Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

We finally got Cooking with Coltroon.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Why are trannies so disgusting? Why is Coltroon so fat and gross? Why are these men like this?

We, as humans, feel atavistic revulsion to visibly mutilated members of our own species, similar to how we feel disgusted by spiders. It's evolutionary - "this spider can be venomous, I better stay away"; "whatever messed this person up - be it a disease or a predator - can get me too if I don't keep my distance".

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

No education requirements? Starting $88k/yr salary? Literally deporting illegal chupapi Mexicans and taking their shit as your job? Is this not the perfect job for Coltroon?

 

[PositiveMonk]

similar to how we feel disgusted by spiders. It's evolutionary - "this spider can be venomous, I better stay away"

I hate this comparison. I love spiders, I do not love disgusting fat balding mexican incel men who cut their dicks off.

Now, normally I try not to draw too much attention to Colton harassing innocent pooners. It's every day and it's always the same shit. However this one, I cannot stand by and let Colton insult this strong valid pooner.

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For those who don't know, this is JSchlatt a youtuber who is definitely a male and not a ruined woman. Colton is a fucking retard. Often I think this is all an act, that no one can possibly be this retarded. Doesn't matter how weak the bait is, as we've seen.

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Colton hates niggers

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Fuckin n!!!!!!gg@$...i hate em

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Fuckin n!!!!!!gg@$...i hate em

Whoa there, Colton! What would Ernie Hudson think if he heard you talking like that?

 

[Xev]

I think Zoey's Raid encrusted salmon looked better than Colton's stinkditch sausage pasta. Also, he so fat and mexican, plus troon. Total aumiist victory. The aumiist is always right.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

BASED ALERT
Colton hates niggers

He's a welfare kween, this is just hypocrisy coming from him.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

He's a welfare kween, this is just hypocrisy coming from him.

Is it hypocrisy or projection? Aw hell, why not both!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I hate this comparison. I love spiders, I do not love disgusting fat balding mexican incel men who cut their dicks off.

I was speaking in general terms, I like all creepy crawlers too. But seeing a large mass of them is still somewhat uncomfortable.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Unfortunately Nitter isn't letting me filter Colton's tweets anymore, and I'm not interested in browsing through pages of horse porn or incel memes. I did however catch an interesting post in his media.

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Ahahaha that was me!!!! I did that!! @emoboyfucker69 @go_potty
Get 'd Zoey

Ahahahaha I nuked Zoey's Twitter
Also found this troll account to go with it
@emoboyfucker69

The Aumiist is never rights like da Bat
I love I got her banned and yet I'm still here cuz I'm batty like dat.

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I wasn't expecting this, but I'm not surprised. Zoey was banned from twitter because of Colton's reports.


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Installed a new hose for my Ghostbusters Frozen Empire Proton Pack prop cosplay. Was a bit difficult to get goin but I figured out the right connections and got the screws in. Everything tested n good to go on that end of things.

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Colton finished his proton pack modifications! It feels unlikely he could have done this himself, since he cannot complete lego sets. The final image has stuff blacked out, not sure what.

Bonus:

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Why is chick fil a sauce so fuckin guuuud
How....? I love it. It's better and more healthy for you than actual fast food and their chick fil a sauce is deliciously good

>[chick fil a] It's better and more healthy for you than actual fast food and their chick fil a sauce is deliciously good
I think we might be zeroing in on why Colton is fat I'm glad Colton is supporting a good Christian business.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Ahahaha that's so funny.

What's even funnier is how this fat, mutilated retard is going to die alone while the dumb (natal) girl he's reporting has people who actually like her and a family that hasn't given up on her.

Hilarious.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Once again Colton prove he is the real bully and he deserves his thread. Picking on that poor girl just because she wouldn't go out with him. For shame, Colton.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Once again Colton prove he is the real bully and he deserves his thread. Picking on that poor girl just because she wouldn't go out with him. For shame, Colton.

He has doubled and tripled down on this.

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I love bullying the lolcow @emoboyfucker69 and any other who refuses to be mine that won't be my gf

I love being cruel to c!s women for refusing to be mine who are too stuck up n shallow to date me. None them deserve my respect. They deserve the worst karma. I never tip a waitress. You don't tip prostitutes, why should you tip waitresses?

