Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 40.0%
  • Total voters
    423
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Oh nonono.
 
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RotPockets said:
God those tits are just awful, depressingly so. They could have somehow looked better if the were smaller and perky, instead of these triangle tranny moobs. No wonder she is addicted to cocaine, it’s to forget about her wretched visage.
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"Mournful tits, like two little suicide notes stuffed in a bra. "They're like 'watching a kid with progeria breaking all his ribs catching a Nerf football' sad".
 
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Melty Butter said:
(Kayla is a lot shorter, April too, vs Nick. It must be fake, right?)
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They could be on an elevated platform, their feet are not visible (much to @Fapcop's sorrow).
It does appear to be an intentional, staged photo. No one looks like that much of a faggot by happenstance.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Was skelly's "wash in" claims based on this study? That's embarrassing.
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Yes. Nick is a man of one study. He sent the same thing to Spectre months ago.

daffodils said:
The press release announces this 2016 paper about problems with the washing procedures used on hair samples. The paper is available on Scihub:

The press release announces this 2016 paper about problems with the washing procedures used on hair samples. The paper is available on Scihub:

https://www.wellesu.com/10.1021/acs.analchem.5b03979
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AnOminous said:
It's pretty endemic in Alabama and New Orleans. Other places, too, basically any barbecue style called white sauce. It's amazing how Nick can't be right about anything at all these days.
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AnOminous said:
So it literally was Alabama white sauce. Kurt's cooking is pretty mid but he at least knows the basics, unlike Cuckieta.

He reminds me of the retard August the Duck dunking on Jack Scalfani and somehow, he always manages to mock the one thing Jack does right and make himself look like an even bigger idiot than Jack.
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Alabama White Sauce typically uses Mayo, not cream, I think. Could be a variant or something, idk.
 
ChromaQuack said:
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Oh nonono.
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The original had the lyric "Drexel's gonna fuck his wife."

If Five Finger Full Price parodies the same song, he can now change that to "Aaron's gonna fuck my wife." :story:

Grayback said:
Nick is angrily vagueposting again.
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If he wants to bitch about legal filings, maybe he should be bitching about the absolutely awful one his lawyer Randazza just filed in the Monty case.
 
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Grayback said:
Nick is angrily vagueposting again.
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Once again, he can't actually refute anything. He has no contradictory evidence that he can point to, where X couldn't be true because of Y. He won't even specify which thing(s) Hardin is supposedly lying about.
All he has is "IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUUUUU!"
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And yet no denial of the sharting

Curious
 
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Captain Manning said:
The original had the lyric "Drexel's gonna fuck his wife."

If Five Finger Full Price parodies the same song, he can now change that to "Aaron's gonna fuck my wife." :story:


If he wants to bitch about legal filings, maybe he should bitching be about the absolutely awful one his lawyer Randazza just filed in the Monty case.
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Just started my Rekieta watching this year, was very impressed to find people in his threads accurately predicting Nick's "lifestyle" all the way back in 2018 🤯
 
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