Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Feeding kids spoiled milk is funny and weird
Parents of the year.
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What was the context of this?
What context makes this okay?

Dirty clothes.

This is fucking putrid and revolting.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

but keep in mind he is not really in the country side.

He has a lot of wooded land. Enough that April was hunting deer. This wasn't the only skunk/racoons in the area ... so you let them go, because they provide value to the balance of the natural area. (Also, wasn't April using a rifle - something about she was shooting & he hadn't used the firearms in forever ... or maybe ever - he is such a posing loser.)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What was the context of this?
What context makes this okay?
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Dirty clothes.
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This is fucking putrid and revolting.

OH THATS REVOLTING. THEY WERE NEVER CLEAN
These people were never in control of their lives even before the drug use. It has only spiraled out of control.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

He has a lot of wooded land. Enough that April was hunting deer. This wasn't the only skunk/racoons in the area ... so you let them go, because they provide value to the balance of the natural area. (Also, wasn't April using a rifle - something about she was shooting & he hadn't used the firearms in forever ... or maybe ever - he is such a posing loser.)

She might have been using a bow, or I'm misremembering.

 

[Something Awful]

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Feeding kids spoiled milk is funny and weird
Parents of the year.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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I really like the dark bags under the female's eyes, really adds to the overall effect.

 

[SargonF00t]

As amusing as it is to play up Nicks treatment of the dog to cartoonishly evil proportions, the reality is that there's 5 kids in that house. Kids love playing with animals, there's not a chance in hell that the dog is kept inside that bathroom the majority of the time.

Nick would have to actively prevent the kids from taking it outside and I frankly think he's too lazy for that.

Aaron didn't make a big deal of it, but he said that the Pug was kept in the bathroom, 24/7.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

What was the context of this?
What context makes this okay?
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Dirty clothes.
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This is fucking putrid and revolting.

Is it just me or is there a little bit of glee in her voice when she talks about the child neglect?

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Hey Nick, you mean the clip where you say "The second you pump all that semen into her and she gets pregnant, her body is destroyed! Destroyed... for the next three to five years! If you have five kids, her body will be destroyed! Destroyed! Like, we paced out two years per kid, basically... thirteen years! Minimum! Thirteen years,! Where she's not gonna be that 8/9/10 that you married." ?

How many other women whose bodies you're intimately familiar with have been pregnant five times?

Good comments on that video.

Could he get away with OJ's 'I'm not saying it happened, but if it did that's how it would go down...'.?

You need to hide the If in the I to make it a proper homage.

You did a great take-off of the original version cover. Here's the second version that comes after losing a lawsuit.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Reminded of the Duke Nukem 3D billboard with GUILTY? NOT GUILTY?
Except with Balldo its PITCHED OR PITCHER

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Good lord

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If this little poem I made on a whim becomes a meme I'll be amazed

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Feeding kids spoiled milk is funny and weird
Parents of the year.
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This interaction isn’t that unusual. No parents are perfect, and sippy cups get hidden and missed sometimes. As parents, sometimes you do have to have a self-deprecating laugh. It’s not like they intentionally force-fed spoiled milk to their kid.

Of course, you can read in the later context of their hoarder crackhouse, but no parent would bat an eye at this exchange as being unusual in real life.

The clip about the unclean whiskey cups and the clothes is really sinister, though. Kayla is a zombie and it’s clear their house is a disaster by that point.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Guys. My kid just must have gotten into the celius drinks. The nanny! really liked those had them over all the time

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

So - is this to make us feel bad?
Or checking his HRT?
Mental illness?
Substance abuse complications?
Quest for more substances?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So, 2 hours to go? I'm not sure I can bring myself to watch Keanu. I hope the clippers are alert.

 

[keke]

Dirty clothes.

Not to state the obvious but most parents wouldn’t let their kids go to school wearing the same clothes two days in a row.

Him drowning the captured raccoon in the lake. Nobody in the American countryside with easy access to guns would drown an animal loke that. That seems like a cruel way to kill.

the gross faggot should’ve just scared the raccoon and released it further away and more importantly STOP LEAVNG CAT FOOD OUTSIDE

As amusing as it is to play up Nicks treatment of the dog to cartoonishly evil proportions, the reality is that there's 5 kids in that house. Kids love playing with animals, there's not a chance in hell that the dog is kept inside that bathroom the majority of the time.

Nick would have to actively prevent the kids from taking it outside

None of this is true.

It’s not cartoonishly evil to lock a dog in a bathroom all day, it’s common for lazy owners. Kids are well-known for getting bored with animals/losing interest, not all kids enjoy playing with dogs, many just want to look at the cute puppy until they’re bored and can forget about it for years. It’s basic advice that no parent should by a pet expecting their child to look after it because it’s rare they ever do. They also don’t innately have the capacity to imagine it’s even unpleasant for the dog to be in there 24/7.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

So, 2 hours to go? I'm not sure I can bring myself to watch Keanu. I hope the clippers are alert.

Well 15 or some but you get the idea.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

So, 2 hours to go? I'm not sure I can bring myself to watch Keanu. I hope the clippers are alert.

About 12 hours and 50 minutes from the time of my posting of this message.

 

[Sneed Force One]

So, 2 hours to go? I'm not sure I can bring myself to watch Keanu. I hope the clippers are alert.

It's 9PM EST

 

[Hellblazer]

Jeff had so much class he would never have made his feelings known. He was a good one.

Pretty disrespectful though.

I've livestreamed from my fucking phone with no trouble,

YouTube, Rumble or Kick?

wait, is aaron saying he cares about nick?

Nope. Kayla.

because she's that mom.

I see what you did there.