DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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EmpGulcasa said:
The boredom on his face here is egregious even for Phil. He looks truly soulless.
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To be fair that would be the look on my face if I had to play Mario Kart at his age without any friends

I mean I'd enjoy it solo but definitely not something I would enjoy doing as a fucking schedule autism "job"

But don't forget people: that face you see on DSP is definitely not a super obvious sign of depression. DSP is a happy person with a fulfilling life: we know this because he tells this to himself and to us constantly - and we all know that Phil would never, ever lie.
 
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neger psykolog said:
To be fair that would be the look on my face if I had to play Mario Kart at his age without any friends

I mean I'd enjoy it solo but definitely not something I would enjoy doing as a fucking schedule autism "job"

But don't forget people: that face you see on DSP is definitely not a super obvious sign of depression. DSP is a happy person with a fulfilling life: we know this because he tells this to himself and to us constantly - and we all know that Phil would never, ever lie.
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Imagine putting as much effort into burning bridges and being a spiteful prick as you would trying to befriend someone. Phil would be loved by everyone.

Oh wait that’s right. Everyone likes him now. He said so himself.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Well, at least Phil is honest with his gorging.
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Let's check in on how this chill and interactive this Mario Kart session is going for Phil:
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And yes, it's even worse in motion:

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"Gross-out alert!" But he ate the entire thing anyways within minutes. The retard might be addicted to eating fast food at this point. His chill, positive, and engaging content looked like it made him sleep with his eyes opened.
 
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plattschwanz said:
First the KC and Kiwifarms' own MATI paypigs, and now these lolcowlive simpletons start with this shit too? Wow, it just never ends. Forget the infinite money glitch, I want to know how this infinite retard glitch works.
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Here’s a light, thought-provoking starter pack. Let me know when you’re done and I can give you some more





 
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
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Blud looks like he's having a 'Nam flashback. :story:
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Washington. Shit. I'm only in Washington. Every time, I think I'm gonna wake up back in the FGC. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back to the begathons. I'm here for years now. Waiting for a donation. Getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker. And every minute rawphil re-streams, he gets stronger. Each time I look around, my wallet gets a little tighter.

 
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It only took a week for the switch 2 to be memory holed. But the reason I shared the schedule here (outside the stupid picture at the bottom) is how it shows how much Dave loves to dance on graves.

"MindsEye HILARIOUSLY Continues!" it's crazy how this guy is fast to jump on the dogpile of people laughing at that game while still buying it and giving more examples to Devs how they need to put yellow paint everywhere.

The craziest part is he's doing the same thing he did with cyberpunk: getting angry and yelling "It's bugged" at things that arent or playing like a retard and saying it's the game's fault for doing so. Even in a game where the points to critic are clear he manages to fail to find them and instead he invents his own petty reasons to hate the game.

There's a real difference between giving real criticism vs just being a hateful dick yelling slurs at Devs. And yet in Phil's mind it's the same.

As we all know yesterday was just the day one clown mode to farm clips, I'm guessing he'll get just go the cyberpunk way and just insults devs in the next sessions.

For someone as mediocre as him the way he handles mediocre games is just pure irony

It's like if you go to a sandwich shop that has the reputation of using cheap bread and bad lettuce. Everyone online is memeing about the cheap lettuce and bread and yet when you go there to film your vlog you complain about the wrapping paper and the accent of the owner, then eat the sandwich the wrong way and insult the owner because it wasn't explained how to eat a sandwich on the menu.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
Although, his taste in games is truly shit
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This is the funniest thing, because I thought that now he got a gaming pc; he’d actually start to branch-out on his game choice, play some pc games that people have been asking for years. Instead, it’s just the same aaa games, and if he does play popular indie games, he doesn’t finish them. The indie games he does finish usually aren’t very great at all.

Also. The indie games he picks are Abysmal even. - Blue Prince ; South of Midnight ; Killer Frequency ; Coin Game.

He also takes forever to beat games nowadays, it’s the worst of both worlds.
 
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M4dnessind4h34d said:
That! Theres one clip where he's building a character. As soon as the buff build-your-own pops up, he goes all "oooohh" in the most gayest flaming way possible. Catches himself mid ways and switches back to a hushed voice..."umm yeah,.. like it reminds me of my days when I was ripped"
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here you go, bro. phil is a literal faggot
 
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"This... This is my life now...
Having to entertain literal retards every day in the hopes they will give me their Social Security money...
And having nothing to show for it...
The only reprieve i have from this nightmare is those Hogan pulls every night... They remind of the good old days, back when me and Rambo had fun while watching WWE...
Uh... I wonder what's he doing right now...
Maybe i should have not been such an asshole with him, i wish we were still friends..."
*glares at chat*
NO FOR THE UPTEENTH TIME, I WON'T BLOW BUBBLES OR SPIN MY CHAIR, DSPROCKS220! NOW STOP BOTHERING ME AND START SUPPORTING THE STREAM, WE STILL HAVE NOT HIT THE GOAL*
 
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