Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[REGENDarySumanai]

This fat fuck is so entitled. Taking photos of people who are likely doing something productive (unlike him) while he slumps over in the passenger seat.

It's actually insane to me how out of touch old Jack is.

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I wouldn't be surprised if those vehicles are going to work.

 

[a terminal posture]

Man, oh man. You go for months with middling Jack content and assume he's too stroked out to ever make anything good again and just out of nowhere he knocks it out of the park with this one. Jack decides to find out if the supermarket is trying to rip you off by shorting you on meat vs what's on the package, and does this by weighting/counting a bunch of different factory packaged foods and non foods including the meat, which was clearly ground and packaged off-site. He counts the six pack of Zebra Cakes to make sure they're not shorting you! He displays no knowledge of 'mean' and 'standard deviation'! He explains to you that he is zeroing out the weight of the bowl so it isn't included in the food weight! This man is in his fifties! Dear lord! This is a must-watch.

 

[Marc]

Jack is increasingly reminding me of those remarkable chickens and cows that lose most of their heads above the brain stem, yet persist to carry on in their meager, doldrum routines for a time until the rest of the body finally shuts down.

Edit: The video is premised upon the fat, stupid fuck pretending that Walmart would - for no reason, whatsoever - willingly short themselves food they've purchased from distributors falsifying shipment weights for no reason, whatsoever...before perpetrating a separate act of fraud by selling the mislabeled/shorted merchandise to Jack. And his idea of "investigation...investigative journalism" is Tammy buying random bullshit such as nails and cheerios for Jack to manually count for the sake of confirming that...indeed; the contents match up with the legally binding text on the package. Every, single item scored at Wally World was [surprise!] accurately labeled, and the guy who lies about standing up is taking credit for it. I guess.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Man, oh man. You go for months with middling Jack content and assume he's too stroked out to ever make anything good again and just out of nowhere he knocks it out of the park with this one. Jack decides to find out if the supermarket is trying to rip you off by shorting you on meat vs what's on the package, and does this by weighting/counting a bunch of different factory packaged foods and non foods including the meat, which was clearly ground and packaged off-site. He counts the six pack of Zebra Cakes to make sure they're not shorting you! He displays no knowledge of 'mean' and 'standard deviation'! He explains to you that he is zeroing out the weight of the bowl so it isn't included in the food weight! This man is in his fifties! Dear lord! This is a must-watch.

Jack is a retard (shocker, I know). Packaged meat can lose weight through losing water/blood/etc after being packed. So if you take it out of the package, it will likely weigh a bit less

 

[Dondeld Dock]

This fat fuck is so entitled. Taking photos of people who are likely doing something productive (unlike him) while he slumps over in the passenger seat.

It's actually insane to me how out of touch old Jack is.

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Other people that are not Jack and not disabled fat fucks: *exists*
Jack: DONT YOU GO TO WORK?????

 

[myhairisonfire]

Man, oh man. You go for months with middling Jack content and assume he's too stroked out to ever make anything good again and just out of nowhere he knocks it out of the park with this one. Jack decides to find out if the supermarket is trying to rip you off by shorting you on meat vs what's on the package, and does this by weighting/counting a bunch of different factory packaged foods and non foods including the meat, which was clearly ground and packaged off-site. He counts the six pack of Zebra Cakes to make sure they're not shorting you! He displays no knowledge of 'mean' and 'standard deviation'! He explains to you that he is zeroing out the weight of the bowl so it isn't included in the food weight! This man is in his fifties! Dear lord! This is a must-watch.

This whole video would be a great project for a 4th grade science fair or home economics class. Teaches the kids how to navigate a grocery store, read package labeling, use a food scale, record data, and present to an audience.

Says a lot about Jacks mental age.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Man, oh man. You go for months with middling Jack content and assume he's too stroked out to ever make anything good again and just out of nowhere he knocks it out of the park with this one. Jack decides to find out if the supermarket is trying to rip you off by shorting you on meat vs what's on the package, and does this by weighting/counting a bunch of different factory packaged foods and non foods including the meat, which was clearly ground and packaged off-site. He counts the six pack of Zebra Cakes to make sure they're not shorting you! He displays no knowledge of 'mean' and 'standard deviation'! He explains to you that he is zeroing out the weight of the bowl so it isn't included in the food weight! This man is in his fifties! Dear lord! This is a must-watch.

