2025 Israel vs Iran War

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theres appromixately 15 JIDF zionist kikes in here at any given time mass sperging about how jews did nothing wrong. point me to a single muzzie defender and ill gladly call their prophet a pedophile and their sands niggered, but there aren't any.

you sound upset

you should take solace in the 15 other jew spergs in here you can commiserate with, shouldnt you. you are not alone!

 

[SBG]

So I was talking to a friend of mine in Iran (he and his friends and family are safe btw) and he told me that the fake McDonald's, KFC, Taco bells etc that Iran have are actually better than the shit we have (because the ingredients are all local). Ngl I really want to try a fake McDonald's.

Yeah I don't think it's an issue of shopping locally so much as just having better ingredients used in general. It's why so many upscale burger places really got popular in the US. People like it when better quality meats, spices, toppings and so on are used.

Like today I got a banh mi from a "fast foodish" place near me. Wonderfully juicy pork, crisp veggies and so on. Delightful. Versus average vietnamese places that will burn the shit out of their pork, have limp veggies and generally "meh". But it's more an issue of who is using the better ingredients.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

The absolute bizarre thing about this all is that Hezbullah and Hamas have the greatest opportunity of all to bomb the fuck out of Israel while all defences are out of sync and they're not. No wonder Israel can outsmart 99% of the Middle East when they're fighting absolute retards.

Seriously that's the only reason why Israel is a major regional power and not say....Greece.

Yeah I don't think it's an issue of shopping locally so much as just having better ingredients used in general. It's why so many upscale burger places really got popular in the US. People like it when better quality meats, spices, toppings and so on are used.

Like today I got a banh mi from a "fast foodish" place near me. Wonderfully juicy pork, crisp veggies and so on. Delightful. Versus average vietnamese places that will burn the shit out of their pork, have limp veggies and generally "meh". But it's more an issue of who is using the better ingredients.

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If you have the ability go to a kosher place (the less Ashkenazi the better unless you like heavy food) because it all has to be kosher the stuff tends to come from local sources so it's fresher.


I can't speak to other places in the usa but I imagine it's similar for different foods and the like.

 

[soy_king]

The US gives money to a foreign government to buy US goods.
That's called a subsidy. That means they are getting it for free lol.

I never said that they didn't receive a subsidy, but the condition of that subsidy is that they need to use that money on U.S. goods that tend to be manufactured in the Rust Belt, The two concepts aren't mutually exclusive.

Next time I go car shopping I'll try the same thing, think it will work?

If you put on some prosthetics and couldn't stop complaining about the weather, then you might have a chance, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

 

[Satan SoJoe]

Has anyone made this joke yet?

Spoiler: Stuff

"Folks, just tremendous news, you will die for Israel, just tremendous, Israel is bombing Iran, it’s a very strong bombing, maybe the strongest ever, and you will die for Israel, you will die for Israel, under my perfect leadership, We will be intervening big time, believe me, it’s gonna be like the Super Bowl but with more white people, We’ve got the best planes, the best bombs, beautiful, beautiful bombs, and frankly, Iran is gonna be so confused when they see all those Americans deploying on Israel, they will be crying all night, let me tell you, Sleepy joe... sleepy joe would never die for Israel, SAD! spoke to Netanyahu, great guy, great guy, some say the best, and I told him, ‘Habibi, let’s make Nuclear War great again!”

 

[draggs]

>mfw you speak retardese
Nigga... what??

i find it hard to believe that someone who spends 99% of their time in this thread sperging about jews and going on sticker sprees over posts that dont sperg about jews doesn't have a side. despite spending 1% of his time saying he doesn't. i kept this to words of two syllables (except that one) i hope it helps

 

[>IMPLYING]

It's also the English.

Nah. Oversimplification, and far more blame to be shared than most people are willing to admit. If we want to pin this on Israel itself, there's a ton of factors surrounding its initial creation to factor in wherein responsibility lies at the feet of: the Arabs, the Jews, the Brits, the Americans, and the UN.

