Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[keke]

hits

He didn’t use this exact word, he stopped short of it.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I was gonna ask why Hoffman wouldn't just dm the nanny on the IG that was literally posted in this thread and offer her money for her side of the story, but then I remembered he is Jewish.

Her ability to not bad mouth clients is probably a quality that most people hiring a nanny would appreciate.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

That's based on Nick's own words, again was he trying to get in front of any potential abuse allegations as his marriage was spiralling and falling apart? Nick only tells half the truth when he tells it at all. He probably outright smashed her head into it.

Push his child into a wall in a public business.
Push his wife into a glass panel at home.
Sounds like Nick

 

[Schpoots]

Why does he keep talking about an iceberg?

iceberg

 

[LemonParty]

What on earth is left out there that makes Nick's anus clench?

At this rate finding out that there was a 6th child who was sacrificed to Moloch is not out of the question.

 

[CaptainShitlord]

I was gonna ask why Hoffman wouldn't just dm the nanny on the IG that was literally posted in this thread and offer her money for her side of the story, but then I remembered he is Jewish.

He has no money of his own, just an allowance daddy gives him. He's the very definition of a failson.

 

[Strix454]

Yeah. Nick really needs to correct the record on all this. And he needs to file a billion dollar lawsuit over what was said tonight. That will be more entertaining that whatever this was.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I like how Gabe basically called Nick a sadistic pedophile but then starts to end things by saying, "Well I hope he's a better person nowadays."

Jesus christ man

 

[SigmaBalls]

"I will be making my exit from the 'sektur' as it were" ""

NARRATOR: He is infact, not making his exit from the sektur. As it were.

 

[woodedbag]

Her ability to not bad mouth clients is probably a quality that most people hiring a nanny would appreciate.

I don't know if I'd consider it bad mouthing to explain why she called CPS on a former client

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

Hoffman last week: "I have credible allegations of criminal acts committed by nick rekieta"
Hoffman today: "im not saying any of this is illegal and but its weird isn't it anyway im not going to comment on any of this anymore and im actually exiting the sektur forever."

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Why does he keep talking about an iceberg?

He's Jewish. Iceberg is probably his wife's maiden name

 

[CoomerTine]

Fire up a steam and celebrate this w Nick

 

[Maker's Mark]

FUCK YOU GABE! FUCK YOU!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"This may or not be the tip of the iceberg, you know nick watched redo the healer. It's an VERY important picture of him."

 

[Yes I'm New]

Keanu told him to drag it out, and he sure does.

And all of it is… Hearsay!

Wait until Gabe hears about Nicks drug use. He'll have the sector halted for a month while he recounts how cool he was in highschool.

 

[Coaltergeist]

Underestimated height because the door is further and you can't just draw a line like that.

Just saying I did a straight line from the ground and there's only a one inch difference. I doubt it's more than two inches more than my estimate, unless he's like bending his knees a lot (hard to see)

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Okay, I was disappointed, but this is even funnier. Gabe didn't know about the chiropractor incident. Nick outed himself for no reason.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Drex, let Keanu interview you next week.

 

[CoomerTine]

This woman doesn’t have a functioning brain