Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Something Awful said:
This was pre-Norm/11, so the implication was that it was some MAGA burglar trying to silence political firebrand Rick.

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Nowadays he has toned down his bullshit somewhat, since he knows everything will be fact-checked by a dozen people, but outlandish lies like this really show he has the mind of a child (ironically). Chuds broke into his apartment to steal his joke book! You can't make this shit up, unless you're Fat Rick.
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Setting up his gun being stolen before using it to murder Bernell?
 
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This poor funster has suffered Patrick-induced rib trauma and he's laughing...
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He really likes the idea of his detractors pissing themselves.
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He really likes the idea of his detractors pissing themselves.
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"Especially the last part", that's his main concern. Not that he's never paid child support, but that he's definitely not getting bullied. Please do not write that he got bullied! 45 year old man, btw. What a useless worm.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
One of these days we'll get footage of him getting his ass kicked in and it'll be glorious.
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Doubtful because even if he leaves the safety of the fart couch to venture into public, he doesn't actually behave the way an Actual Tough Guy running an all-you-can-eat tooth buffet for his enemies would. Note that him lobbing such a pathetic punch at the cops that I'm surprised they didn't laugh doesn't count. That was him being in the throes of passion given that he was so close to executing one of his favorite fantasies so he wasn't thinking logically.
SixPennyWalnut said:
Setting up his gun being stolen before using it to murder Bernell?
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If he was actually that intelligent and forward-thinking I suspect his life would be significantly different.
 
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ddlloo said:
The book is finished but no one wants to publish it.
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Wrong as always, stalker. It's right here. It's pretty good too, and it was on Amazon before Rick fatly abused the DMCA. I need to clarify that this was not written by Rick at all but by the pests, which you can tell by it being funny.
I Just Can't Do It :( said:
He is a conservative, remember?
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He sure is fatly conserving all the mass.
 

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Anonymus Fluhre said:
One of these days we'll get footage of him getting his ass kicked in and it'll be glorious.
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Lol, nope. One of the trolls actually went down to Hooligans when he was in their posting on twitter. The troll told him where he was and asked him outside, after Pat had said he would destroy the guy if he showed up.

Do you think Pig went outside to square up like he claimed he would?

Nope.

Hid in the bathroom and called the police. Was for the best though, because it went to court, and Pat officially denied he would kill and eat black children. Thats on record now, hope someone from the future comes across it and has a whole night wondering who the hell Pat was and if he really did eat black children.

Oh, and the only person Pat would fight is Nick, as he likes to attack to attack women.
 
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ParasiteSteve said:
Lol, nope. One of the trolls actually went down to Hooligans when he was in their posting on twitter. The troll told him where he was and asked him outside, after Pat had said he would destroy the guy if he showed up.

Do you think Pig went outside to square up like he claimed he would?

Nope.

Hid in the bathroom and called the police. Was for the best though, because it went to court, and Pat officially denied he would kill and eat black children. Thats on record now, hope someone from the future comes across it and has a whole night wondering who the hell Pat was and if he really did eat black children.

Oh, and the only person Pat would fight is Nick, as he likes to attack to attack women.
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It gets better. The court case was Pat trying to get a Temporary Restraining Order against the troll (Andrew Nadolski), and Pat fucked it up so badly he didn't get it. Pat was so convinced he'd get it automatically that he didn't bring any evidence and thought his word would be enough. Then Big Dick Andrew produced texts from Pat challenging him to a fight. Turns out you can't call out someone for a rumble in the parking lot then ask for a Restraining Order when they take you up on your offer.

The case featured Pat getting enraged at the judge ("Sir that did NOT OCCUR") and the Judge scratching his head at what he was seeing before calling them both retards and telling them to never darken his door again. One of the great Patposting moments.
 
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The case featured Pat getting enraged at the judge ("Sir that did NOT OCCUR") and the Judge scratching his head at what he was seeing before calling them both retards and telling them to never darken his door again.
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Tbh they both were retards but Nadolski at least took responsibility for acts of retardation and didn't lie. That goes a long way in court, especially when the other guy not only has no case, but is a belligerent retard to the judge and stupidly lies to his face.
 
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He really likes the idea of his detractors pissing themselves.
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Goes well with his insistence that a whole cell block will gather around to watch his prisoned stalkers take a shit. How does that work in his head, is there a terlet in the middle of the pod? Or does everyone line up and parade past the cell one by one?
 
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ParasiteSteve said:
Lol, nope. One of the trolls actually went down to Hooligans when he was in their posting on twitter. The troll told him where he was and asked him outside, after Pat had said he would destroy the guy if he showed up.

Do you think Pig went outside to square up like he claimed he would?

Nope.

Hid in the bathroom and called the police. Was for the best though, because it went to court, and Pat officially denied he would kill and eat black children. Thats on record now, hope someone from the future comes across it and has a whole night wondering who the hell Pat was and if he really did eat black children.

Oh, and the only person Pat would fight is Nick, as he likes to attack to attack women.
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That's his trolls, and they're not the type of people who will throw down either. It's easy to show up at a bar when you know the guy is a pussy and wont do shit it's another to show up with the intent to start a fight.
Bias Judge. said:
He’s big mad at his brother Kyle

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Lawsuit isn't going too well is it Patrick?
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This is JUST LIKE STAR WARS !!!

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The RSS has been doing quite well for themselves for the past 100 years and is probably one of the main groups responsible for taking out Muslim filth. One Political sides fascist group is another sides heroes. Fascism has no meaning other than "the side I hate the most".
 
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Black Jackie is back ! She posted to Instagram, which Leslie shared a link to on X. I have no idea how to post Instagram videos, I’m old and retarded.

To summarize, she sent a big report to the Attorney General and contacted some media outlets. It all sounds kinda stupid but will probably get a rise out of Porky.

https://x.com/virtuallyleslie/status/1933661730665812376
 
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Pat was so convinced he'd get it automatically that he didn't bring any evidence and thought his word would be enough
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Also, Andrew had previously posted on Ona that he'd lost the texts and his phone company said they were unretrivable. Patrick, who was obsessively reading their forum, fell for it, because he's fat and retarded. He thought he would be able to show up and completely lie about what the texts said.
 
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