The UK was on a federalism kick when it came to granting the colonies their independence and was rather naïve so desired a state of Israeli/Palestine co-existence (White paper of 1939) after the original plan of partition (Peel commission) fell out of favour. The country was originally meant to be Arab-lead initially but with guaranteed Jewish autonomy/representation (the Brits valued Arab support in the region over Jews so that nips the whole "Rothschilds control the government" angle). There were even restrictions in place to ensure that Jews would remain a minority to the Arabs and restricted Jewish immigration to the area to 75k a year, even refusing to let in 100k Jews who survived the holocaust because it would violate this stipulation. America/Truman then pressured the UK to let them in, eventually leading to an Arab revolt and subsequent stewardship and planning on what to do to the UN. And what was factored in, and made mandatory in the decision regarding the UN's decision? A visit to concentration camps!

So ultimately they decided on partition to give the Jews a homeland whilst not excluding the Arabs, but the country was to be split (unironically) as so:

Compared to the British partition:

They're both ugly but it was like it was like the UN plan was designed to fuck up. Partition was probably the optimal plan since it would make neither side happy to the fullest extent but neither would they be forced to interact. The UN's partition made them both unhappy and forced them to interact by having them have to cross over into each other's territory just to visit other areas.

Here's the Peel commission's comments on the Jews and Arabs:
Jews:

"from the ages of three or four years, when children enter the kindergarten to be taught Hebrew if they do not know it already, pride in the past of Jewry and in the National Home as an exclusively and intensely Jewish achievement is the dynamic centre-point of their whole intellectual development. The idea that they are to share their life in any way with the Arabs, that they are growing up to be fellow-citizens with Arabs in a common Palestinian state, is only recognised in the teaching of a little Arabic in the secondary schools... So far, in fact, from facilitating a better understanding between the races, the Jewish educational system is making it more and more difficult as, year by year, its production of eager Jewish nationalists mounts up."

Arabs:

"Arab nationalism is as intense a force as Jewish. The Arab leaders' demand for national self-government and the shutting down of the Jewish National Home has remained unchanged since 1929. Like Jewish nationalism, Arab nationalism is stimulated by the educational system and by the growth of the Youth Movement. It has also been greatly encouraged by the recent Anglo-Egyptian and Franco-Syrian Treaties. The gulf between the races is thus already wide and will continue to widen if the present Mandate is maintained. The position of the Palestine Government between the two antagonistic communities is unenviable. There are two rival bodies – the Arab Higher Committee allied with the Supreme Moslem Council on the one hand, and the Jewish Agency allied with the Va'ad Leumi on the other – who make a stronger appeal to the natural loyalty of the Arab and the Jews than does the Government of Palestine. The sincere attempts of the Government to treat the two races impartially have not improved the relations between them. Nor has the policy of conciliating Arab opposition been successful. The events of last year proved that conciliation is useless."

Was what happened thereafter in '47 and '48 any surprise then?

The absolute bizarre thing about this all is that Hezbullah and Hamas have the greatest opportunity of all to bomb the fuck out of Israel while all defences are out of sync and they're not. No wonder Israel can outsmart 99% of the Middle East when they're fighting absolute retards.

They rely on Iran for funding and at the moment they're a bit dry. It's likely the proxies were meant to be a distraction/money sink for Israel rather than Israel focusing on Iran itself, but that's just a theory.

For four decades, Iran poured billions of dollars, weapons and military minds into a grand defense project: building up a network of anti-Israel militias in the Middle East known as the “Axis of Resistance” that would join Iran if a war with Israel broke out.

The stunning series of Israeli strikes on Iran on Friday underscored just how degraded that axis has become over the past year, with few expecting those armed groups to meaningfully respond to the Israeli aggression, experts say.

In the clearest sign of that weakened stance, the Lebanese militant group Hezbollah, seen as Iran’s most powerful proxy, condemned the Israeli attack in a statement but stopped short of vowing any military action in response — a notable omission from a group that has long served as the central pillar of the axis.

“The axis hasn’t been fully destroyed, but it has been significantly diminished beyond the point of return,” said Mohanad Hage Ali, a senior fellow at the Carnegie Middle East Center in Beirut. “It has been transformed into an axis of sitting ducks waiting for the next Israeli strikes rather than taking initiative and pushing Israel into the defense, as was the case just a few years ago.”

