Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[squidward tentacles]

What happened to Rammstein anyway? The only recent stuff I can remember is some dweeb on twitter going "erm aassachually chud, they're anti-fascist so they would hate Sonne edit tiktoks" and something about them retiring.

I believe Till is still involved in a bunch of lawsuits about being rapey?

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

I believe Till is still involved in a bunch of lawsuits about being rapey?

European bandmembers when underage groupies:

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

What happened to Rammstein anyway?

They only release shit when they all agree on something, which is apparently an arduous process. The last album took them ten years to make and there is nothing new on the horizon after half a decade. I doubt there will be another one.
Till on the other hand has been very busy with solo projects. First teaming up with some Scandinavian metal producer to form the original Lindemann project, which did some interesting stuff, but they had a falling out and the metal guy openly saying how Till is impossible to work with, a common sentiment.
His record company refused to release his last solo record, so it's in some weird self release with production quality noticably dropping.
All the while Till has been dodging accusations of abusing women, recently settling lawsuits in that regard, and living this weird openly sado-masochist lifestyle that's only getting worse with age.
He really is a lolcow celebrity. Here's an example of how bad he's fallen off, not exactly nsfw, but some of the cringiest shit I've seen from any artist. It's a rap(!) song about how he doesn't like math, as in the school subject, while dressed in a latex school girl costume:

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

The last album took them ten years to make

Any good?

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Any good?

Let's just say that I used to listen to a shit ton of Rammstein back in the day and I only managed to sit through this album once. Easily the worst they've done, the first Lindemann album was better.
The title track is a banger though.

That's the one people appeal to when they want to say Rammstein is anti-racist, because they cast Germania as a black woman.
Lol. I just checked, they actually released a new album in 2022 that I wasn't even aware of, shows you how closely I pay attention to them these days.

 

[squidward tentacles]

Let's just say that I used to listen to a shit ton of Rammstein back in the day and I only managed to sit through this album once. Easily the worst they've done, the first Lindemann album was better.
The title track is a banger though.

That's the one people appeal to when they want to say Rammstein is anti-racist, because they cast Germania as a black woman.
Lol. I just checked, they actually released a new album in 2022 that I wasn't even aware of, shows you how closely I pay attention to them these days.

Deutschland is probably my favorite song of theirs. Music video is sick, song is great, vocals are dramatic.

 

[rat fucker]

It's a rap(!) song about how he doesn't like math, as in the school subject, while dressed in a latex school girl costume:

You forgot to mention it's a featuring with a really try-hard German rapper named haftbefehl and is making fun of 2000 - 2010 era German gangster rap, by making it about something childish and infantile like a dislike of math's and pride of being lowly educated (something that often used to come up in German gangsterrap in the 2000ies)

I like the song in it's own weird way, even if the school girl costume thing is indeed kind of creepy. Till always been a very weird guy who seemed attracted to taboos and weirdness, from him constantly getting killed in some way or humiliated in rammstein videos, his entire solo discography and his writings. At this point I think it's all his not quite hidden fetish.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Blog update:

Spoiler: Text

It is almost the full moon again, and I have been busy preparing. The video below shows me practicing a portion of the Heilung song “Alfadhirhaiti,” which translates to “the honorary names of Óðinn.” My ritual for the full moon will be the day after tomorrow and will be live here.

I have enjoyed my initial explorations of the Slavic pagan faith. I was always intrigued by the designs found on Ukrainian clothing, so imagine my delighted surprise when I find out that they are in fact spells? I have been painting a few of these, known as vyshyvanka, to add to my ritual robe.

I also expect to be moving around the start of the new year, so I am thinking and planning ahead. The housewights (aka tomte or Domovyk) will need to come with me, as it is a brand new building and has none of its own. I am also anticipating that I will need to call on Marquis Andrealphus, the goetic demon who helps close portals, as I will not want any entities tormenting whoever moves into my home. Finally, I will write a letter and ask the management to give it to the new tenant, if possible, to tell them to take care of the garden that I am leaving behind. Many of the plants in it are perennials and will keep reappearing each season long after I am gone.

