Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Telemeter]

Gabe Hoffman, whoever this Jewish narcissist is, is using Keanu Thompson as his remote PowerPoint Presentation pilot to get himself over as an investigative journalist in the Sektur and Hackverse with information that we all already knew.

He's trying to use Keanu Thompson as his remote PowerPoint Presentation pilot.

She's literally too dumb to operate Office documents and a list of links.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

For his next trick, Gabe is gonna sell some ice to the Inuit .

 

[Vibralldo]

Ralph is going to get 12 years of content from this 1 stream

And only 5 people will watch it

 

[Journoscum]

I guess I've become somewhat immune to hype since Starfield.

That was truly a lesson in avoiding disappointment.

It's funny seeing everyone get angry about it though. I dunno, I don't dislike any of you, just the limited entertainment I could get from the situation.

The problem is, the last time 'damning new info' was promised about someone, it was a legendary Anisa's husband tactical nuke. Poor Gabe had a hard act to follow and fumbled.

 

[Nihil Jung]

This interstitial is so fucking scuffed.

 

[CoomerTine]

3 hours in: Let’s get to the serious stuff

 

[Logitech F310 Gamepad]

Keanu is not fat and I would have sex with her

 

[Stiffy]

I guess just getting right to it would have been a short show, so they had to do it this way.
VERY unsatisfying foreplay....
Also it makes Nick sweat it out.

 

[Vibralldo]

Keanu is pissing and is playing a looping 2 second clip of her running on a beach for some retarded reason

I hate this whore

 

[Maker's Mark]

I have zero faith this was all a smokescreen to lull Nick into a false sense of security.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So, Rekieta revealed he chokeslammed his kid for this? And a low probability of aiding in Michael Long's kidnapping & Elissa was dating him?

 

[Calories]

They’re taking a break guys, maybe it’s after the break they will say something actually interesting and not just yap.

Maybe not.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Until we get into the more serious stuff? wtf. there is more. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

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I was unaware that "soldier on" meant endlessly seething on his streams about Unciivl Law, Subway Sean, and Steel Toe Aaron. Or that it meant having Xitter fights with literally everyone until he decides to be a bitch and block them. Or having a pissing match with a woman on a pedophile's stream where you come off like an unhinge lunatic as you argue with an AI voice.

But I guess Nick has "nothing much to do but soldier on".

 

[Vibralldo]

They're saying they're getting to the chokehold now... Right after superchats

Jesus Christ

 

[keke]

Gabe ALREADY SENT HER all these links

Given she had literally no idea what he’d be covering on her stream, he needed to make whatever document he sent a lot more organised. She can’t know exactly when he wants her to play the clip and which point he’s trying to make. She’s not familiar with the lore. He’s a dipshit for choosing her show and expecting it to be done for him, like PPP and Warski are used to. He should’ve made this as easy as possible for her and been clear he wanted to actually play a lot of clips.

 

[Journoscum]

Keanu is not fat and I would have sex with her

SHE'S FLAT.
SHE'S DUMB.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I’m kinda MATI this chubby tard has orchestrated this in the most confusing way possible for someone like Keanu and chose her platform anyway. Why not adjust it for her platform? AKA, actually fucking prepare her.

Every time she was confused and he was getting pissy she wasn’t the exact Elissa clip he wanted at that moment… nigga

Earlier when she’d be letting him talk he’d start pestering her for a clip. I don’t want him to escape blame for putting me through this boring fuck stream.

90% him. She's finally starting to redirect him a little more forcefully, but he's describing details of trains,

 

[Soapmore]

Gabe mentioned "getting into the serious stuff" ... three hours into the interview.

Keanu didn't someone tell you to just sit back and facilitate Gabe? Pretty sure Aaron said this morning that he told you that. Never interview anyone ever again. This isn't your gab session with your Mom, so why are you "trying to keep it light as possible"? Literally why??

Geno do something.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Three hours kiwibros…

Yes, I believe Trump should executive order a hit on Keanu. World Peace depends on it.

"I fucked up a lot. not much to do but try to carry on as if nothing happened and rage at anyone who dares make fun of me"

The problem is when he says these things, he doesn't actually mean drug addiction or alcoholism. He means he fucked up picking Aaron.

Seven hours from now...

Gabe: "Pull up slide 58, Kiki. Okay... so this is Nick Rekieta in blackface..."

FML.

That's entirely realistic