Iran fostered the web of armed groups — including Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis of Yemen and militias in Iraq — to enable them to carry out attacks on Israel and to provide Iran with valuable allies in the region that could serve as a deterrent against Israeli attacks on Iran itself.
After the deadly Hamas-led attacks in Israel on Oct. 7, 2023, and Israel’s devastating invasion of Gaza, many of those groups carried out their own strikes against Israel. But in the year and a half since, Israel launched audacious attacks on those militias in Lebanon, Syria, Yemen and Iran, and the response from the Axis has grown increasingly muted.

In Lebanon, Hezbollah is battered after its 14-month war with Israel that wiped out the group’s top brass, destroyed large chunks of its arsenal and left the country with a multibillion-dollar bill for reconstruction.

Its stinging defeat also spurred political momentum against the group, undoing its once iron grip on Lebanon’s politics, after many Lebanese blamed Hezbollah for dragging the country into one of its deadliest and most destructive wars.

“Beyond military limitations, Hezbollah’s political standing is also strained,” said Johnny Mounayar, a political analyst based in Beirut. “Domestically in Lebanon, opposition to Hezbollah has grown and even former allies are no longer aligned with it.”

The strongest arm of the axis now appears to be the Houthis, who control most of northwestern Yemen and have been launching rockets and drones at Israel and targeting ships in the Red Sea since October 2023, in what Houthi officials have characterized as a campaign of solidarity with Palestinians in Gaza.

Those attacks appeared to ramp up last month when a Houthi missile landed near a terminal of Israel’s main international airport. In response, Israel bombed the international airport in Yemen, which serves the capital, Sana, causing extensive damage and destroying the last remaining aircraft used by the Houthi government, according to Israeli officials.
The Houthis have still retained their ability to hit ships in the Red Sea, and last month they expanded their attacks on Israeli interests there to include vessels at or on their way to the port of Haifa.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Off topic, but I kinda wonder what faking Jewish suffering will look like in 2025, with all of the advancements in AI.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

he marks every post I make as "autistic" or "dumb" or "mati" dude's a loon.

Mine too. I checked his profile, and it looks like he's literally going through the post history of everyone who negrated him, and revenge rating them lmao

Spoiler: this isn't even half of mine btw lol

Edit: Not even five minutes later, and he's doing it again lmao

 

[Judex Meus]

No wonder Israel can outsmart 99% of the Middle East when they're fighting absolute retards.

Muslims, for the vast majority of their history, have only flourished under the rule of a strong, autocratic caliphate. Literally pick any time in history when the Muslims were dominant and it was because the caliphs had the smaller retard countries under their boot (and protection). It's no wonder that most of them are inbred retards. The Saudis seem to be the only ones who've started to figure it out, hence why they've done relatively well compared to their neighbors.

There, I've paid my muzzie hate tax.

 

[draggs]

theres appromixately 15 JIDF zionist kikes in here at any given time mass sperging about how jews did nothing wrong. point me to a single muzzie defender and ill gladly call their prophet a pedophile and their sands niggered, but there aren't any.

doesnt matter to me if your jew spergery takes on an aspect of moon worshipper simping or not, you're still extremely invested in jew sperging either way

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Well kids, you know you've been protesting to Free Palestine for the past two years? How do you feel about getting drafted to go fight for Israel?

Is the draft still a thing like it was in WWII, or is it just the Selective Service for 18-25 year olds?

Chances of WWIII are absolutely zero.
For any "WWIII" chance, China would have to get involved and China's not jumping in to bail out Iran.

We will be funneling a shitload of money to them, that's a guarantee. We won't be getting involved outside of BM defense and some other behind the scenes ways unless they do the big stupid and attack our assets directly out there. Which right now they need every missile they can get to lob at Israel to try and score hits, so I find it unlikely.

Above zero, but close to none.

Thank you for explaining. I feel dumb for getting nervous whenever there's WWIII panic before I read more into it.

They nuked a McDonald's...?

I wonder what Ambassador Grimace will have to say about this.

I've thought of some of my own names for future military operations, just in case the brass are reading and need some ideas. I hope you'll all indulge me:
Operation Mickey Mouse Club
Operation You're Abusing Me
Operation Electric Aunt Jemima
Operation It Was Just A Joke
Operation The Wacky Doctor's Game

Operation The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

So many retards on Twitter don't understand this parody.

https://x.com/ShaykhSulaiman/status/1933683499313082422

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No, I can assure you this is real.

