Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nupid Sigger]

I agree with this concept. Chris Chan got boring when too many weens were circling him, he (after a very long time) got wise.
Lolcows need green pastures to produce sweet milk. Let them have their deluded successes. The pride before the fall, etc.

I hope he doesn't win anything on Montegraph though. He legitimately called him a boy cock sucking pedophile for no reason.
He's arguing in his Anti-SLAPP dismissal that because Monty played the role of a rapist as an actor, that somehow translates into the actor himself, in reality, being reasonably called a pedophile, which is absurd

There's no way in hell that holds up in the court against monty in favor of Rekieta. I would like to think it wouldn't, even from a pragmatic standpoint, but given the way things have gone in this country for many such cases that are criminal versus his civil case against him, I guess anything can happen.

 

[Oxyjen]

-Nick trapped Kayla in a corner and yelled "HIT ME!" over and over again at her to try and bait her into hitting him so Nick could get her in trouble

-Nick cornered Kayla in the shower and screamed at her. Kayla panicked and bashed her head against the shower window, giving her a gash in her head and concussive symptoms

-Nick's former close friend claims Nick "is physical" with his kids in an "impulsive and disciplinary way" (not punching them) and is comfortable with doing this in front of others, something verified by multiple people

This info wasn't worth 4 fucking hours of recapping Nick's entire history with retard whore Keanu

Thanks for the summary.
Yeah, this could have been a tweet.

 

[CECA Loather]

>Gabe right at the start of the stream last night
"we're no tardski"
>Gabe midway then after the stream
"holy shit she's six million tardski's"

one thing for sure, this probably killed keanu's streaming "career", i can't imagine anyone would want to be hosted by her for any reason after this. which is pretty funny.

It was really a make it or break it moment for Keanu Thompson and I found her way, way more annoying than Gabe Hoffman just recapping everything and dangling the allegations for 4 hours. Indeed, I felt the urge to chokeslam and drive something through glass walls.

At least Gabe gave me a recap. Keanu interrupted constantly with things I don't care like her opinions, treating it like a conversation instead of an interview.

She has no idea how to read out superchats and the dead air where she hums like a bimbo while skimming through the superchats and deciding what to read and not shouting out the person sending the money is infuriating and surprising considering that she supposedly had years of experience doing this.

There was one part where she just displays screenshots describing a torture rape cartoon featuring teenagers and saying nothing expecting the audience to silent read the screenshot and not considering that some are listening, not watching the interview.

She blew this opportunity for clout hard just like how she blew figuratively and literally in her Onlyfans stint. It was such a waste.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine exposing yourself as a child beater over a nothing burger

 

[Sock Cucker]

Nick is still 30 pages behind Chantal in the race to 10K pages.
I had hopes something would come out that would even them up, but, sadly, no.

Thanks to the farmers who suffered so I didn't have to. Semper Fi.

 

[PrestonHolt]

>go to bed because I'm eurofag and enjoy good sleepy time
>Wake up to read 60pages
>99% farmers complaining
>1% still being "not my story to tell/not on kiki"

I know it looks bad, but how retarded are people calling it unironic nick W? He told on himself with "chokeslam", he seethed in the chat, probably got out wife to greenlight more humiliation suing with Aaron. What would satisfy you guy? Yea, Gabe have lost goodwill that rakietalogs gave him, and whatever else he could have noone will believe he have something big if he failed to show it first time. He's gay and Jewish.
The only thing we should take form it is to tell to every faggot like Gabe, Meme, etc, who keeps saying "there's a story but it's not mine to tell" to kill themselves before trying to insert themselves as someone "in the known", drip drip drip from fucking rafters.

 

[Fapcop]

Exactly - but then how does the court disentangle any negative effects from this, from her kids being removed, her husband posting about loving and fucking another one, court cases, financial difficulties...

If she was seeing a therapist, are they going to provide notes of their sessions?

I mean… Kayla already posted nudes of herself. And publicly. Not just to one person.

Good luck to Nick showing any damages, though the seethe we will see when he gets a verdict of $50 worth of damages and 50.000$ worth of lawyers costs will be absolutely delightful.

 

[ChromaQuack]

So how did delaying that gratification work out in the end? I'm sure he delivered video evidence of Nick piledriving his son through an entire building alla DBZ and showed a USB drive that says "bodycam footage" right?

right?

