2025 Israel vs Iran War

why are Iranians cucking with these small rockets and tiny explosions, I want to see huge bombs leveling entire city blocks at once, obliterating civilian areas, government buildings, not this pathetic shitshow
Because Samson Option.
 
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I did in fact say I would not die for Israel last night but that was just me sperging out because I actually feared getting drafted somehow. My bad bro (though I still mean it.)
I don’t want to financially or militarily help Israel at all. That’s my position and I don’t really care what they or any other Middle East county do. I do not want my money or my countrymen over there.
 
YEAH! We’re Costco Guys, so we’re givin’ this beef a SOLID FOUR BOOMS! Let’s keep the world spinnin’, not explodin’! Hit that like button if you’re Team Chicken Bake, not Missiles
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I watch this with a tear in my eye inside my hesco pillow fort while 7.62 flies overhead, I’m starving; it’s Passover 2026, the Jews say they won’t let me lay the Boom with a solid like to get some chicken bake for another 2 weeks. I don’t believe them.
 
Seriously I can speak for all the Jews here when I say; we don't mind posting news and explaining shit but the

"I hate kikes" "I won't die for Israel goy" /pol/tard level crap makes me not want to put the effort in. If you want to circlejerk about how much you hate da joooz make your own thread or post on /pol/. Mark me as MATI all you want but you know its true. I get it, you fuckers don't like us, what more do you have to add?
You're not entitled to dictate how people discuss both sides of a conflict between Muslims and Jews, nor how they respond to repeated claims that they have an obligation to support Israel for a Jew's distorted, self-serving idea of what "Western Civilization" entails.

Especially when one of those sides initiates a potential WW3 level conflict. People are going to be mad.
 
Iranian AA in Tehran from 20 minutes ago


Ambassador Danon to the Security Council: "At this time when Iran is sending hundreds of ballistic missiles to population centers in Israel, ask yourself, what would happen if Iran had a nuclear bomb today - while you continue talking, we will continue with actions." Source
 
no, i was making a joke because their shtick is having a rating meter that is 1-5 on a boom scale and i am rating israel bombing iran 4 out of 5 bombs

the joke isn't funny when i have to explain it
I just looked it up on YouTube and now I feel old. Do people like this content in earnest?
 
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Did any missiles get through from the retaliatory strikes? All the articles I've read didn't specify.
Yes, and it apparently resulted in dozens of injuries.
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You're not entitled to dictate how people discuss both sides of a conflict between Muslims and Jews, nor how they respond to repeated claims that they have an obligation to support Israel for a Jew's distorted, self-serving idea of what "Western Civilization" entails.

Especially when one of those sides initiates a potential WW3 level conflict. People are going to be mad.
You're always impotently mad about Joos though. It's past boring. The same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... it's like trying to read Mein Kampf. After about 50 pages you realize Hitler has already said everything and all that's gonna habben in the next 650 pages is you're going to be reading the same things another 10 times

Potential WW3 level conflict :story: no one is going to war to protect Iran from Israel so why not relax and enjoy the kino?
 
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