Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Candidae]

I swear I read something about how too much estrogen can make hair frizzy and just look/feel like shit. I guess that would explain why so many troons have godawful hair.

These men also have no clue how to change their habits with longer hair. With longer hair you need to worry about your length getting visibly dry and damaged more easily. Short haired men can do a 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner and look ok but you just can't with longer hair and need to figure out what actually works for you. Also I'm pretty sure he straightens it without taking protective measures. I also think he avoids having to re-style it often by not showering and getting it wet often which might help with the heat damage but doesn't benefit the hair overall. Especially as sweat needs to be washed from the hair and scalp for its health

The hair near his scalp is what's wet so I'm assuming this is a sweaty post-gym selfie in his car. I don't think this man realises that women don't tend to workout in full paint but if they're the type to do so, they will still shower the sweat off even if it means redoing the work. They don't take shortcuts to avoid reapplying makeup and restyling their hair. It's their thing and they put in the work to look impeccable at every moment. Not awkwardly let their sweaty hair dry onto their face to try keeping the "style" intact. Especially if a straightener was required to get it this way. Also who wants their sweaty hair stuck to their forehead? That's what hair ties are for. Female wrestlers don't make every practice a dress rehearsal, they train practically and keep their hair away from the eyes. I can only imagine the state of his skin and scalp if this is as common as it seems from his various posts

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Dark Sheik, the other tranny who's facing Joey at Hoodslam on June 6, decided to call Joey in this awkward ass video to wish Joey Goodnight.

Some other wrestler is retiring and Joey wants to wrestle him before he retires.

Besides that Joey is excited about the new Fantastic 4 movie, and says that he has the body of a woman when we all know that's a lie.

Some fan made this art of Joey.

And Joey has been excited about his new hair color that he posted a picture of himself in a bikini to celebrate.

Spoiler: Man wearing a bikini (NSFW)

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

A bit off-topic but the twitter account for the Queen of the Ring movie mentioned that the biological female characters were played by biological females and whoo-boy the troon dick suckers are pitching a fit. https://x.com/QOTRmovie/status/1921717602285408471

Why the fuck would any of them be troons? I know their delusional, but my God this stupid on such a level that I can't even describe.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey's return match has been uploaded onto Youtube in full. I think the most notable thing is I think this is the same commentator that was commenting for that CerealMan match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6kI6tVjoco

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I don't know why Joey keeps meeting with people for photos all it does is show how much of a man he is.

 

[Snack Cracker]

So Joey's debuted his new hair color, and while its more natural than the previous ones (not natural for Filipinos like Joey), it still looks bad like he doesn't wash his hair.
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There's also some more training videos he's done.
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Oh wow, bro completely fried his hair to the point of no return.

He’s Filipino so he already has a lot of melanin in his hair which takes more bleaching to lift to blonde, but then he put black (box which is lower quality than salon) hair color over top of his naturally very dark brown hair.

Then he bleached it trying to remove the box black, and red is notoriously hard to remove from the hair shaft.
The reason it looks stringy and piece-y and like it needs washed is because you can’t pick and choose on removing pigment and protein from the hair with bleaching.
He took damn near all of the protein out of his hair, so the ends are limp because he’s colored them multiple times in addition to bleaching this time, and the top is matte with no shine because again, protein/keratin is what gives the hair shaft structure and shine.

Really should have just bought a wig because it’s going to quickly start breaking off at the ends at this point and thinning on top now, and his hair was in bad shape before as evidenced by the lack of shine and texture.
It’s at the point now that when his hair is wet it looks like spaghetti or ramen noodles, and if he brushes it regularly when it’s wet he’s going to have hair clotted up in the hairbrush or comb.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Oh wow, bro completely fried his hair to the point of no return.

He’s Filipino so he already has a lot of melanin in his hair which takes more bleaching to lift to blonde, but then he put black (box which is lower quality than salon) hair color over top of his naturally very dark brown hair.

Then he bleached it trying to remove the box black, and red is notoriously hard to remove from the hair shaft.
The reason it looks stringy and piece-y and like it needs washed is because you can’t pick and choose on removing pigment and protein from the hair with bleaching.
He took damn near all of the protein out of his hair, so the ends are limp because he’s colored them multiple times in addition to bleaching this time, and the top is matte with no shine because again, protein/keratin is what gives the hair shaft structure and shine.

Really should have just bought a wig because it’s going to quickly start breaking off at the ends at this point and thinning on top now, and his hair was in bad shape before as evidenced by the lack of shine and texture.
It’s at the point now that when his hair is wet it looks like spaghetti or ramen noodles, and if he brushes it regularly when it’s wet he’s going to have hair clotted up in the hairbrush or comb.

He’s also dyed his hair pink and blue before so that probably makes it even worse for him. In a few years Joey’s gonna have a worse hairline than Bathrobe Dwane.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

He looks like a scarecrow.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So some Chicago-based indie is bringing in wrestlers like Effy to their events, and it looks like they are trying to bring Joey as well.

Joey's also had a crashout again and is extremely demoralized about the current situation of troons like himself, crying about how a-logs were fucking with him and how they were celebrating the death of some teenager who trooned out (My best guess is he's talking about Dagny Benedict the pooner who was causing trouble unless another troon teen killed themselves).