On the mundane front, I am preparing for pride! As an organization, I will be attending Chenango County Pride and this year I am doing t-shirts! If you are in the area, stop by and pick up a shirt in your size.

That’s it for now. Stay strong and proud!

Leaving her plants behind, like a true Earth loving druid who identifies as plant-kin.

She's been on reddit a lot:

I used to get mocked for them by truscum and exclusionist types on Tumblr who thought I was "too old" for xenogenders or coining my own labels (for context, I was in my late 20s at the time).

LOL. Accidentally looking like a white supremacist, yet again. Must be something to that...


If only she found out that she has Chinese ancestry, the milk would be so much better.


Getting her misinformation from Ghost Adventures, smh.


'Infighting.' You love it, admit it. No idea if she is engaging in that behaviour because I don't know how TikTok works.


OK.


Unverified personal gubbins.


No1cur.


Could be talking about herself.


DISGUSTANG. Use something other than Heads And Shoulders.


You let your cat get obese and picked your last cat's paws.


Staph sounding like a mens' rights activist.


OK.


If there are stray cats in her neighbourhood, why didn't she adopt one of those instead of putting herself through the adoption saga?


She is still enjoying the juvenile Rammstein shit. However...

It's Buck Dich, not Buch. She has gone lax with her 'hyper fixation.'


Reminder of the time she was possessed by MJ and said 'they messed with the wrong nigger.'


Défense mode. 'I astral travel up and down Yggdrasil myself' is giving 'I'm something of a scientist myself.'


Can't help but read this as 'Rodney.' Another book bought to half read.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

OK.

Those tiny ants are called Piss Ants, like...everyone calls them that. They're also called Sugar Ants and Pharoah Ants.

 

[brooky]

It's not weird for older people to call a TV remote a "changer" either.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Those tiny ants are called Piss Ants, like...everyone calls them that. They're also called Sugar Ants and Pharoah Ants.

Yeah but Stapphy is just excited about getting to say 'piss'.

 

[often puzzled]

She's just had so little exposure to anyone outside her own family that she assumes everything about her family is unique. She never has conversations with friends, never makes idle chitchat in the break room, never has any actual discussions with other humans (limited-character exchanges on social media don't count, especially the way she conducts them).

She's now blocked by 512:



And she's blocking an impressive 1,471:

 

[Spangled Drongo]

LOL. Accidentally looking like a white supremacist, yet again. Must be something to that...

Once again ignoring The Brown in favour of her pasty yt roots. Nana Nora's accidental racism strikes again.

If only she found out that she has Chinese ancestry, the milk would be so much better.

Can any of the people who have access to her family tree confirm/deny if she has Lithuanian in her or is she pulling that one out of her unwashed hairy ass to dodge any accusations of appropriation? Wouldn't be the first time but I love how she's basically taking every major European pagan religion and uwu-ifying it, justifying it as 'muh ancestry' while staying the hell away from the dirty brown ones. She's already had an Irish phase so my bets are on Basque or Sami for her next claimed identity if she really wants those oppression points.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

"My grandmother would drink, she'd womanize. She made crazy claims like she invented the question mark. In the summer we'd make meat helmets."

Those tiny ants are called Piss Ants

So, I looked up the etymology of pissant and it turns out it has been in use since the middle ages, but originally it was pisse-mire. Mire is from the Old Norse for ant: "maurr". The term was used for hill building ants because the hills had an acrid smell and the ants a bad attitude if you bothered their hills. Chaucer still used it in its original form:
"He is as angry as a pissemyre,
Though þat he haue al that he kan desire."
Eventually the english "ant" replaced "mire" leading to the modern pissant.

 

[Chromeo]

Those tiny ants are called Piss Ants, like...everyone calls them that. They're also called Sugar Ants and Pharoah Ants.

I'd never heard sugar ants called "piss ants," I just knew about the insult term pissant. Had no idea it was tied into actual ants. But of course Stephanie loves the term that involves pee.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Reminder! Staph is doing a livestream today, at 2 PM (her time).
For my fellow Britbongs in this thread, that's 7 PM.

