Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Seafarer]

It was going to be kind of a nothingburger "he interfered with a case" thing.
However, skelly admitted to slamming his children against walls, so expectations were raised at, or above that bar.
Now everyone's disappointed because Nick was literally just being himself, a useless faggot grifter.

They should have just started with Sophie Long's case and explained it was going to be about that instead of wasting everyone's time.

Yeah Nick himself really raised the bar for what people expected this stream to be by revealing the choke slam story, leading it to be more hyped and people getting disappointed as a result.

Secret 200 IQ play by Rekieta?

 

[Delany's Donkey]

what a shitshow lol.

 

[Soapmore]

Keanu now undermining Gabe, which is super helpful. I get what she means but she's too stupid to see what she's doing.

 

[Schpoots]

You know what a good medium for text is? Twitter!

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

It was going to be kind of a nothingburger "he interfered with a case" thing.
However, skelly admitted to slamming his children against walls, so expectations were raised at, or above that bar.
Now everyone's disappointed because Nick was literally just being himself, a useless faggot grifter.

They should have just started with Sophie Long's case and explained it was going to be about that instead of wasting everyone's time.

I still don't know if that choke slam thing is real. just feels like smokescreen to me. like Nick thought Gabe actually had something damning or new, so he threw a wild self report out there to soften the blow. Sadly for him seems like Gabe didn't have anything really damning or wild so that smoke screen self report is all we got and people are going to assume it's legit now. Like he over played his cards in damage control expecting the worse, but it didn't happen.

 

[break these cuffs]

Gabe, you are a Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Balldo, not bore everyone to death! Bring lulz to the Farms, not leave it with blueballs!

 

[LiquidKid]

Nick's favorite anime is a rape fetish porno, but he likes it because of the violent revenge aspect.

THERE. Summed the whole thing up in one sentence. You're losing me so hard right now guys. Kino Casino would've done a better job keeping things moving.

At this point PPP would have roasted the fuck out of Gabe for having nothing new to present.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Gabe is like dammit woman this is my big reveal and you are fucking up playin the Redo video! omg.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Kikibucks are worth less than KNUs because you can see Keanu's asshole for free

Hoffshekels are a value investment, as reliable as a bond, trust the plan

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Based on what I read here I’m glad I didn’t watch this live.

So Nick admitted to choke slamming his son for no reason, huh?

 

[ChromaQuack]

I did, but I told myself I was being a schizo, do you have any evidence of this?

Only circumstantial in the form of what I've mentioned, you'll have to trust my nose.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick's favorite anime is a rape fetish porno, but he likes it because of the violent revenge aspect.

THERE. Summed the whole thing up in one sentence. You're losing me so hard right now guys. Kino Casino would've done a better job keeping things moving.

"Some of the characters depicted in the graphic scenes are minors, which adds an extra level of creppiness and tastelessness to Nick's praise of it." THERE. Again! We don't need to know the backstory of the characters and their specific ages.

Fuck's sake, PUT ME ON THE SHOW, I CAN DO THIS BETTER.

 

[Maker's Mark]

I do love seeing how much healthier Nick used to look and then comparing it to his current aids-riddled look.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Kikibucks are worth less than KNUs because you can see Keanu's asshole for free

See that's the bloody problem isn't it? You'd have to pay me (real money) to get me to see Kayla's nasty fallout ghoul anus that's probably blown out from jamaican BBC. At least Keanu's can still pucker. Which is why i give a KKB more value.

 

[AnOminous]

For those missing the point. Gabe is drawing a timeline showing Nick was always an incompetent jizz bucket.

Well no shit, but that's not what he advertised. He pimped some bullshit where there were going to be actual revelations. There wasn't shit. And he instead rode his own personal hobby horse about the Sophie Long case.

The only real Rekieta connection was he sucked at covering that case.

There was absolutely ZERO new in the way of information about Nick in this, and it's basically the Al Capone's Vaults by Geraldo Rivera of Nick shit.

FUCK THIS HEBREW BASTARD!

 

[woodedbag]

I'm waiting for the classic Geno jump in where he acts like he is about to drop some sort of nuclear bomb on the opposition and take control of his girlfriends stream and then says something like "FUCK YOU REKIETA YOU TWIG" and then acts as though he just dropped top tier comedy on us all

 

[AltisticRight]

Kikibucks are worth less than KNUs because you can see Keanu's asshole for free

Kikibucks are worth more because you'll have to pay 10 KNU for me to see her dumper.

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

Thank God Nick is such a retard that he mentioned the child abuse accusations in reaction to this stunt or else this Gabe bullshit would have been a complete waste. Balldo swings in at the last minute to save the day!

Haven't been watching (just woke up and took a cursory glance at the thread) but I'm choosing to believe that this is Norm MacDonald tier performance art where the real story is that Nick admitted to beating his son for nothing.

 

[Maker's Mark]

PPP and Andy better needle the fuck out of Gabe tomorrow.

 

[Angry Shoes]

It’s one of the things that is mentioned in the character profiles, and the even younger characters like Norn never have their age mentioned

Counterpoint: come the fuck on