 

[Lick the Ball]

There was a popular (I guess) troon on Twitter that offed himself a couple days ago. That's probably it.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey's trying to attract the chasers again with his fake breasts, and naturally the chasers are coming in.

He's also wrestling against some fag in San Jose.

Showing off his outfit and generally being a self-mark for himself acting like he's the hottest shit around.

And telling some story about something he did in College which he uses to sperg a little bit about AI.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey claims that his only regret about trooning out is that he didn't do it earlier, this post is going to age poorly in the near future I imagine, especially if he does get the cock chop.

There's also someone who looks up to Joey as a role model somehow and gets turned on by Joey's fake boobs.

And finally there's this video of Joey looking like he's on drugs right now trying to tell people to Lock in.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

It has been a while, since I wasn't around to check stuff, so there's going to be a lot of Joey-related updates.
Joey's uploaded some more videos of him beating indie wrestlers up.

Apparently he wrestled at another Anime convention in Riverside, and he uploaded these videos to show his excitement. In one scene he hits a wrestler with a plastic sword.

Also cosplaying as Goku, a male character, not really helping hide the fact that you're a man are you Joey?

In non-wrestling news Joey was hoping that Hunter Schafer was going to play Zelda, only for it to be revealed that it was fake.

Some more thirst trap shit with a troon chaser jacking off to him.

To celebrate pride month, Joey released a troon t-shirt in hopes that he can get closer to his goal of cutting his dick off.

Joey also got depressed again, either as a ploy for sympathy or the HRT is giving him mood swings.

Some photographer also uploaded a compilation of all of the fags and troons at Effy's big gay brunch, with Joey at 0:23.

Due to injuries he apparently can't do certain moves but hopes to do them again.

Some more seething about Logan Paul, probably cause he can do better moves than him, even more so than the shitty things he's done.

Another ex-AEW wrestler now wants to fight Joey for some reason.

And he's also come up with a new move from a troon friend called the "HRT Driver". Can't make this shit up we were joking about this shit.

Some troon got upset that some guy made fun of him and Joey had a meltdown about it.

Joey's also naturally been politisperging a lot, supporting Greta Thurnburg and prematurely celebrating Elon and Trump breaking up.

With the LA Riots, Joey has been supporting the protestors, and encouraging violence against ICE and the national guard.

Finally, Joey got another depression mood swing getting depressed that nothing he does works and tried to cope by posting nudes of himself.

Spoiler: troon showing his breasts (NSFW)

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

All of those videos are peak cringe. I have secondhand embarrassment.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Finally, Joey got another depression mood swing getting depressed that nothing he does works and tried to cope by posting nudes of himself.

I thought his life's all good and shit? Looks like there's an incoming suicide arc if this continues.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Joey got put on a list of "30 Influential LGBTQ Wrestlers", ironically enough made by a website that claims to be a "source for Women's wrestling".

https://www.diva-dirt.com/30-influential-lgbtq-wrestlers-june-10-kidd-bandit/

https://archive.is/a2whn

Here's my reaction:

 

[neger psykolog]

Joey got put on a list of "30 Influential LGBTQ Wrestlers",

Wrestling is already extremely gay. It can just be called: "Top 30 Most influential Wrestlers" - the faggot part is already implied when you say wrestling.

 

[rel=alternate]

Joey got put on a list of "30 Influential LGBTQ Wrestlers", ironically enough made by a website that claims to be a "source for Women's wrestling".

https://www.diva-dirt.com/30-influential-lgbtq-wrestlers-june-10-kidd-bandit/

https://archive.is/a2whn

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Here's my reaction:
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I looked the website up in a tool, and it's basically a blog. In 10 years of existence, it looks like it never broke 10k average monthly visits, and seats at around 2.5k today.

It's a nothing burger, and it's obviously completely meaningless, regardless of the publisher's credibility. He is in the top 30 influencers of the segment of the population that is both a wrestler and a LGBT. What an achievement.

Maybe Kiwifarms could create it's own award lists:

• Top 3 ornithologues with a limp
• Top 5 extravert bodybuilding programmers
• Top 20 happily married KF posters with a post count higher than 10 000.

If you make it specific enough, you can give an award to anyone.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

With the LA Riots, Joey has been supporting the protestors, and encouraging violence against ICE and the national guard.

Joey is wrong about the riots. What really happened is that on World's Collide; Calvin Tankman appeared and brutalized luchadors left and right with the only survivors being Mr. Iguana, El Grande Americano (who helped rescue Chad Gable), and the women wrestlers as they escaped Calvin's destruction. But the Mexican crowds fleed to La Migra (or ICE if you're American) to escape from Calvin's wrath. The WWE even aired a fake event using stunt doubles to cover up for Calvin Tankman's destruction.

Point is because of Joey's cowardice Calvin Tankman is destroying LA like he's Godzilla except he's big, fat, and black. All Joey could do is to fight Calvin Tankman before he turns his wrathful gaze to Japan. That is if he's not a yellow bellied coward who dresses like a woman to escape Calvin. That would be shameful and perhaps disgraceful.

 

[S.C Malthus]

Joey's sad and lonely. Did his Onlyfans open relationship fiancee dump him?