Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 194 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 215 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 773 32.7%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 447 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 480 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.9%

  • Total voters
    2,366
The "trip" is probably not a trip.

They probably bought a shitty house in Edmonton and are in the process of moving in. Their furniture has not arrived yet so they did a scruffed podcast in their empty basement.

It would make sense really:
  • She can't keep her trap shut and has been talking about how "affordable" real estate is in Canuckistan, especially near Edmonton, in her latest emotional dumping ground of a podcast. They have clearly been looking.
  • This is a perfect way to isolate Ian even more. Now, on top of Anus, he will also be emasculated by her intrusive mother, who may even be worse than her.
  • End game for her is probably to have him move all of his few remaining assets to Canada, and then ultimately RAPE him with a divorce, or even better, by having buck broken him so perfectly that he 41% himself.
If you look at his last pictures, he looks so defeated that he probably knows it himself. This is grime bros.
I bet the new house is in her name. And Ian has publicly credited Anisa for everything he did so if they do get divorce she will just take everything.
 
Yeah, what the fuck is this? Does he think not being able to talk about the most boring shit and listening to Anisa yap is not normal? Most people can't stomach their podcast, he has to live that life.

I am not a psychiatrist so I have no clue what he's talking about. Is it about people with ADHD getting easily distracted? It's concerning how often he seems to enter the state of "zoning out" or how some therapy speak would say- he's dissociating.
He's probably thinking and starting to break Anisa’s conditioning, so Anisa has to remind him his retardation is playing up and needs to take his meds.
 
I've only heard PPP claim this (maybe it's old info) but in this KC episode he mentions Ian already owning a house in Edmonton (16:05)


Maybe they're not indefinitely crashing at Mamma Johma's and are going to move into that house, maybe they're even going to kick out some renters to do it. Not that it would be a huge twist since that episode discusses Ian's been a landlord for years. Surely he would've had to kick a tenant out by now, but of course it's not anti-proletariat when he does it..
 
I want to go back to the hairdresser compilation- might be a pointless note, but Anisa mentioned multiple times how Gayyyyybe started cosmetology school in 1996? How is that possible, it would make him almost 50, no? Is he just a liar like her? Maybe that's why they get along so well. Maybe he just has a really good skincare routine
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I haven't seen this on YouTube before. Comments are paused on that tranny podcast Ian went on and you cant reply/post lmao.
Why does youtube even allow comments at this point, the hugbox culture and draconian moderation so nobody gets their feelies hurt is so incredibly fucking gay. I hate what the Internet has become. If you told me in 2003 this was the future I would have logged off and never looked back.
 
I want to go back to the hairdresser compilation- might be a pointless note, but Anisa mentioned multiple times how Gayyyyybe started cosmetology school in 1996? How is that possible, it would make him almost 50, no? Is he just a liar like her? Maybe that's why they get along so well. Maybe he just has a really good skincare routine
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I guess the youngest he could be is 45 if he started cosmetology school right at 16 years old. (And who knows what the requirements might have been back in the 1990s - might be even more relaxed).

Don’t forget that Anusa is also pushing 40 so they’re not that far in age and the whole “older sugar daddy” thing is cool amongst the 20 something tiktok girlies she desperately tries to copy (and fails).
 
The part about the hairdresser hating you for speaking too little or too much had the potential to be funny. But you know that he is saying it without enough irony and ability to laugh at himself, and also without any proudness or spine, of course, to be able to pull off that kind of both self-righteous and self-deprecating Larry-David-esque humor.
There's plenty of relatable comedy to pull from not knowing what to say to a hairdresser but Ian seems genuinely troubled by it.

It makes me wonder if Anisa ever lectures him on stuff like this, Ian is too quiet/awkward while getting a haircut and when they get home Anisa just lays into him: "Why do you have to be so weird? You embarrassed me in front of Gabe! Why cant you just be normal?!"

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I haven't seen this on YouTube before. Comments are paused on that tranny podcast Ian went on and you cant reply/post lmao.
I just learned that "Alex" on that show is fucking Alex Goldman from Reply All. What a fucking fall from grace, go woke go broke I guess. Shouldn't have stabbed PJ Vogt in the back, you spineless worm, now you can podcast with "the purple creature thing on twitter" and some nobody called Caleb who both sound exactly the same. And you can have scintillating guests on your interview show like Ian "always been shitting my pants" Jomha and Dead "Irrelevant Breadtube tranny" Domain. Your old show wasn't even focused on interviews and you still go way better guests.

Ian is 37.

Wait a minute… he was 20 when she was 15? What groomer! :tomgirl:
He's 34, he turns 35 in 4 months.
 