That's an awful lot of shurgur for a household that considers it a poison worse than arsenic. Hopefully Jack doesn't eat the box of nails just like he doesn't eat all that other crap.

 

[AnOminous]

He counts the six pack of Zebra Cakes to make sure they're not shorting you!

He ate all of those the instant the video was over, the fat bastard. He probably just shoved each one whole into his mouth and gargled it down while the cream oozed out onto his face.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Ke1gTYdoumg

 

[Adamska]

Man, oh man. You go for months with middling Jack content and assume he's too stroked out to ever make anything good again and just out of nowhere he knocks it out of the park with this one. Jack decides to find out if the supermarket is trying to rip you off by shorting you on meat vs what's on the package, and does this by weighting/counting a bunch of different factory packaged foods and non foods including the meat, which was clearly ground and packaged off-site. He counts the six pack of Zebra Cakes to make sure they're not shorting you! He displays no knowledge of 'mean' and 'standard deviation'! He explains to you that he is zeroing out the weight of the bowl so it isn't included in the food weight! This man is in his fifties! Dear lord! This is a must-watch.

Last I checked they measure meat cuts by the weight when processed or packaged, and the price per pound is just a guideline for you the customer, just in case the listed price is a bit off due to it being like 1.1 pounds or 0.92 pounds. Same logic as when you deal with stuff like fruits that you bag yourself.

This is essentially the only time a "Playing With Your Food" episode was actually interesting, and that's just due to Jack being a seething retard who's scared he might being paying more money for more meat and snacks. It's also something he's only doing because I bet his dickhead brother Charles told him about a concept called shrinkflation, and it's making him tantrum and shit himself in fear at the idea. You're like two or three years late to the idea again Jack. Same with that fucking quiche crap you steal from carnie tiktoks.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That's an awful lot of shurgur for a household that considers it a poison worse than arsenic. Hopefully Jack doesn't eat the box of nails just like he doesn't eat all that other crap.

He ate all of those the instant the video was over, the fat bastard. He probably just shoved each one whole into his mouth and gargled it down while the cream oozed out onto his face.

Oh yeah, you just know that fat ass shoved that sugary trash down his gullet the second the camera was off and will still pretend to be carnivore dieting.

also lol this comment is accurate:

 

[Buck Mullet]

At 2:25 Jack bitches about how tiny the cakes are and says they're personal sized... yeah, for him. Most of the cakes look like they could be cut into 8-10 normal sized slices, even the smaller ones cut into fourths would be considered four servings. He's such an insufferable glutton.

 

[Kokenami]

At 2:25 Jack bitches about how tiny the cakes are and says they're personal sized... yeah, for him. Most of the cakes look like they could be cut into 8-10 normal sized slices, even the smaller ones cut into fourths would be considered four servings. He's such an insufferable glutton.

I imagine Jack eats cake by just shoving the entire cake in his mouth.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Man, oh man. You go for months with middling Jack content and assume he's too stroked out to ever make anything good again and just out of nowhere he knocks it out of the park with this one. Jack decides to find out if the supermarket is trying to rip you off by shorting you on meat vs what's on the package, and does this by weighting/counting a bunch of different factory packaged foods and non foods including the meat, which was clearly ground and packaged off-site. He counts the six pack of Zebra Cakes to make sure they're not shorting you! He displays no knowledge of 'mean' and 'standard deviation'! He explains to you that he is zeroing out the weight of the bowl so it isn't included in the food weight! This man is in his fifties! Dear lord! This is a must-watch.