Personally I've never agreed with the Israeli Star Destroyer program. If Palpat- sorry, Netanyahu, used common sense he'd realise that Star Destroyers are simply the wrong tool to use against insurgents that prefer hit & run attacks. It would surely be smarter to invest in large quantities of smaller, quicker and more cost-efficient craft that could run down the rebel scum before they can escape.

But what do I know, I'm just a lowly ISB inspector.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Yeah I don't think it's an issue of shopping locally so much as just having better ingredients used in general. It's why so many upscale burger places really got popular in the US. People like it when better quality meats, spices, toppings and so on are used.

Like today I got a banh mi from a "fast foodish" place near me. Wonderfully juicy pork, crisp veggies and so on. Delightful. Versus average vietnamese places that will burn the shit out of their pork, have limp veggies and generally "meh". But it's more an issue of who is using the better ingredients.

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Your average Asian restaurant is owned by Chinese people banking on you not being able to tell, with a kitchen full of illegals.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Find a cute nerdy Jewish girl, wife her, and try to earnestly join the tribe. You may only be recognized as fully Jewish by more reform-oriented Rabbis, but at least your offspring will have it good.

Honestly, that’s not a bad life strategy tbh…

Why not reverse assimilate it and convert your jewess wife away from the tribe?

 

[draggs]

Operation The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Operation Send In Mrs. Costanza. The war is over in an hour as all the Iranian leaders an hero themselves

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Sometimes you don’t want to believe. But the Jews really are titans on earth. They are inescapable and all powerful.

I don’t know how you stop them, because every means that has been tried has failed.

Become Jewish, see how that cookie crumbles.

fuck man maybe we shouldn't be bombing them. haha


tell me you don't know how aid works without telling me you don't know how aid works.


Give me a source.

https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/the-press-office/2016/09/14/fact-sheet-memorandum-understanding-reached-israel

Israeli culture seems to treat everyone else like a פראייר for why? because everyone else "doesn't get it"? thats the overwhelming impresison.

The two concepts aren't mutually exclusive.

Why can't you just admit that the Israelis have the upper hand "by means of deception" and so they are taking advantage?
It's like you're so disrespectful about it, that you can't even admit that this is all done because Israel is playing a zero sum game with biblical enemies?
Is it because most antisemitic people never bothered to open the Torah? Then yeah I can see how they "deserve it".
Half the reason the world is annoyed with Israel is because they claim victimhood when everyone knows they've got the best gear, tons of money, tons of investments in foreign enterprises, and leverage in the governments of diaspora countries.
I think people would respect that a lot more than "but we're spending your money on the rust belt" like thats cool buddy, but that literally only serves you. The money is just going in a circle, and the product goes to you.
Foregoing the idea that it isn't extremely advantageous that Israel's defense industries are located on an entirely different continent, and manned by a larger population whose economy can be harnessed.
Just admit the real perspective, that Israel is going to do whatever it wants, because they think they're smarter than everyone lol. Why is that so hard?

Pic related: it's Israel

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

theres appromixately 15 JIDF zionist kikes in here at any given time mass sperging about how jews did nothing wrong. point me to a single muzzie defender and ill gladly call their prophet a pedophile and their sands niggered, but there aren't any.

Sir if 3 jews posting on a drama forum cause this much distress for you I'm worried for your health when Trump visits Israel again.


By the way does your mother ever regret burdening the world with your retardation?

 

[soy_king]

Mine too. I checked his profile, and it looks like he's literally going through the post history of everyone who negrated him, and revenge rating them lmao

Spoiler: this isn't even half of mine btw lol

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Edit: Not even five minutes later, and he's doing it again lmao
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I can't say I've ever seen someone this butthurt before. I feel like it might even deserve its own sticker.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

This comment is going to age poorly, and you're going to look like a faggot.

I'll be waiting!

you sound upset

you should take solace in the 15 other jew spergs in here you can commiserate with, shouldnt you. you are not alone!

I only wonder what goes on in the minds of these kind of users.