The King (of Kong) has spoken.

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I want Billy to enter the sektur so bad. He would put down all the amateurs with one hand and use the other for further humiliating Karl on twitter.
I miss waking up to 50 new pages every day (:_( we were spoiled with content after they cut ties with H3.

I'm convinced Darksydephil could have run a better event at this point.
Piggertits had a better wrestling event, this isn't a high bar to beat and icuckzzz can't even do that.
 
Going through the old lolcow threads and someone linked these old videos of teenage Anisa. Not worth archiving but even as a teen, you can see her lack of a real personality and how she morphs to fit the other people (normal as a teen but not healthy as an adult in her thirties).


Removed since yesterday? Were they posted to a channel they own?
 
I could have sworn she was 37, is Ian 37? One of them is 37.
Anisa will turn 32 on June 25th and Ian will turn 35 on October 1st.

I really hope they are up there buying a house in Edmonton because they don’t have enough money to move to Vancouver. Keep watching their house in Seattle to see if it goes on the market. That will be interesting. They have both *claimed* on the podcast they only own the Seattle house right now.

I didn’t get a screenshot but the photo of them in bed watching a movie on a laptop the other night didn’t look like a home that would be “theirs”. It was either a hotel or a relatives home.

I’m sure Anisa needs Maureen now more than ever and they’ve probably put poor old dad in a home by now so it’s safe for Anisa to come there and have her mom pretty much take care of her like a child.
 
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I guess the youngest he could be is 45 if he started cosmetology school right at 16 years old. (And who knows what the requirements might have been back in the 1990s - might be even more relaxed).

Don’t forget that Anusa is also pushing 40 so they’re not that far in age and the whole “older sugar daddy” thing is cool amongst the 20 something tiktok girlies she desperately tries to copy (and fails).
There's a common thing with artists and musicians where you'll see like an advertisement for a gig they're doing and it'll say something like "With over 20+ years of experience on the guitar, Bill Shitdick is truly a wizard on the strings, come enjoy a master of his craft at so n so bar this Thursday". Then you go there and see Bill Shitdick is some random 23 y/o who is just ok at guitar but doesn't seem to have almost any experience performing a show for an audience. What had happened there is that Bill's parents played guitar, and when he was 3 his dad let him mess with one. From there he'd let him mess around with the guitars for years until at some point, maybe at like 10, his parents put him in actual lessons, and Bill played guitar as a hobby for years until eventually he decided he wanted to try and start doing shows.

In the above scenario Bill in the loosest terms technically did start playing guitar 20 years ago, but when it comes to playing shows, he might have only done 1 or 2. There are "careers" where people are aloud to get away with lying about their experience because for most people it's a hobby they started doing as kids. It's a shitty tactic that some people pull to act like they're more authoritative than they actually are or than their skills imply.

Pirate software did the same shit when he claimed he had like 22 years in the professional game development field, but he was only 35 years old. So instead of the more reasonable 13-14 years of experience you might expect from someone his age, he over embellished and tried claiming the status of an industry veteran by saying he had as much experience as some of these 40 and 50 year old developers from the 90's, because he helped his dad who worked at Blizzard or whatever?

To bring this back on topic, this is how Anus views literally everything. Anything that could be interpreted as increasing authority or merit, Anus will claim she or someone she associates with has. Her Barber tells her a story about how his mom used to let him help cut the family's hair, and he shows her a picture of him from 1996? Well in Anus's mind that basically means he went to cosmetology school in 1996.

This is also how she claims to be a master of everything, and how in a similar effort thread I made previously, Anus will claim she is doing or has done multiple very impressive things with literally no proof.

Anus is the kind of cunt that will claim she basically has half a medical doctorate degree because she has a random family member or friend who she lived with while they were going to medical school, and that she helped them study so much every day that she basically memorized the information along with them. The truth being that even if she did do that, she would not have anywhere near that level of medical knowledge, but also that the extent of her help was not being too loud when she was getting fucked so that this random person could study.
 
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I just learned that "Alex" on that show is fucking Alex Goldman from Reply All. What a fucking fall from grace, go woke go broke I guess. Shouldn't have stabbed PJ Vogt in the back, you spineless worm, now you can podcast with "the purple creature thing on twitter" and some nobody called Caleb who both sound exactly the same. And you can have scintillating guests on your interview show like Ian "always been shitting my pants" Jomha and Dead "Irrelevant Breadtube tranny" Domain. Your old show wasn't even focused on interviews and you still go way better guests.


He's 34, he turns 35 in 4 months.
So he is 35, and at one point, she was a 7 year old girl.

SICK. FUCK.
 
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