Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

They read a superchat from the skeleton that was sent an entire hour and 6 minutes ago...

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

At this point I’m hoping they dedicate the segment to just alogging Keanu.

Oh you know PPP is going to endlessly call her a dumb bitch.

 

[Angry Shoes]

This is why I can't watch Keanu. She has no concept of time. A 30 second reveal takes her 15 minutes and it isn't even intentional.

I like how they joked that they aren't going to do the Kino Casino thing where they stretch out a 5 minute clip into 30 minutes of content, then somehow find a way to stretch out the stream even more with even less actual content.

 

[Neetness]

At this point I’m hoping they dedicate the segment to just alogging Keanu.

I hope not, I never want to sit through this again.

 

[dustnight]

What we've established so far is that Rekieta and Ralph are people that exist. I'm glad they've cleared that up for us.

Centuries from now people will refer to Balldo the same way we refer to Santa Claus.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Don't lose hope! The big reveal is coming, Nitro Nick will never recover from this! Hang in there 2 more hours and trust the plan! WWG1WGA

2 more weeks!

 

[Chazzed Up]

Don't lose hope! The big reveal is coming, Nitro Nick will never recover from this! Hang in there 2 more hours and trust the plan! WWG1WGA

Unless they have proof of Nick on the flight logs to Little Saint James, this was even more of a nothingburger than I feared.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The plus side to this is that Nick is seething longer.

 

[john marston]

DSP AND DICKERS BEING BROUGHT UP AS AN EXAMPLE OF BEING A FUCK UP ONLINE

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His point is that people who got famous doing something not because they were any good but because they were the first. DSP for streaming video games, Dickers for reviewing tech. I use Nostalgia Critic and AVGN as examples.

His point is that Nick got famous because he was the first one doing the LawTuber schtick, not because he was particularly knowledgeable about the law or entertaining.

In the time it took me to listen to him, infer what he is saying, and type this out in the time it took for him to say it.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

okay, okay who is Evan Henzi?

 

[CoomerTine]

Geno makes Nick look good holy shit

 

[FuhrerMustang]

If you haven't disliked the stream you should. Hurt her metrics

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Geno just phases in like an Oblivion quest giver

 

[Vibralldo]

You know this sucks when Geno is a breath of fresh air

Geno needs to chokeslam Keanu and take over

 

[Particle Bored]

Would you people stop bitching you each just got a million kikibucks what more do you want?!

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I hope Gabe is messaging Tardski and PPP. Asking if they can do an impromptu stream just so he can hop over there and leave Keanu behind.

 

[Vect]

A pointed "You mushy-brained addled idiot" at Nick from who I assume is Geno.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

I'll pay any farmer here the 6 million Kiki bucks I collected to.shoot me in the face and put me out my misery

 

[ChromaQuack]

Kiwisisters, at this point in time what kind of bombshell would make you believe this stream was worth it?

 

[Schpoots]

People pay attention to Gabe because he did some explosive documentries in the past. But so far his Nick content has been nothing but clip compilations.