Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

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I don't get the joke. I love humor and I can find it in shitty places. It's just Trump throwing a tantrum.

Spoiler: Sperg

Pretending to love a girl who is only after your money is cringe. Better than fucking children at least. I agree that having pride in it is dumb. I understand that they'd want to talk about their experiences with other like-minded people. Who would want brag about this to their friends and family irl?

I think there's a current of misogyny, they seem to think that by doing this they're getting revenge on the women at home who won't fuck them. I think everyone would find this cringe, and they're pretending otherwise in their online community. Even waifuism is less cringe imo.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I don't get the joke. I love humor and I can find it in shitty places. It's just Trump throwing a tantrum.

This comic holds 0 comedy in it. Literally nothing about this comic is funny.
Good job Ellen. This might be the worst one yet

 

[Señora Airi]

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I don't get the joke. I love humor and I can find it in shitty places. It's just Trump throwing a tantrum.

"There's chaos in America. They need leadership"

So she wants Trump to declare Martial Law and send in the RW Death Squads?
Wtf based pizzacake, we're so back boys

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

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I don't get the joke. I love humor and I can find it in shitty places. It's just Trump throwing a tantrum.

Spoiler: Sperg

Pretending to love a girl who is only after your money is cringe. Better than fucking children at least. I agree that having pride in it is dumb. I understand that they'd want to talk about their experiences with other like-minded people. Who would want brag about this to their friends and family irl?

I think there's a current of misogyny, they seem to think that by doing this they're getting revenge on the women at home who won't fuck them. I think everyone would find this cringe, and they're pretending otherwise in their online community. Even waifuism is less cringe imo.

Every take she tries to have on American politics is somehow worse than the last. Showing Trump having a tantrum while he’s yanking off the kid gloves with LA last I checked? It’s pretty clear that she wants him to just leave the poor wittle illegals and freedom fighters alone so they can have their fiery but peaceful protests, but this is a really weird way to convey that. It would’ve been more fitting to draw him with a toothbrush mustache and das funnie Deutsch accent.

 

[Kokenami]

This has been reiterated by many people in this thread many times but Jesus Christ her art looks awful. I truly don't get why she's so popular. She's not funny and she can't draw. That's like the two things you need to be a webcomic artist.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen's reddit brings us a new comic!

The only joke is "my kid doesn't want to think about her parents having sex". The art is copy-paste, only the expressions change.

You posted all your info yourself, you crybully. Why do you do porn under your real name?

This is the shit a tween in 2005 would find funny.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

You posted all your info yourself, you crybully. Why do you do porn under your real name?

"UGH I don't want to post more info and give them more ammo."
It's been A MONTH since we found her address using her Facebook AND SHE STILL HASN'T SET IT TO PRIVATE. You know, the one with pictures of her family and kids?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SET IT TO PRIVATE YOU DUMB BITCH

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

“They posted all my public information….PUBLICLY”

Ahhh good times

And she’s worried about posting stuff publicly, but I checked yesterday and her personal Facebook was still public.

 

[Kokenami]

Some people say that Ellen is the female Andrew Dobson but I feel like that isn't really a great comparison. I feel like Ellen is more like the female Tim Buckley, both used the same expressions over and over again with the same kind of jokes and both get really defensive when their comics were mocked.

 

[Señora Airi]

This is the shit a tween in 2005 would find funny.

She does realize the Antichrist loses in the end of Revelation, right?

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen if you're reading, draw this:

Edit/Update: Ellen mentions the farms and calls Null a criminal.

I don't think Null is a criminal?
I don't know what to make of this. She still seems to be blaming him for the sharty thread.

Again... I like some of your comics but you're a terrible person. When you ban anyone who doesn't kiss your feet, neutral people come to these pages. Your Reddit is a hugbox and you have the mods ban anyone who doesn't comply.