A "REAL" investigation with at least some merit would be if he took one of those little debbies and burned them in a food calorimetry experiment to investigate if he's really getting all the fat he paid for and so desperately craves. Nobody cares that 12 donuts x whatever grams = approx. what is on the box. The measured caloric content (even as a rough estimate) compared to the stated content would be infinitely more valuable knowledge; regardless, no human being should be eating any of that shit to begin with. Those are snacks for obese 8 year olds. Nobody over the age of 12 should be eating those.

I am surprised he didn't sneak a chomp off one of those cakes, flipped it around so the camera didn't see the bite, then weighed it and said "SEE! 20 GRAMS LESS! WE'RE GETTING ROBBED! DEEP STATE!"

8:19 Jack the Alchemist manages to turn an 87 g little debbie cake into an 89 kg cake. He made God step aside so he could upset the very balance of nature.

10:52 Rainman counts nails. Nails that he can't even use because his wanker's claw won't let him hold a nail and a hammer. Another tax write-off I guess.

Wasn't he bitching earlier today about people not being at work? I guarantee NONE of the people in the photo he (or Tammy) took went home and measured fruit rollups.

 

[AnOminous]

also lol this comment is accurate:

What a filthy fucking animal. And of course he leaves it in.

 

[Walter Molinski]

I start my workday at 8am from home. Light work, but work. Things like Organizing and knocking out things checking in on my teams progress and accuracy. I head into the physical office some time between 10-11am, combining an rpearly lunch to run errands etc. i get to the physical office around 11-12 and stay until 5:30-6.

This allows me to skip the commute traffic entirely and put in a 6-7 hour block of time of productivity uninterrupted by lunch etc, while benefiting from WFH things like laundry and managing kids activities, etc, a leisurely lunch, and zero traffic stress. All of this while making a measurable impact on the health systems that keep Jack’s fat ass alive.

But I apparently get in Jack’s way…

Real men work a thirty minute shift in the kitchen cooking up peak slop that only Jack's tainted tongue will be able to find palatable, all the while he's sweating to walk down and get his disability check from the mailbox, these slackers better get their shit together and not staying in traffic.

 

[Super Hans v2]

It's also something he's only doing because I bet his dickhead brother Charles told him about a concept called shrinkflation, and it's making him tantrum and shit himself in fear at the idea. You're like two or three years late to the idea again Jack.

Okay, but that's something that was one pound a box turning into fifteen ounces but costing the same, not the people at Kellogg's being insidious bastards and systematically shorting everybody an average of a quarter ounce a box. But Jack probably heard 'less fud,' shit himself in rage, and called the TamHammobile at 10 am on a weekday to immediately prove the fuckers at Wal-Mart a bunch of cheats.

 

[souschef]

Oh yeah, you just know that fat ass shoved that sugary trash down his gullet the second the camera was off and will still pretend to be carnivore dieting.

also lol this comment is accurate:
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Jack is why the shart in mart meme was born

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack is a retard (shocker, I know). Packaged meat can lose weight through losing water/blood/etc after being packed. So if you take it out of the package, it will likely weigh a bit less

The package of ground beef he bought was labeled as 36 oz, he weighted it at 35 oz. He thought it was 2 pounds because he didn't bother to read the label so he believed he got 3 oz extra! Walmart ain't giving you free beef, champ!

It's also something he's only doing because I bet his dickhead brother Charles told him about a concept called shrinkflation, and it's making him tantrum and shit himself in fear at the idea.

No. There have been incidents where the butchers dept at supermarkets have faked weights on meat packaged in store. Wal-mart even got sued for this:

• The purchase of weighed meat, poultry, seafood, or qualifying bagged citrus fruits must have been made in a physical brick and mortar Walmart store such as a Walmart Supercenter, a Walmart retail store, or a Walmart neighborhood market anywhere in the United States, or Puerto Rico.

 

[AltisticRight]

This fat fuck is so entitled. Taking photos of people who are likely doing something productive (unlike him) while he slumps over in the passenger seat.

It's actually insane to me how out of touch old Jack is.

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This fat fuck is so worthless and nasty. Maybe people start work late, many people's jobs are on the road. A good percentage of them were probably driving from one workplace to another, or their client's place, or a site.
He's never had a job.