Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This was pre-Norm/11, so the implication was that it was some MAGA burglar trying to silence political firebrand Rick.

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Nowadays he has toned down his bullshit somewhat, since he knows everything will be fact-checked by a dozen people, but outlandish lies like this really show he has the mind of a child (ironically). Chuds broke into his apartment to steal his joke book! You can't make this shit up, unless you're Fat Rick.
Keep in mind he used to have an audience back then that took him seriously. Feels a lot like Boogie or Brett Keane, someone who strung a solid number of people along with what, in retrospect, feels like the most obvious and laughable bullshit
 
That gun probably ballistically matches someone ....
Yes, child, it does.

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"Appartment"

I wouldn't be surprised if he was robbed (I assume we have the police document on it) but the joke book is just a step too far.

If Patty meant a book he was writing 'jokes' in, I'd imagine the police would've seen it as someone doing their civic duty.

More likely, though, it was an actual book Patty was studying that was stolen. I think I know who the perpetrators were:

 
Pattern jury instructions for the Seventh Circuit for 1983 cases are in this volume starting on page 136 (144 in the pdf):

A quick scan shows a lot of prominent phrases in these proposed jury instructions do not appear anywhere in the instructions for the Fifth.

However, such phrases, like "determining whether the search was unreasonable" and "conscious objective" do occur in the Ninth Circuit's pattern jury instructions:

The text in the early part is mostly consistent with this with the addition of the "or curtilage," presumably because this case also involves that.

I'm surprised the City would agree to this kind of language. Maybe they hate their own pattern jury instructions, which appear to involve an arcane construction procedure instead of just cutting and pasting. In its defense, they actually have a bot to help you build them: https://juryinstruction.ca7.uscourts.gov/jury-instructions/index.php

I guess my expectations have been lowered by intense exposure to moron litigation, but it's sort of a breath of fresh air to see attorneys actually do their job in a somewhat collegial and professional fashion, tard wrangle their clients, and submit joint filings.

It doesn't improve my outlook on how the case is going to go, because I can see it settling immediately after whatever happens on summary judgment, especially if it's favorable for Fatty.
 
Uh-oh, it appears Rick has burned down one hundred rainforests by generating an AI image.

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Worth it? You be the judge.

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Lookin' fresh, dudes.

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That's right, Rick. You're the most open-minded boy, and anyone saying otherwise will go to PRISON.

Someone update the "fuckong" counter, I think we're at over a dozen now.

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Uh-oh, it appears Rick has burned down one hundred rainforests by generating an AI image.

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Worth it? You be the judge.

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Lookin' fresh, dudes.

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That's right, Rick. You're the most open-minded boy, and anyone saying otherwise will go to PRISON.

Someone update the "fuckong" counter, I think we're at over a dozen now.

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The craziest part is that he thinks that Reddit caters to the right.
 
What are the odds pat ends up using AI to finally finish his fucking Tiny Tim book and just prison stalkers anyone who questions it? I could even see actual authors like GRRM or whoever owns his shit to end up using it to actually end that series because it'll be better than nothing and eventually people will just accept it as we do everything else.
 
What are the odds pat ends up using AI to finally finish his fucking Tiny Tim book and just prison stalkers anyone who questions it? I could even see actual authors like GRRM or whoever owns his shit to end up using it to actually end that series because it'll be better than nothing and eventually people will just accept it as we do everything else.
The book is finished but no one wants to publish it.
 
When Fat was mugged by three niggers youths during his typical late night Chubby Cheesesteaks run they took his phone (his property) but did not injure him (his person)
Milwaukee PD have also damaged his wife's property (the hovel) but not injured him or her
 
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