Honestly, I came to your thread because I heard you were threatening a lawsuit against bonehurtingjuice. You also refused to take any criticism. Weird behavior makes curious people look you up and land here. You're worse than I thought, and others have the same opinion. I thought you were just naive to the internet but... starting to repeat myself here. Your bad behavior is why you have a thread. People are allowed to dislike your stuff. You ban them when they do and it sends them here.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

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Ellen if you're reading, draw this:
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Edit/Update: Ellen mentions the farms and calls Null a criminal.
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I don't know what to make of this. She still seems to be blaming him for the sharty thread.

Again... I like some of your comics but you're a terrible person. When you ban anyone who doesn't kiss your feet, neutral people come to these pages. Your Reddit is a hugbox and you have the mods ban anyone who doesn't comply.

Honestly, I came to your thread because I heard you were threatening a lawsuit against bonehurtingjuice. You also refused to take any criticism. Weird behavior makes curious people look you up and land here. You're worse than I thought, and others have the same opinion. I thought you were just naive to the internet but... starting to repeat myself here. Your bad behavior is why you have a thread. People are allowed to dislike your stuff. You ban them when they do and it sends them here.

This bitch is so high off her own supply she really thinks the farms was made specifically for her. You ain’t special hoe, there are plenty of autists and retards just like you with their own pages.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Me sigue dando pena toda la situación de esta buitre de mierda que lo único que sabe es llorar en redes sociales.
Hace un horrible comic entremedio y ni siquiera se acerca al punto.
Banea a medio mundo y le echa la culpa a los demás.
¿Que tan miserable tienes que ser, Ellen? Para ser canadiense eres bastante patética.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Me sigue dando pena toda la situación de esta buitre de mierda que lo único que sabe es llorar en redes sociales.
Hace un horrible comic entremedio y ni siquiera se acerca al punto.
Banea a medio mundo y le echa la culpa a los demás.
¿Que tan miserable tienes que ser, Ellen? Para ser canadiense eres bastante patética.

Speak American you beaner

 

[Lone Star]

Ellen if you're reading, draw this:
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Edit/Update: Ellen mentions the farms and calls Null a criminal.
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I don't think Null is a criminal?View attachment 7483755
I don't know what to make of this. She still seems to be blaming him for the sharty thread.

Again... I like some of your comics but you're a terrible person. When you ban anyone who doesn't kiss your feet, neutral people come to these pages. Your Reddit is a hugbox and you have the mods ban anyone who doesn't comply.

Honestly, I came to your thread because I heard you were threatening a lawsuit against bonehurtingjuice. You also refused to take any criticism. Weird behavior makes curious people look you up and land here. You're worse than I thought, and others have the same opinion. I thought you were just naive to the internet but... starting to repeat myself here. Your bad behavior is why you have a thread. People are allowed to dislike your stuff. You ban them when they do and it sends them here.

"Haha, I almost forgot about him!"

You're not fooling anyone. We all know you've been seething about basediftrue every single day since his first video dropped.

 

[Nitro!]

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I don't get the joke. I love humor and I can find it in shitty places. It's just Trump throwing a tantrum.

Has anyone found her fanfiction.net account yet? She'd fit right in.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Speak American you beaner

Man, it is intentional.
We know she reads the thread. I prefer using some big words she could never understand 'cus of inducing schizophrenia.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

 

[Kingfisher9000]

This is what, the fifth or sixth comic she’s made where the only punchline is implying her haters are basement dwellers? Plus they’re always new art, not repurposed old panels like her other comics. Sure, Ellen, they’re the obsessed angry ones. Not you.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

You know, I have a tendency to keep tabs on self-obsessed cows a lot- DSP, LowTierGod, Cobes(to an extent), this cow - It always fascinates me how much they think the earth revolves around them. I guess that's part of the lolcow charm, seeing that all this shit is being posted about you and your first thought isn't "Man, I really can come off like a whiny, entitled cunt to these people" but "These stupid idiots are OBSESSED with me and my good looks! I'll show 'em!", and just really demonstrating how much of a grade A narcissist you really are. Absolutely fascinating stuff.