns, pretends to be fictional characters, has crushes on fictional characters, will literally shake and cry if anything remotely inconvenient happens to her, like calling her annoying. She will spend a whole day posting up a storm about how offensive the word annoying is. Really.Who is this person? The first page of this thread dates back to 2015 and says hardly anything except that she deleted her original thread herself.
JFC That is a Chris Chan-era heifer. Thanks for the summary.For being an 10 year old thread she can remarkably be summed up exactly the same because she never, ever grew up or changed....[snip]