Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

2:00 Yellowflash claims that Nick told Flash he was being framed by Joe Biden and his men because Nick was single-handedly swinging the 2024 election to Trump.

Now we know who left that cocaine in the White House. Nick and Kayla were swinging with Joe and Dr Jill and Nick carelessly left a bullet in a vestibule outside the West Wing.

When the word leaked out about Nick's coke and Hunter started to get the blame for it, Biden had to frame Nick and send in the Kandiyoshi boys to stitch him up like a kipper.

True facts.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

PAS talking about our favorite narcissists being 2 sides of the same coin.

Why do they now 'want Nick to kill himself'?

Their application to the polycule was denied?

 

[Spergichu]

In fairness this was him repeating what was already in the petition that he was handed. It could be that he's just such a shitty advocate that he didn't realize how odd it would look to highlight that in particular (perhaps because it's the least negative thing in the document)

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Or he coached his kids into saying that because how could they not know drugs were in the house if they were clearly visible from the front door according to the bodycam testimonials. I don't like being this critical of people but Nick has proven multiple times that nothing he says should be given any benefit of the doubt.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I hope Gabe's stream is the killshot for any Dabbleversers still on the fence. It's time for even the pedo- adjacents to drop the act.

 

[Pentamidine]

Or he coached his kids into saying that because how could they not know drugs were in the house if they were clearly visible from the front door according to the bodycam testimonials. I don't like being this critical of people but Nick has proven multiple times that nothing he says should be given any benefit of the doubt.

Yeah obviously the kids are going to deny the drug stuff, even if they aren't coached, because they don't want Mommy and Daddy to get in trouble. What gets me is he isn't reading from the State's document, he's not quoting it he's paraphrasing it from memory. So why even include the "BTW if they test positive it uhhhhh wasn't me, the kids said so"? If he was reading from their document verbatim I might believe that he wasn't trying to get ahead of the positive test, but he basically went out of his way to include that last part so I 100% believe he knew the positive test was coming.

"The kids weren't exposed to drugs - they all said they didn't even know there were drugs in the house" is mitigating. "So if they test positive it must have been the Nanny" is not.

I hope Gabe's stream is the killshot for any Dabbleversers still on the fence. It's time for even the pedo- adjacents to drop the act.

Nick's usefulness to them is over, IMO. He's spilled all the tea he has on Aaron, there's no reason to keep him around any longer. What's more, all he's done recently is get owned by Aaron/Keanu, giving them wins and making Melton's side look bad by comparison, so it's probably about time for them to cut the cord.

 

[anionfarflung]

Nick snorting his little child's prescription medication, then dosing her with cocaine as a substitute is still a strong contender for Nick's pants shitting terror.

Celeste is Nick's mother. It was his mother's prescription.

TBF, you could sometimes find my parents' left-over pills in my medicine cabinet. No, I'm not a pillhead, but I expect the comments anyway.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Their application to the polycule was denied?

nah, nick doesn't have any standards for what he puts his dick in.

 

[RotPockets]

TBF, you could sometimes find my parents' left-over pills in my medicine cabinet. No, I'm not a pillhead, but I expect the comments anyway.

I assumed Valtrex, for “mother’s gift”.

 

[NSA]

We're meant to believe people called CPS thinking his kids were starving TWICE and it was just a misunderstanding? Really?

GRIM

This junkie is starving his kids.

 

[Vibralldo]

The two troglo-dykes calling Nick a narcissist? That's dangerous territory.

2 more women are gonna be yelled at to die very soon

 

[1NpuLs]

I hope Gabe's stream is the killshot for any Dabbleversers still on the fence. It's time for even the pedo- adjacents to drop the act.

i think his only option is another lawsuit against Aaron if Gabes stream is a killshot.

 

[Sloppa]

I hope Gabe's stream is the killshot for any Dabbleversers still on the fence. It's time for even the pedo- adjacents to drop the act.

Nick will have to migrate to being a Neo-Nazi or a M.A.P adjacent Youtube Pro-Tranny Communist.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Noses are red
Fingers are blue
I chokeslam my son
And hit my wife too

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nick's usefulness to them is over, IMO. He's spilled all the tea he has on Aaron, there's no reason to keep him around any longer. What's more, all he's done recently is get owned by Aaron/Keanu, giving them wins and making Melton's side look bad by comparison, so it's probably about time for them to cut the cord.

Melton might snake him but for some reason feel Karl from WATP will extend a helping hand. He's a big Juju worshipper so until Dick has to tell another addict no Karl will stick with him.

 

[Pentamidine]

We're meant to believe people called CPS thinking his kids were starving TWICE and it was just a misunderstanding? Really?

GRIM

This junkie is starving his kids.

I've never in my life known anyone that's called CPS because a kid said they were hungry, and I've heard plenty of kids say they're hungry. What probably happened is the kids were asking for food because they weren't being fed at home, not just kids mildly complaining about being hungry in that moment.

There was a case last year of this happening. Two kids were starved and taped to radiators or something. One of the kids escaped and when he went next door for help, he asked for food and water. I'm not saying Nick's kids were tied to radiators or anything, but I'm saying there's a huge difference between "I'm hungry" and "we don't eat at home, can I have some food"?

 

[not william stenchever]

The two troglo-dykes calling Nick a narcissist? That's dangerous territory.

Let's fuckin GO, BUDDY!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I thought the sons went to a public high school?

No, they go to a private Christian school and that information is easily found by searching this thread.

 

[Vibralldo]

I hope Gabe's stream is the killshot for any Dabbleversers still on the fence. It's time for even the pedo- adjacents to drop the act.

Dabbleverse people were cheering on the pedophile cupholder jokes and sending in AI supertips of Aaron's kid talking about starting an onlyfans

They're as sociopathic as Nick and will do anything to hurt Aaron

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

The forces of Gabe Hoffman encircle der Balldobunker

(I could have made a similar one in the past, haha)

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Can’t I work and be with my family without this thread jumping twenty pages? FFS.

Anyway. Related to the above statement… it’s amazing (funny and weird, even) that I know so many husbands and fathers that don’t have these accusations against them. That don’t have multiple CPS cases on them. That don’t have children that test positive for cocaine, though “one in five do.” That don’t have side pieces, especially in a good marriage. So many that don’t (x).

Hoffman is doing a masterful job of letting Nick “correct the record”. I’ve never heard of a more persecuted man than Nick Rekieta.

I can’t wait until he tells his Full Story.™