Cobra Commander

>Motivation was to restore reptilian rule to the overworld
>Ran his operations out of Springfield Illinois, which was based for personal reasons
>was actually a reptilian and lisped so hard you could say he was in a glass closet
Nope, not relatable
Darth Vader

>Motivation was to be space Rudolph Hess the spergy sidekick to the big bad
>Looked cool
>until I saw him under the mask in jedi
>and then I saw the prequels
I was raised a well adjusted blonde kid in the 80s so I always identified with Luke
Lord Dread

>Motivation was the need to make the world cyberpunk
>believed that opsec was making every weak spot on his blink fashing red
Pass, captain power was cooler
Megatron

>Motivation was his hatred for the other members of his species on a distant alien planet
>Killed Optimus Prime
Unforgiveable
Venom

>Motivation was to skinwalk as the guy who gets to bang Mary jane
I'd rather just be Peter
Doomsday

>Motivation was to kill everything
Scared the shit out of me
Magneto

>Motivation was to subjugate homo sapiens in the service of homo superior
Gay
The smoking man

>Motivation was power and nicotine
Fair but I'd rather be Mulder