I thought it was broccoli that caused strokes? Or does fatty think it's anything that isn't GUD MEAT that causes strokes?Oh the fucking irony of Jack thinking SHURGAR causes strokes and replacing it with a sweetener that's linked to strokes.
No, it's broccoli that causes kidney stones. It's blueberry muffins that cause strokes.
Also, energy drinks and coffee. He had a stroke while driving his family to Vegas some years back and blamed it on one or both of those. (The lack of basic humanity required to almost kill your family and still change absolutely nothing about how you eat or take care of yourself is astonishing.)
He’s one of the most selfish people I’ve ever observed, way more than my own personal IRL Jack. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
What bugs me is that he tries all these fad diets, and for most people those diets result in temporary weight loss. Not many people sustain the weight loss because but people do lose weight while they're on them. However, he never lost any weight. He was too stupid and lacked the willpower to even lose weight temporarily. He would keep obviously cheating on his diet in front of us like we wouldn't notice that he's eating a bunch of sweets and bread while saying he's on a keto diet or whatever. Plus of course any sort of cardio or exercise is out. He'd rather limp around, slur his words and die in a few years than walk on a treadmill for 30 minutes a day. It legitimately makes me upset that he has experienced multiple wake up calls, multiple rock bottoms, but he's genuinely too stubborn and retarded to heed them. A lot of people don't get as many chances as him, a lot of people it's one and done.
So another video not even 6 minutes long, and uses the first 2 minutes to call out someone bitching about his pronunciation of cumin, and acting like a snotty brat claiming he's right because chatgpt of all fucking things.
what the fuck are those stink lines around his ass? did he fart? I didn't know bitmojis could do that.
What's weird to me is Jack constantly spews the dumb boomer views of the dimmest Trumper, to the point even Trumpers are embarrassed by his bullshit, but meanwhile, he's too brain-damaged to recognize wokeshit when he's looking it in the face and has every stereotypical SJW trait from being a total Karen to soyfacing constantly to narcissistically viewing himself as being at the center of the universe.
And ranting about duh vaxx while monk fruit also doubles the risk of blood clots.
And then he'd throw an angy baby tantrum when anyone pointed out what he was doing openly.
PREFER MONGFROOOh the fucking irony of Jack thinking SHURGAR causes strokes and replacing it with a sweetener that's linked to strokes.
Woof, this was the radio station free-use pass around?
What's the point of pretending to have a fake and gay diet when you choose to chow down on three different types of vegetables, one of which is specifically designed to scare off the wife so you can eat all of it? That automatically fails said diet, so it's not like this is a dumb way to avoid getting bullied by your bald bitch of a brother.
Jack's house would already be picked clean before he could push himself out of his chair to do anything about it.
It feels great that the only sweeteners I use are sugar and honey.
Jack is so behind on the times. People are having Palestinian flags up. It's probably going to switch to Mexico or Iran's flag depending on which issue get's the most attention.Jack acts big brained about multiple things happening at once
I hate that shitty AI thumbnail so much. What pan is round on one side but hexagonal or whatever on the other?
