Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Penguin Soldier]

Gabe’s trying to push her along. I remain at my post.

HODL

 

[trolol]

That's definitely a lie about the timeline of when Singer got fired/quit in the middle of filming. I saw Open Secret like 2-3 years before Bohemian Rhapsody was filming.

Not Gabe's fault Hollywood basically shelved and ignored his doc for years though.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

DSP AND DICKERS BEING BROUGHT UP AS AN EXAMPLE OF BEING A FUCK UP ONLINE

 

[oh no im late for school]

im like halfway convinced if he doesnt drop something here gabe did this to impress keanu. which, gabe, youre rich, shes a whore, you could have just dmed her and saved us all the last hour of our fuckin lives. did not need to do all this

whores let you finish, this bitch is a fucking tease

 

[TheTractor]

Ashton's gonna put a gun in his mouth watching and editing a watchable format for this dumpster fire.

 

[Neetness]

im like halfway convinced if he doesnt drop something here gabe did this to impress keanu. which, gabe, youre rich, shes a whore, you could have just dmed her and saved us all the last hour of our fuckin lives. did not need to do all this

He picked her because she makes Nick seethe. I don't think a rich jew wants a nobody ewhore that's over the age of 25.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

"Okay lets get on with it"
"Sure, what is a lolcow?"

I'm going to start banging my head against my desk.

I let out an audible groan when he said that

 

[IDF]

Don't lose hope! The big reveal is coming, Nitro Nick will never recover from this! Hang in there 2 more hours and trust the plan! WWG1WGA

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Something I considered while trying to maintain interest:

1. Nick was pretty convinced that Gabe might have found something damning and it got him freaked out.
2. Somehow, assaulting his kid in public was the "safe" story he believed he could damage control out of all the things Gabe hypothetically could have found out.

What on earth is left out there that makes Nick's anus clench?

Nick hallucinated a much worse allegation in a drug-induced stupor, then used the choke slam reveal to get 'in front' of this completely imaginary charge.

So we will never know what Nick dream up of. I'm going to say he dreamed of killing the corner cat, before it demonically re-spawned.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

this kike is bombing more than Netanyahu is in Iran.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I could be listening to Wayne June (rip King) read me a book about dinosaurs in the Vietnam War. Yet here I am.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Lmao he's finally onto the point of the stream and keanu cant shut the fuck up

 

[Penguin Soldier]

That's definitely a lie about the timeline of when Singer got fired/quit in the middle of filming. I saw Open Secret like 2-3 years before Bohemian Rhapsody was filming.

A Jew lying, in this stream? Never.

 

[Obsul]

"Now, let's get into how the internet was invented to begin with, setting the stage for these lolcows."

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

This stream in a way feels like an inadvertent balldo wash.

 

[Shagedan]

I cannot believe we’re doing a Rekieta recap right now. Is this what every Keanu stream is like? She is talking about NOTHING.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Gabe- "Nick is a bad lawyer and rightwing grifter"

No shit?

 

[4090 Chad]

Ashton's gonna put a gun in his mouth watching and editing a watchable format for this dumpster fire.

At this point I’m hoping they dedicate the segment to just alogging Keanu.

 

[woodedbag]

I don't think a rich jew wants a nobody ewhore that's over the age of 25.

yeah i thought that too until i heard the rich jew do a ten minute explanation of how and why he would beat up ethan ralph on the keanucast stream.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ashton's gonna put a gun in his mouth watching and editing a watchable format for this dumpster fire.

Ackshully, he's going to put about 3 bags of All Dressed Lays in his mouth.