I wonder if she will do it in the park? I hope so, especially if she's going to be singing.
Tune in here!

 

[brooky]

my bets are on Basque or Sami for her next claimed identity if she really wants those oppression points.

Definitely Sami. They're lily white, but they're also considered Indigenous and they're part of the circumpolar community of cultures along with the Inuit. They're also a very small population.

The Basque are basically POC from the Mediterranean. Too brown for her.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Definitely Sami. They're lily white, but they're also considered Indigenous and they're part of the circumpolar community

They also have known connections to the Norse and are a touching point for the East Siberian shamanism that she's already taking her throat singing from, so that's just tactically sound cultural appropriation at this point.

In a ritual adapted from the book "Queer Rites: A Magickal Grimoire to Honor Your Milestones with Pride" by Enfys J. Book, I use wyrdwork to raise and send courage to my queer family.

From the author of "Queer Qabala" and "Sagittarius Witch: Unlock the Magic of Your Sun Sign" comes:

And check your preconceived notions, because could you possibly have expected the author would look anything like this?

Enfys J. Book (they/them)

an author, priestx, blogger, teacher, performer, singer, songwriter, and comedian. They are the author of the GOLD COVR award-winning "Queer Qabala: Nonbinary, Genderfluid, Omnisexual Mysticism & Magick" (Llewellyn, June 2022), a founding member of the "funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band The Misbehavin' Maidens, the creator of a website on queer magick called majorarqueerna.com, and the host of a podcast called "4 Quick Q's: Book Talk with Enfys," where they interview pagan authors using questions determined by a roll of the dice. They have taught many classes on Tarot, Hermetic Qabala, and queering one’s magical practice at conferences and events around the United States. As a nonbinary, bisexual pagan and performer, Enfys employs a queer lens to break down limiting binaries in magickal practice, and advocates for bi-, trans-, non-binary/genderqueer-, queer-, and asexual-visibility and inclusion through their writing and music.

And she's in a band
""I Wanna Make Out With You at Cons" by the Misbehavin' Maidens, with subtitles & ASL interpretation"

An "Alphabet Song" about sex work. A is for Anal.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Witches, get hyped!

She got a new belt out of Ukraine. She traveled up and down Yggdrasil to meet her distant ancestor who was also a seidrmann and clearly autistic because he would only allow Yarrow to hug him. It is unclear how he reproduced, maybe Yarrow is her own great great grand madr.
Lots of reading from her new book, not that interesting. Some poetry that sounded almost ok. Appeals to keeping the queers safe in these trying times. Music performance much like during practice. I think she says Loki "forces her" to finish the drink? Burns some incence in the end.
Tealight with toes/ poetry for the gods:

The casting of the runes:

We be drummin:

She keeps forgetting the lyrics and has to check:

"This pretty much concludes the rite"

"For anyone who joined I thank you, even if you came here with not the best intentions. Your presence still empowered the rite."

See you next time, seidrmadr.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph is LIVE. Doing a ritual inside, using a pizza box altar on her upholstered sofa. The broken front tooth looks way worse. With the runes scrawled on her face, she looks like a crack head.


ETA: She said she buys 'custom made' tea lights. The seller takes requests of what god to dedicate them to. I imagine the seller bulk buys from a cheap shop, claims they're hand made, and makes a fortune from bougie bitches like Staph.


What the fuck is that grip on her cup. Its truly exceptional.

The drumming has commenced. I am bracing myself for the singing.

I couldn't get into the groove of it because she kept forgetting the words and checking.

She fully put her hand down her pants to scratch her arse/pull them up.

The fire on her pizza box altar is getting out of control. I've been on the edge of my seat waiting for one of her patches next to it to catch fire. I'll be checking her socials later to find out if her apartment burned down.

Stream has ended. It's private but I imagine it will be available to replay tomorrow for anyone who missed it. You didn't miss much.