2025 Israel vs Iran War

HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
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No declaration of war.

Okay, this is fake and gay.


Good night.
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As a wise philosopher once said:
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Welfare Bum said:
Israel's main tactic is PR. That's why Hasbara and the JIDF exist. I don't mean PR in this case as "we dindu nuffin" but more along the lines of "we're invincible and we'll kill you and rape your family if you don't submit" because the only thing protecting Israel at the end of the day is fear, and that's getting less and less effective, so they have to do bigger and bigger things to try and keep it going. That's why they'll post pictures all day long of Gaza in ruin while still failing to defeat Hamas.
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This is the funniest cope I've read in a long, long time
 
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draggs said:
Guys I thought Iran totally fucked up Israel in those missile and drone attacks a couple months ago. Obviously this is all fake and gay because of that there's no way Israel could bomb dozens of targets in Iran at will with how Iran totally fucked Israel up a couple months ago
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I want to see how much of their response is going to be in the coming days. Until then, I'm still waiting and hold myself from saying they're a paper tiger.
 
Stoneheart said:
why should they be bothered by the sun?
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Ironically, modern air forces are more precise in their targeting during the night. IR targeting and wat not works much better at night. So does observation from drones and so on as well. In Iraq it was much more of a pain in the ass to find fuckers during the day then at night.

Not that I imagine day or night particularly matters in this specific instance though.
 
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unleashthefreak said:
There is a sliding scale of how much the US likes a country (as a friend/ally) based on how high-tech the F35s they sell them are, or if they get F35s at all.
US keeps the ones with the hivemind brainlink, but I think I think Israel gets the 2nd best one. Singapore gets good ones too.
People severely underestimate how powerful the result of the most advanced military on the planet pumping trillions of dollars into a machine.
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Israel generally goes wildcard on this game and their variants usually have a lot of homegrown systems in them. In part because of the usual 'support local industry' but also occasionally because they won't settle for export gear and want their own stuff which (could be) better.
Exterminatus said:
It's time to go F-14"

"Was I a good fighter jet?"

"No...they say you were the best"
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"You... took their breath away." music starts
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
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No declaration of war.

Okay, this is fake and gay.


Good night.
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Iran has to be the most buck broken country, imagine having your generals assassinated in drone/airstrikes multiple times over the past several years, and all you can ever do is seethe and mald while saying "We'll get you back for this!", but never managing to do anything, all while you pretend to be the largest regional power.
 
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Smity Werbenjagermanjensen said:
Iran has to be the most buck broken country, imagine having your generals assassinated in drone/airstrikes multiple times over the past several years, and all you can ever do is seethe and mald while saying "We'll get you back for this!", but never managing to do anything, all while you pretend to be a the largest regional power.
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Saturday morning cartoon villain vibes tbh
 
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Im gonna stonk up on groceries literally within the hour-- not cuz of rationing but cuz I'm sure the gas prices are gonna affect that ASAP
 
Smity Werbenjagermanjensen said:
Iran has to be the most buck broken country, imagine having your generals assassinated in drone/airstrikes multiple times over the past several years, and all you can ever do is seethe and mald while saying "We'll get you back for this!", but never managing to do anything, all while you pretend to be the largest regional power.
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tbf most of the rest of the region manages to be even lamer
 
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