I know I keep saying it, it's hard to believe this dude is for real.
>I love being cruel to c!s women for refusing to be mine who are too stuck up n shallow to date me. None them deserve my respect.
WOW Who wouldn't want to date such a catch? I can't believe anyone woman would turn down being spat on by a fat retard who cut his dick off.
>They deserve the worst karma.

>I never tip a waitress. You don't tip prostitutes, why should you tip waitresses?
That's because you can't afford to tip them since you spend all your tardbux gorging yourself on food. Fat.
Wait...
>waitress.
If you have a male waiter, do you tip them? What if it's a tranny waiter?

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I can complete a lego set myself. I just simply do not want to.
I'm not too stupid to do it.
I'm also not fat or anything Kiwifarms portrays me being.

I'm not fat. Kiwifarms keeps being a liar

Said the fat retard.


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Yeah I hate Christians but food is food. Hell...even Blaire White will eat from Chick Fil A and she is trans too Idc if their owners are cult members. Just gimmeh my fuckin food.

Hell, I'd even take a sauce bottle of Chick Fil A sauce to Red Robin to use since they took away my precious sweet n spicy ketchup sauce. Those fuckin bastards! Red Robin keeps taking away shit that people wants n loved. They took the ramen bun, kahula shake, normal mozz sticks, 2 and 3 pointer burgers, they changed the pretzel bites sauce, they raised their prices by like 5 bucks to where it's expensive enough to be fine dining like how Olive Garden is considered fine dining

>They took the ramen bun, kahula shake, normal mozz sticks, 2 and 3 pointer burgers, they changed the pretzel bites sauce
lolfat.
>they raised their prices by like 5 bucks to where it's expensive enough to be fine dining like how Olive Garden is considered fine dining
You know if you got a job you could eat at actual restaurants and not slop chains. You could experience what actual fine dining is.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Colton sure talks about food a lot for someone who claims they aren't fat.

 

[Xev]

How broke and uncultured do you have to be to consider Olive Garden fine dining? It's also shocking his account doesn't get banned for bragging about bullying people.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I just want to point out that Colton more or less reported Zoey for telling a pedophile who harasses children to kill himself. This same pedophile (Talbott) previously chased after Colton. Great look Mr. Lochmann.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

How broke and uncultured do you have to be to consider Olive Garden fine dining?

Incredibly broke and uncultured, impressively so. There are fucking hill folk in the southern Appalachians and bumpkins from big agra land Midwest who would have to drive hours just to go to an Olive Garden and they know better.

Of course, the hillbillies and bumpkins have the advantage of an IQ higher than room temp. Colton cannot compete.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Fatass Coltroon does have one minor good point. I rarely eat out these days but my wife and I used to love Red Robin...until bit by bit they kept pulling their best and usually most popular items off their menu replacing them with trendy schlock no one wanted or asked for. We stopped going there entirely.

The local Red Robin is gone now, replaced with a Wings because people stopped going after they fucked their menu up so arbitrarily and against customer desire. Looks like they haven't learned.

Thread tax: Colton is a spiteful fat failed man larping as a "lesbian" and no woman, especially not a "hot Goth mommie dommie" is going to have anything to do with him unless he pays for it. Ever, for the rest of his days.

 

[Xev]

Fatass Coltroon does have one minor good point. I rarely eat out these days but my wife and I used to love Red Robin...until bit by bit they kept pulling their best and usually most popular items off their menu replacing them with trendy schlock no one wanted or asked for. We stopped going there entirely.

The local Red Robin is gone now, replaced with a Wings because people stopped going after they fucked their menu up so arbitrarily and against customer desire. Looks like they haven't learned.

Thread tax: Colton is a spiteful fat failed man larping as a "lesbian" and no woman, especially not a "hot Goth mommie dommie" is going to have anything to do with him unless he pays for it. Ever, for the rest of his days.

That's the real kicker. Instead of blowing hundreds of our tax dollars on proton packs and lego toys for 5 year olds he could have spent that money on prostitutes and finally gotten some pussy. Enjoy your overpriced fine dining Olive Garden without a side of pus you fat, balding, Mexican man.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Going to lead with this one because I want to provide Amanda with information before she gets angry

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@Stealthgeek_ Who are you if you are not Nick Talbott and one of his socks

That would be Manny Pardo, an UNDERAGE and MEXICAN attention seeker who desperately wants his own thread. The dude is actually Mexican, from Mexico and not spiritually Mexican. Enjoy your new back friend. Colton will put aside his hate for Mexicans in order to team up with some UNDERAGE kid to mess with Zoey.

