Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[glass_houses]

Can't believe she used filters on her rotten teeth. I'm dead.

It shows that she's aware of how gross her mouth is. I've been wondering if she realised how awful it looked.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I actually don’t hate her hair like that. It’s a drastic choice but it’s better than lank and dirty.

I'm a sucker for big, 80s style hair so I can't bring myself to fully hate on that look. However, in typical Anna fashion, she half-assed the look and instead of going full 80s glam babe she decided to look like a clown

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

I know I'm a day late and a dollar short on this but... guys, she is 100% not joking when she says she's an elite athlete. She genuinely believes this. She looked like she was going to cry when she saw her result on that thing. She's even more delusional that we imagined!

 

[thejackal2]

I know I'm a day late and a dollar short on this but... guys, she is 100% not joking when she says she's an elite athlete. She genuinely believes this. She looked like she was going to cry when she saw her result on that thing. She's even more delusional that we imagined!

She should revisit that quarter mile walk from the dock to the beach on her luxury influencer disney cruise, that'll learn her good. She had to get a golf cart back, elite athlete and runner!

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Re: the JVN stuff
Stealing this from reddit, but Mr. JVN himself commented on Anna's post. The redditors think he's shading her, I doubt it. Funny to think though.

 

[gunts anonymous]

To add to what everyone else already said, she has a lot of "tells" people who have spent a lot of time around alcoholics have picked up. Just off the top of my head...she says things that later she clearly has no memory of ever saying, she slurs, and she'll have that particular overly-self-aware-yet-somehow-oblivious spatial awareness and awkwardness people who drink and are trying to hide it have. She'll also claim to have cold yet have symptoms more reminiscent of a bad hangover a regular binger in their forties. It's tons of little things added together that makes people speculate.

It's funny, despite what everyone else has already contributed, she claims to be almost always sober her adult life. She's a fucking deluded liar, what else is new.

I know I’m a bit late, but I wanted to point out that in Anna’s deluded view ‘sober’ and ‘drank alcohol but not enough to feel drunk’ might just be the same thing.

When I was at my heaviest, it took 3-4 stiff drinks for me to start feeling the buzz. I can only imagine how much Anna needs to drink to get that buzz at her size & tolerance level.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

This bitch. "It took me 4 years to learn how to set my hair like this." What?

She set it like that on a whim to avoid packing for a trip.
Then said this about the result:View attachment 7495982
(She says, "I literally didn't know where it'd end up," but though a "I'm so quirky and joyous!" guffaw, so the caption had a hard time.)

Doesn't seem like something she took four years to practice. What an arbitrary lie. Everything has to be a struggle and a journey.

Comment on her AI post. Stolen from reddit.
Would be funny if instagram started tagging AI on individual photos because of workarounds like this…

 

[head lamb]

honestly the lighting is doing some heavy lifting lol

The lighting adjusted her clown makeup, fixed her eyebrows, added bronzer and freckles, fixed her teeth, fucked up her sclera, sharpened her chin, struggled to produce a collar bone... girl. Nobody believes that.

The only heavy lifting happening is when Anna gets up out of her chair.

I can't wait for the muscular lady with the big lips to do a reaction video on this one.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

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She obviously won't go anywhere near a national park again, but at least they got her money for a year's worth so I can get behind that. And if it's a recurring payment she will likely forget to cancel in time and they'll get another year of money from her.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

She obviously won't go anywhere near a national park again, but at least they got her money for a year's worth so I can get behind that. And if it's a recurring payment she will likely forget to cancel in time and they'll get another year of money from her.

It’s a one time $80 fee. But yeah, at least the park service got money from her and if she never goes again, everybody wins.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

She obviously won't go anywhere near a national park again, but at least they got her money for a year's worth so I can get behind that. And if it's a recurring payment she will likely forget to cancel in time and they'll get another year of money from her.

It’s a one time $80 fee. But yeah, at least the park service got money from her and if she never goes again, everybody wins.

And if she DOES manage to go, some park goers will get to experience a yeti sighting! It’s truly a win-win no matter how you slice it.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

And if she DOES manage to go, some park goers will get to experience a yeti sighting! It’s truly a win-win no matter how you slice it.

I feel like "blurry footage of Anna as Bigfoot" would be something Kate Winslet would create

 

[Barbarella]

I can't wait for the muscular lady with the big lips to do a reaction video on this one.

The more pregnant Ilona gets, the snarkier and funnier she gets. She’s really bringing the receipts these days too. She’s becoming my fav Anna reactor. (out of two that I watch.) I’ll miss her when she has her baby. Maybe she’ll get a good baby who sleeps a lot.

 

[lonelygorl15]

JFC Anna.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

It’s a one time $80 fee. But yeah, at least the park service got money from her and if she never goes again, everybody wins.

I’m sure she’ll find herself at plenty of car-accessible overlooks to make it appear she’s crossing items off her list. I can definitely see her taking pics and videos at both of the Grand Canyon trailheads that let you go rim to rim a pretending she actually did the 20+ mile hike.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Anna, those feet are disproportionately large and ugly, as are you. Be radically compassionate and contain those things.

You know she could take off muh compression long enough to film these stupid vids. Gotta grab those pity points, eh?

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

That gunt's iconic.

 

[Poopfart]

The more pregnant Ilona gets, the snarkier and funnier she gets. She’s really bringing the receipts these days too. She’s becoming my fav Anna reactor. (out of two that I watch.) I’ll miss her when she has her baby. Maybe she’ll get a good baby who sleeps a lot.

I was really neutral on her before but the past few months shes become so much snarkier and hilarious. Her last video making fun of Anna’s “acting” made me actually laugh out loud a few times.

JFC Anna.


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This is fucking disgusting