DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

Remember when he told the wheelchairs to let him know when he was tard raging in SF6 cause his seal clubbing wasn't going the way he wanted? How long did that last like a third of a stream?

He specifically asked a 30+ year old retarded wheelchair bound man. Thanks Jayde

 

[marlimar]

Thread 'Would you date someone with a severely wonky eye?'

May 30, 2025

Everything else about her is perfect. She's got lovely lips, is generously proportioned in the bust and she keeps a photo of Hermann Goring in her purse.

Would her unruly, wandering eye be a problem for you?

• Turquoise
• Replies: 50
• Forum: General Discussion

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all i saw was the muppet mouth, didn't notice the eye fuckery

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

For all the critiscim they give Phil about the scat humor, this 5 minute shitting in a gutter segment Alt and merch have been on has been both cringe and gay as all hell.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

For all the critiscim they give Phil about the scat humor, this 5 minute shitting in a gutter segment Alt and merch have been on has been both cringe and gay as all hell.

ALT failed those ASVAB questions lmao

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

ALT failed those ASVAB questions lmao

I remember yesterday someone mentioned Josef Mengele and not only did ALT not know who he is, he pronounced his last name as "Men-ghell." Reminds me of when Jersh pronounced Dante Alighieri as "Dainty." You'd think someone who listens to heavy metal like he does would know who the subject of Slayer's Angel of Death was. WHOOOOOA BUDDY!

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Phil drinking during ordinary streams—what does the peanut gallery think?

Personally, I find it a bit weird that he’s drinking during a driving game. I guess his cope is that it adds comedy to his ineptitude. I do wonder if he’s finding it increasingly difficult to wait to start drinking until after stream 6 days a week and the Whiteclaws are his little gift to himself—a cheat day if you will. If you’re in the camp that he drinks gin all day, this theory still works.

 

[BScCollateral]

I remember yesterday someone mentioned Josef Mengele and not only did ALT not know who he is, he pronounced his last name as "Men-ghell."

It's always amusing when someone online doesn't know something basic. I forget who, but someone was talking about the Russo-Ukraine War and didn't know what a patronymic was.

 

[neger psykolog]

With all the push to get people to use ID to use adult websites and even to use app store purchases... wouldn't it be funny if DSP got locked out of WWE champions because of it?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I remember yesterday someone mentioned Josef Mengele and not only did ALT not know who he is, he pronounced his last name as "Men-ghell." l

I thought he was doing that on purpose to avoid direct Nazi references.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Lmao technicals used the recent "if I dont ask for support I dont get support" clip in his latest video, twice. Internet loves him now right guys?

 

[Comma]

This dumbass has been complaining, goat-laughing and in general being an annoying clown about the game supposedly not working because he can't shoot weapons and drive vehicles properly. Turns out... it was his third-party, cheap China controller.

Decides to try the Xbox controller after a full hour of falsely shitting on the game:

This man truly can't do anything right. Absolutely fucking amazing.

 

[Corpun]

In telling his drunk driving story, he remembers the exact appetizer (boneless chicken wings with sauce) that he got at TGI Friday's. The pig loves his slop.

Pigger loves his food. Whenever he is asked what he misses about Connecticut what's the first thing to come to mind? Not seeing his parents and spending time with them any time he wants, not the nostalgia of prowling around the mall in his early 20s chasing 14-year-old girls, not the site of T's murder where he brutally executed T for Street Fighter toys. Nope, it's Gino's Pizza or whatever the fuck goombah trash Italian joints he loves, where they make 100% totally authentic Italian pizza using dough imported straight from Napoli, and the sauce is made with tomatoes brought back from the Old Country.

Oh and don't forget they are* the only authentic Italian restaurants in the world, nowhere else, not even on the boot of Italy, that make food as good as in CT.

Edit* Dyslexic Grammar

 

[neger psykolog]

DSP is fat

 

[Pargon]

DSP is fat

(At) null: feature dis shit

 

[neger psykolog]

(At) null: feature dis shit

Let's try tagging another mod who maybe won't kill us: @Trombonista

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

So in the game two guys are having a tender, brotherly moment, and Phil's mind immediately goes to gay sex. This man is a closeted faggot.

 

[Pargon]

Let's try tagging another mod who maybe won't kill us: @Trombonista

ayo I don no dis nibba, he ain’t even from round here

 

[Trombonista]

Let's try tagging another mod who maybe won't kill us: @Trombonista

DSP's been fat for years. I'm not featuring this.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Thread 'Would you date someone with a severely wonky eye?'

May 30, 2025

Everything else about her is perfect. She's got lovely lips, is generously proportioned in the bust and she keeps a photo of Hermann Goring in her purse.

Would her unruly, wandering eye be a problem for you?

• Turquoise
• Replies: 50
• Forum: General Discussion

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Women asked the same question said, "Only for Pesos, lechón."

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Lmao technicals used the recent "if I dont ask for support I dont get support" clip in his latest video, twice. Internet loves him now right guys?

Got any clips?