Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Programmer Socks]

eta: it seems that one could create some kind of game using these pics as the playing cards...the rules escape me at the moment, as they have apparently escaped Anna too.

Anna Top Trumps would be amazing. You might need to be a Brit of a certain vintage to remember these. Very popular in the late 70s/Early 80s in schools.

 

[PigFarm]

Probably going to be rated late and gay but I've been reading for awhile, and apparently missed a core aspect of lore.

Why do we think she's a total lush? Her typos and glazed over eyes read to me more like a fat and depressed retard who's on painkillers and benzos for being fat and depressed.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Anna will turn anything flowy, ruffled, ruched, or shirred into a bodycon because she's a fat orb.

and because she seems to insist on buying the wrong size.

 

[head lamb]

Why do we think she's a total lush?

Red splotchy pie face, accelerated aging, obnoxious, fat.

Hydrocodone = 0 calories. 750ml wine = ~700 calories.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Probably going to be rated late and gay but I've been reading for awhile, and apparently missed a core aspect of lore.

Why do we think she's a total lush? Her typos and glazed over eyes read to me more like a fat and depressed retard who's on painkillers and benzos for being fat and depressed.

She has been shown with tons of alcohol and used to admit to drinking. Some videos showed her definitely drunk.

 

[HamFan]

The wine advent calendar review is one where she got drunk on camera.

She just started hiding it, and lying about "rarely drinking" at some point.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

And then she took her dad to a distillery because Buffalo Trace is “his drink” and then she had a ton of Buffalo Trace in the pantry. Didn’t she also have a liquor cart at one point?

 

[vlcsr]

And then she took her dad to a distillery because Buffalo Trace is “his drink” and then she had a ton of Buffalo Trace in the pantry. Didn’t she also have a liquor cart at one point?

We also kept tabs on the liquor in her liquor cart steadily decreasing for a while before she caught on and memory-holed alcohol altogether. But she was a flagrant and unapologetic drinker for many years and there’s no reason to believe she’s changed.

(The liquor cart was at the princess castle if I recall correctly.)

 

[slungus22]

 

[GenociderSyo]

Great product placement

 

[Scrumption]

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I’ve been patiently waiting for spoonie Anna to show up. It was never a question of “if”, but “when”.

 

[Miltank]

 

[slungus22]

 

[brooky]

she is the most unfuckable woman I’ve ever seen and I watch chantal

Chantal would at least enjoy it on some level. She's a true hedonist. Anna would be making her disgust face or braying her nervous laugh the entire time. I've never seen anyone more sex repulsed.

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This is the exact face I meant.

 

[pippeyyy]

Kate made a masterpiece here.

https://youtu.be/8H23XvHYfCM?

(I'm a mobile fag, no bully)

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

eta: it seems that one could create some kind of game using these pics as the playing cards...the rules escape me at the moment, as they have apparently escaped Anna too.

I'm a phone fag but someone with skills make a 3 piece flip card book, head, torso, legs to switch, like so

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

I'm convinced she's never going to show us her arms, she'll hide those scars for as long as possible.

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Not a good angle hun, no one wants to see that.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Scars often are tender but getting some sun and air on them might help. I dunno, I've never had the meat hacked off my arms. She's not going to get in pool and move around, she's going to baby those scars forever and they'll always be sensitive.

 

[cybercybe]

She thinks she's an Olympic athlete now.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

As much as I'd like to say 'hey, good for you, Anna'....

Maybe she should've followed the damned directions for using the stupid dynamometer correctly.

You're not suppose to flail around. The elbow is suppose to remain at a 90 degree angle. Your upper arm is to remain stationary, parallel with your upper body, and your forearm parallel with the floor. The wrist is to remain stationary, with the hand in line with the arm. Any alteration from this position results in an inaccurate reading, which is typically registered higher than true grip strength due to angular differences resulting in contracted tendon pull range.

Also, the $30 hand dynamometer she ordered from Amazon has a +/- 1 lb accuracy range. Acceptable for a low price. If I was a faggot I'd order one for comparison, but instead I'll just happily use my hand squeeze trainer and fuck right off.