Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CoomerTine]

So it’s legitimately a nothingburger

 

[AltisticRight]

Right, the giant exposé was skelly interfering with a child trafficking trial?
I'm lost.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Ok so the big reveal is that Nick could have lost his law license if anyone knew about him back in 2021, but it's a moot point now that he did lose his license.

In the end, the threat of this nothingburger, Nick revealed there's an accusation of him abusing his son.

 

[Terrorist]

Now this Gabe guy is bragging about his highschool wrestling career while making fun of Ethan Ralph, as if either is an accomplishment.

Who did he wrestle, ants? This heebie-jeebie is an absolute twerp. He could probably still beat up a walking corpse like Ralph, but so could a stiff breeze.

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

Is this Sophie Long thing supposed to be the kill shot or have they hinted at something bigger?

 

[AltisticRight]

The way these guys are teasing it, it's going to be a nothingburger and it'll make everyone involved look like speds.

Oh.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Gabe is getting fired up over the Sophie Long case.

 

[Lian Xing]

>money shot: Nick is a piece of shit narcissistic lawyer that should have known better
Fuck off Hoffman.

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick admitted to abusing his kid for this

Lmaooooo

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think Gabe counted on Keanu's incompetence.

I don't think Keanu counted on Gabe's total lack of anything new.

I guess this whore was totally accurate in counting on Gabe's ability to bring in superberries for a nothingburger though.

 

[Vibralldo]

Reiterating:

Elissa Clips was the literal girlfriend of Michael Long the "child kidnapper"

Nick flipped and went from a Michael supporter to calling him a kidnapper because of his relationship with Elissa.

Gabe's calling Elissa a kidnapper associate. Fuck him.

 

[Neetness]

Is the big reveal really going to be some gross weeb shit?

 

[Old Bay Sneedsoning]

Gabe's big bombshell was that Nick brought a guy who kidnapped his daughter onstream and that he doesn't know shit about being a lawyer? None of this is news, and the stream is hemorrhaging viewers. 2 hours of absolutely nothing.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Lol wow this is nothing. Gabe seriously go fuck yourself.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Is this Sophie Long thing supposed to be the kill shot or have they hinted at something bigger?

Redo of Healer is up next, so there better be something beyond that.

 

[David Spadem]

Two fucking hours later and the big reveal is that Nick is a terrible lawyer and he likes redo of healer...

Im out, I've wasted enough time and bandwidth.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Lol, Nick really did reveal that he choke slammed his Kid for nothing, holy shit what an idiot.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

To think Niggieta preemptively leaked the child abuse allegations for this is the funniest thing in the world.

Cracked a beer in the kitchen and chuckled thinking about this exact thing.
Faggot told us he slammed his kid into a wall at a chiropractor for NOTHING.

 

[Dick Pooman]

This could have been summed up in one tweet. What a waste of fucking time.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

This should've just been a documentary style video. Keanu is adding nothing,

I thought she was fucking with Crackets and the Melton's pedo zoo when she acted like she didn't know how to bring up texts, but I literally don't know if that was intentional anymore.