And now back your regularly scheduled Colton sneeding:

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Kiwifarms continues to push the lies. I am not fat, not balding, not a mexican, not a man, not stupid, not retarded

>not stupid, not retarded



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I'm not fat. Kiwifarms likes to push lies about people until they become truth. The real fat one is the evil Christian conservative facist who betrayed me and made me the Kiwifarms victim to begin with, but of of courss not nobody dares to call his morbidly obese ass fat.

The Christian who made me a Kiwifarms victim needs to go see Dr.Now. I used to make him good balsalmic vinigar salads that I made with my gramma bat and his picky ass didn't like it or want to eat it.

@Assistant Manajerk catching strays despite not posting or even reacting here in a minute.
>I used to make him good balsalmic vinigar salads that I made with my gramma bat
How does this manage to sound both nice and sinister at the same time?

Thread tax: Colton is a spiteful fat failed man larping as a "lesbian" and no woman, especially not a "hot Goth mommie dommie" is going to have anything to do with him unless he pays for it. Ever, for the rest of his days.

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Kiwifarms keeps on lyin.
I am not fat, not balding, not a man, not a mexican, not stupid, not a retard, i can assemble lego sets by myself if I wanted to, trans women do not "larp as women" because trans women are real women you stupid fucks.

I got at least 2 goth women talking to me on Discord right now but I know you won't believe me.

>I got at least 2 goth women talking to me on Discord right now but I know you won't believe me.
I don't believe you, as the saying goes, pics or it didn't happen.

>trans women do not "larp as women" because trans women are real women you stupid fucks.
But trans man do "larp as men" and you can tell them they should have died in a plane crash? The projection in this series of bullying tweets

>fat
>balding
>larping as a man
>sliced your tits off
Why do all of these insults sound so familiar? Could it be that Colton is projecting his insecurities on a random 18 year old pooner because he cannot go a day without hating women? Mental Illness


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Lol I do not eat a slop food chains. I actually do eat quite fine succulent meals doin fine dining.
Me and momma bat never wanted to work or ever hold a job. Nobody should have to work to survive. We humans are not drones made to work.

We are all Satan's servants and are meant to take pride n joy in our own lives and take for our own benificial gains. We are made to step on others to get ahead in life.

Having a job doesn't bring any sort of joy to any person...all it brings is misey, dread and exaustion and extreme stress. Why should anybody go through such suffering and put themselves through that? Life should be bout being here for a good time, not a long time.

Alright Colton, this is where you've proved once again that you are stupid and retarded. It's posts like this that show your absolute inability to understand the world you live in. I know, of course that all of this will fall on deaf ears but let me explain:

>Having a job doesn't bring any sort of joy to any person...all it brings is misey, dread and exaustion and extreme stress
Look man, you felt joy from completing your stupid proton pack project right? It was difficult for you, probably stressful, and left you feeling tired right? But you still did it, and you were proud when you were done and you had something to show for it. Imagine that feeling, but you also receive money that you can use to eat at nicer restaurants than Olive Garden, which is slop. That's what working is. Hard for you to wrap your head around, I know.

>Why should anybody go through such suffering and put themselves through that?
The other reason to have employment is to provide for the people you care about and be able to spend the time you're not working with them. Imagine for a minute that you have a hot goth dommy mommy salami girlfriend or whatever you say. Now imagine you worked 40 hours a week. You'd have 72 hours of free time to spend with your salami. So now imagine you have money and can do nice things with your salami instead of just whining on twitter. Wouldn't that be a better use of your time? You could pick her up in the car you can afford and go out to Olive Garden, or go to a brony convention without threatening to slash someone's tires. Doesn't that sound nicer than just seething about things that happened over 10 years ago on twitter?

>Life should be bout being here for a good time, not a long time.
How's that working out for you? Every day you publicly post crying about how lonely and miserable you are. Doesn't sound like a very good time to me. Maybe focus on working on your awful personality and try to build something for "a long time." and you'll be happier.

Also dude, stop hitting on 18-20 year old girls. You're like 30 fucking years old and have absolutely nothing to offer them. It's gross. They don't deserve that.