Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

Steel Toe talking about golf is more entertaining than this.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Null or the casino would have been a much better format. Keanu is not good at hosting ,Gabe also needs somebody to move him along. It’s fine to go over all the terrible stuff Nick has done, but it could have been handled much quicker and more professionally with PPP and Warski ,or even dear feeder.

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[Douglas Mortimer]

Nick can't even take a W

He has to wait for the ladder match with his youngest next week

 

[TenMilesWide]

If this was any more fucking useless, it'd be Andy Warski and Cobes talking about gender relations.

That would be way more useful and entertaining than this stream, I wish I was watching that instead.

 

[Soapmore]

Just two more stories/hours/weeks/years and we'll get that killshot guys! trust the plan, delay your gratification! This is an extended release stream!

PPP is screaming right now. OH my GOD - WHAT are we TALKING ABOUT! Ohhhh MAN.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Chat doing a better job grilling Rekieta than gabe ever will lol.

It's honestly funny the streamer are doing their one thing, and the chat is doing another thing grilling Nick. No cohesiveness between the two. Like Gabe and Keanu are background noise while a crowd and nick are having a conversation on the other side of the room.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

This was complete BS. I'm out of the Rekieta-verse for a while until that bodycam drops.

 

[MeltyTW]

keanu is not the girl to do a grand fuck nick recap stream. she hasnt even screamed HES GAY yet. also no one cares.

Steel Toe talking about golf is more entertaining than this.

well i mean fuck we might learn something new at least listening to that, instead of a primer on shit we already know.

so this is what nick felt like talking to keanu ....

 

[Terrorist]

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He's had enough.

Nigga looks like a snapping turtle. This is the face of a man who is turtley enough for lap dances and bottle service in the VIP room at the Turtle Club

 

[Neetness]

Keanu automatically sweeping for Crashalot is hilarious. Did they sleep together?

She's a whore, so probably.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

NO ONE CARESSSSSSSSSSSS GABE

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

She's dumber than Tardski. She made skelly made just for being a woman

This whole stream summed up

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Gabe just said he wants to get to the "findings of the investigation" (potential new content) and Keanu wants to blabber on and justify sweeping for Coomalot cooming to Redo of Healer

Keanu had one job: just nod, say it's fucked up and let Gabe talk, but dumbass is sinking the stream because of fear of hurting the feelings of an e-thot and Sir Crash-a-lot

 

[Harm]

So, is this all a stream about how Gabe just learned the lore? Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

This has been worse than I ever could have expected.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"Far from wealthy"
I don't trust a Jewish saying that.

 

[Seafarer]

I get he means well, but he's a dork and nobody is scandalized by edgy weebshit.

I mean explaining Nick’s appreciation of Redo of Healer to a normie would probably make them think Rekieta is a creep (which he is), but normies aren’t watching the stream, and if they want to have the Rekieta lore spoonfed to them there are a myriad of YouTube documentaries that do the job better and don’t have someone as annoying as Keanu around.

 

[woodedbag]

Gabe thought Keanu actually cared about any of these questionable behavior patterns and wasn't just in this for clout. I got a pretty good laugh when she started in to a panic unsure what to say about the multiple content creators she wants to continue collabing with. Was it worth 3 hours of my life? Not at all, but I'll take any W i can at this point

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It's honestly funny the streamer are doing their one thing, and the chat is doing another thing grilling Nick. No cohesiveness between the two.

Nick also is paying more attention to chat than the stream too that's how bad it is lol.

 

[ItsAaronIgnoreMe]

Steel Toe talking about golf is more entertaining than this.

Nah son, I shot a 102 on Tuesday. It was brutal!

 

[Zab McMann]

Is this Jew doing an iceburg reveal of Nick live on a show hosted by an airhead that can't keep her mouth shut?

This should've been a solo stream just so the point would've been made within two hours instead of the six or seven this is going to turn into. On a weekday.

If this was on a Friday, I would've been able to drink. Holy fuck, what a disaster.