 

[Shagedan]

A near hour and a half of reading donos and pointless riffing, followed by badly sourced gossip and a Mersh segment. Tell me again why Gabe didn’t just go to the Casino?

 

[porkWellington]

Guys you fell for one stupid thing that means Nick was right about everything all along rules are rules

 

[NotreallyPutin]

What are you talking about? She’s flat as a board, front and back.

She has a little bit of tummy, it's not completely flat. It's like a fleshy hump right above he pelvis. I like girls that are model/ballerina thin.

Most of my girlfriends have been contemporary dancers or ballerinas. High degrees of narcissism but great sex.

 

[PrestonHolt]

A near hour and a half of reading donos and pointless riffing, followed by badly sourced gossip and a Mersh segment. Tell me again why Gabe didn’t just go to the Casino?

The same reason legal dicksuker didn't had him on, they didn't wanted to do "rakieta recap", after saying he have something that noone knew, a credible legal stuff, if he told them In DMs what we seen on kiki, they probably laughed him off.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

It was really a make it or break it moment for Keanu Thompson and I found her way, way more annoying than Gabe Hoffman just recapping everything and dangling the allegations for 4 hours. Indeed, I felt the urge to chokeslam and drive something through glass walls.

At least Gabe gave me a recap. Keanu interrupted constantly with things I don't care like her opinions, treating it like a conversation instead of an interview.

She has no idea how to read out superchats and the dead air where she hums like a bimbo while skimming through the superchats and deciding what to read and not shouting out the person sending the money is infuriating and surprising considering that she supposedly had years of experience doing this.

There was one part where she just displays screenshots describing a torture rape cartoon featuring teenagers and saying nothing expecting the audience to silent read the screenshot and not considering that some are listening, not watching the interview.

She blew this opportunity for clout hard just like how she blew figuratively and literally in her Onlyfans stint. It was such a waste.

The value of the Kikibuck will never recover from this.

 

[SigmaBalls]

The same reason legal dicksuker didn't had him on, they didn't wanted to do "rakieta recap", after saying he have something that noone knew, a credible legal stuff, if he told them In DMs what we seen on kiki, they probably laughed him off.

Y'know this just got me thinking, that may honestly be why he ended up on her show. Everyone else just laughed him off in DM's and that was it.
At worst, Gabe has some over-inflated self worth, otherwise he seems harmless enough (please don't fuck with my checking account Gabe we love jews here!)
Now the real thing here i figured out through this thread, is Keanu seems to *think* she's a bimbo. Like, the "cute ditsy blonde who's a little slow in the mind" kind of bimbo, which is fucking pathetic and insufferable. Someone here pointed out how she makes her little "bimbo noises" when she's "trying to work" in the stream, her only way to fill the dead air in the stream is with the dead air going on between her ears. They mirror each other with these distorted self-perceptions, and probably why it only took 30 minutes of streaming together to hate each other for good.
I completely regret the grains of goodwill i gave her going into this. Fuck you Nick for subjecting me to her existence.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

They're both absolute jokes. I'm not sure how you could start out with such perfect material and then make Nick look like the good guy. He isn't, obviously, but these two clowns utterly ruined their opportunity. FUCK both of you idiots.

"Serves you right, you trusted a jew!"
- old American proverb.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Y'all upset at Gabe just don't underatand the Hebrew magic at hand.

Think of the unbridled seethe coursing through Balldo's nitrous fueled brain as a SHORT WEIRD JEWISH NERD says that something he did was wrong to Keanu, a woman he can't shut up. His two least favorite things, judgy prude nerds and loud women, coming together to say his least favorite thing "Nick, you are wrong" and on top of that we know how much "Nick Masterson" can't stand people having morals around him, so having Gabe and Keanu be like, "guys it's wrong to do drugs and hurt kids" leads to him sperging out and making himself look worse by trying to downplay his drug use around his kids.

This is Jewish trickery at it's finest, shalom.

 

[Father Balldo]

Guys you fell for one stupid thing that means Nick was right about everything all along rules are rules

Yep. Time to lock the thread....

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Time for us to commit a mass account deletion. We can never recover from this.

 

[Vibralldo]

Gabe appears to have just called Keanu a "retard".

Not surprising, he was getting really mad at her towards the end

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Gabe appears to have just called Keanu a "retard".

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He was referring to Nick's comment about a Jew and a retard fellating etc. etc.