Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Penguin Soldier]

Gabe is a real shooter, not like a straight shooter who gets to the point immediately, but could stretch Ralph.

This nigga taking a bathroom break, what a heel turn.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Why are we talking about Ethan. I understand setting the stage but we don't need this much sektur lore.

The most generous interpretation is that Gabe is massively overestimating the number of normie Keanu watchers and/or he's trying to use her as a blank slate sort of platform to test the waters of launching a Rekieta documentary so he needs to go through all of the background shit to create as much usable footage as possible.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Was I tricked into thinking this was going to be a super serious stream where he revealed behind-the-scenes accusations against Nick? Was it just implied and I was too optimistic?

 

[Thisismyusername]

Holy fuck this is horrible. I couldn't last more than 5 minutes...they are now onto basic gunt fact talk/analysis.

She's a fucking retard and he's a fucking fag...saved you a click.

 

[User 204766]

I have watched the entirety of the feature length film The Hebrew Hammer, which I started shortly after the stream went live, because I wanted to be entertained by a jew tonight. You should all watch that instead of this.

its telling that they cast judy greer as the love interest, i guess they couldn't find an actually attractive jewish woman for that film

 

[Dropa5pack]

More supertips great. Curse those who insult the casino after watching this.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Kiwi sisters...I now know how it feels to be felted...

 

[Catastrophes]

 

[HackerX]

LOL. This is so impressively awful. She's reading donations right now.

 

[johnnynoname]

stretch

settle down, Karl Gotch

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

We've been tabled by a goddamn jewish wrestler

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Good lord

 

[4090 Chad]

Just to be clear. Keanu refers to herself as a comedian? Is that right?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

This is why I can't watch Keanu. She has no concept of time. A 30 second reveal takes her 15 minutes and it isn't even intentional.

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

Dear God this is dire... How many Kiki bucks to get her to make the jew spill the beans?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick outed himself hitting his son in public over this and that's the only saving grace.

 

[break these cuffs]

Nick outed himself hitting his son in public over this and that's the only saving grace.

Trvst thv plvn.

 

[Lian Xing]

How many Kiki bucks to get her to make the jew spill the beans?

20,000 KNUs at minimum. I can't get over how a hedge fund manager gives a shit about these low-lifes in the Sektur.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Sister, if you don't read these texts, you are going to get put on more than just Nick's Death Note.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Just to be clear. Keanu refers to herself as a comedian? Is that right?

You know how on LinkedIn people say they are consultants? It means unemployed. Stand up comedian is the dabbleverse equivalent