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Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets
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This is very accurate.
Remove the pooning from the picture, imagine instead she's just a hardcore addict who does shit like steal grandma's jewelry and her baby sister's piggybank to score. And that she had gotten her brother hooked too, and was trying to worm her way in to get at her baby sister. Looking at it that way, we clearly see someone who is just a bad seed, a curse upon her family.
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Yep - add to that it compounds the issue of people like Vicky to take accountability for her behavior.
Because of course it wasn't her fault - the devil made her do it! Blah blah, whatever. Take some fucking accountability to your actions.
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Girl, if you don't have endometriosis, I'm not sure you can compare the cramping. I'm pretty sure your womb is suffering from all the testosterone you take. Didn't Buck Angel have something like that? I know she had issues with her vagina drying out too. Though it also wouldn't surprise me if you're just constipated given your diet of no vegetables, total lack of movement, and enjoyment of opiates.
And you are the most delicate little disabled, immunocompromised flower in the world, how did you expect not to experience some discomfort while on your hotel jaunt?
And given you're not on the streets, how is it different lounging around in a hotel room compared to your squalid bedroom?
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Is she still taking T? If you take it long term at the standard dose it's supposed to stop menstrual cycles. That's half the appeal for a lot of the pooners we see in the zoo.
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I tend to think you're right. You can see pieces of this pop up in the way she retells her issues with her parents.
She had issues with disordered eating: fuck you, mum, I actually have Celiacs and have to avoid food for days at a time and then gorge on junk food.
She had issues with keeping her room clean and presentable, a common issue for rich kids: fuck you, mum, I'm actually profoundly disabled and suffering from chronic fatigue
She had issues accepting negative feedback: fuck you, mum. I'm temporarily non verbal.
There's a lot more going on with her, because normal lazy rich kids don't wind up mutilating themselves like Vicky did. But I suspect a huge element of her behaviour stems from her lying about the reasons she is lazy and ill disciplined, and then doubling down on those lies when her parents questioned her. It's astounding to me that she got the sign off for the power chair from a fucking psychiatrist of all things, while all the doctors with relevant credentials told her she didn't need it. She really fucked up what would have been a very comfortable and sheltered life, pretty much for nothing.
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It was a fucking physiatrist, who definitely should have known even better than a psychiatrist what a fucked up idea the chair was.
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Oh my god this bitch makes me so MATI. Every little bone in my body spiked with Seething rage at that private apartment post. Does she not realise how lucky she is to even be considered for that?? She doesnt even consider the people that are stuck without the rich parent security net. Actually feel like yelling at my computer at the futility of it all that someone can be this way and get carried but decent people get shafted. Cold shower time. This really has made me reflect on all of the things in my life that are blessings. Im kind of thankful for that. When it all comes down to it, shes really just a thinner Polissa who has killed less cats.
The University larp is pure lunacy. How much do people theorize/know shes in debt?
The University larp is pure lunacy. How much do people theorize/know shes in debt?
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How in the absolute fuck did a psychiatrist have the authority to get her a power chair? Do insurance companies just not care what kind of doctor is making these recommendations?
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@Zemblan Physics was right. I mixed my doctors up. It was a physiatrist, not a psychiatrist. My bad
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I might be out of line here but it is my opinion that whoever came up with the word "physiatrist" to describe a genuine type of health professional needs to be personally deported to El Salvador.
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I mean… Maybe she does at this point? We don’t know exactly how much she has fucked with her body between muscular atrophy, hormones and eating disorder.
Yeah, see here’s the thing about Benadryl. And certain other cheap “hallucinogens”.
In high enough doses, it’s a DELIRIANT. You know like “Delirium tremens”? Instead of seeing pretty colors and wavy walls, the hallucinations you experience feel and seem REAL.
If you’re some high schooler looking for a fun and easy trip, do not! A 12 hour delirium isn’t something I’d wish on my worst enemy. Save your money and go see some local hippies for a proper hallucinogen or whatever. Unless you’re Vicky in which case go right ahead. I want to see you drive your power chair into the river because you’re trying to escape from rats.
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This isn't going to make you any less MATI, but....
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When your parents pay for everything and you're too useless to fill out paperwork, that's how it goes. Bitch probably has a net worth higher than at least half of the farms.
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It does appear that's she's been taking out student loans and maxing out the amount she can take. She honestly would have been better off just maxing out several credit cards and defaulting if she wanted a year of tendies in bed and animal crossing that badly tbh.
The accessible apartment kabuki is a ploy to get her parents or the state of new York to provide her with a permanent free housing solution. Temp student sublets won't do because fall semester and the last stretch of her overextended grace period are approaching and she needs someplace she can't be evicted from.
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My cousin probably permanently fucked himself up this way. Hard to say for sure because he was a "quirky guy" to start with. But during his Erowid phase when we were in high school, after eating his mom's plants and trying in vain to get his hands on some mushrooms, he took an entire box of some supposedly safer antihistamine along with a few shots of DXM, and spent the weekend screaming and trying to swat all the bugs while the walls melted.
To keep this on topic- Vicky, have you tried DXM?
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I think it's okay to realize that some people are just born fucked up, and they don't need a pathology behind it. There isn't a diagnosis, medication, program, or therapy that will ever fix a certain segment of the population--they are simply not compatible with life.
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Scrolled through her billion retweets to see if she's posted any milk.
She is comparing wherever she's sleeping now, presumably still an NYC hotel, to the tail of a plane that crashed in the Andes. That provided shelter from brutal high-altitude conditions If she was actually on the street I'd give her a pass despite NY weather being pretty balmy right now, but we know she's not.
I wonder if her dream reflects some subconscious anxiety about not graduating, probably because failing would make the bank of Mum and Dad less generous. Or maybe she still thinks she can be a professor despite finding flat hunting grueling so actually wants to graduate eventually.
And then using some bullshit astrology tweet to remind everyone "woe is me I'm homeless." She's never had a grueling obligation in her life.
She is comparing wherever she's sleeping now, presumably still an NYC hotel, to the tail of a plane that crashed in the Andes. That provided shelter from brutal high-altitude conditions If she was actually on the street I'd give her a pass despite NY weather being pretty balmy right now, but we know she's not.
I wonder if her dream reflects some subconscious anxiety about not graduating, probably because failing would make the bank of Mum and Dad less generous. Or maybe she still thinks she can be a professor despite finding flat hunting grueling so actually wants to graduate eventually.
And then using some bullshit astrology tweet to remind everyone "woe is me I'm homeless." She's never had a grueling obligation in her life.
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This is why she is one of my favorite lolcows. Quality material, top notch.
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-Lying in a hotel bed, eating room temperature sushi with a crushed pot of spicy mayo
"Cannibalism"
"Cannibalism"
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Pooner once again fails to realize astrology is a female interest that men don't take seriously. Does your horoscope say anything about all of the copper wire being ripped out of your power chair while you sleep?