Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Anyone else waiting for a parody of Red Right Hand, Blue Right Hand by Nick Rekieta and the Bad Sneeds?

 

[Swole McPole]

Umami already has its own specific word/term in Asian cooking. The Japanese calls it umami while the Chinese calls it 鮮 (xian). We didn't have one.

This seems like as good a place as any to mention the fact that my Kiwifarms cooking niggers should be watching Fallow. Best cooking channel on YouTube for my money.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is just petty AF.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with what Kurt said in his tweet.

Jackson's closing was a homerun start to finish. Don't know what he's talking about in relation to the beginning. Brennan was a disjointed mess.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Aaron and Jamal caused that

While you degens are here discussing Alabama white sauce, Salmonella, and sharts, I keep checking back to see if anyone has figured out if this pic is real. (From EVS's phone from Nick.)
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(Kayla is a lot shorter, April too, vs Nick. It must be fake, right?)

He's standing on a box

 

[James done did it]

You're insane, I didn't fart. Actually, it was YOU who farted, projection much? And if I did shit my pants, it was a good thing.

 

[oh no im late for school]

He's standing on a box

nick's clearly standing in sand, slowly sinking exactly like a camera tripod would because everyone knows a camera tripod simply cannot stand on sand!

 

[Mysterious Figure]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
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He just awkwardly swallowed, and it made a gulp sound.

 

[Captain Manning]

He sent a study using an entirely different method that's typically used on liquids in the pharmaceutical industry to try and convince people of his insane theories?
Well it's a good thing that his orbiters are as fucking stupid as grifty. I'm probably the only one here willing to waste my weekends reading these. Too bad for this skelly freak.

He's worse than a breadtuber.

You might consider cross-posting your findings into Gifty's thread. It's still cooking in PG ATM, but I am fairly confident it'll make its way out eventually. Especially if he keeps being an absolute idiot.

 

[Glowie]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!

Imagine the smell be glad internet can't transmit smells or taste if you're a mouth breather.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You're insane, I didn't fart. Actually, it was YOU who farted, projection much? And if I did shit my pants, it was a good thing.

"I'd like to get ahead of what's coming up likely, uh heh, at the end of this week. Gabe, is going to claim - that I shit myself so hard and that it was pure diarrhea that flooded out onto my chair and on the floor. Now this is totally made up and there isn't any footage of it. So you just need to know its a lie to make me look bad."

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Kayla is a lot shorter, April too, vs Nick. It must be fake, right?

The old apple crate trick.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

He sent a study using an entirely different method that's typically used on liquids in the pharmaceutical industry to try and convince people of his insane theories?
Well it's a good thing that his orbiters are as fucking stupid as grifty. I'm probably the only one here willing to waste my weekends reading these. Too bad for this skelly freak.

He's worse than a breadtuber.

Can you do a similar deep dive on the shart? We need audio spectrum analysis.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Ok i have to put this here.... Some one have fun swapping the faces out. Best 10 min fart joke movie ever!

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Kurt should block so he can’t quote tweet him. He will have to screen shot him. That that will annoy the fuck out of him.

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair, you could apply that kind of logic to every major thread on here:
"I can't believe Bossmanjack thread regulars think "your mom" jokes and calling people rats is the pinnacle of comedy"

It's also just bullshit. One of the best comedy films of all time was Blazing Saddles and one of its most iconic scenes is just a bunch of fart jokes. Never mind that its other funniest scene is just saying "nigger."

 

[Rudy Coleman]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
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so what? i fart and shit my pants every day nigga? if anything this makes him more relatable that hes a based fart shitter

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Nick is angrily vagueposting again.
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Once again, he can't actually refute anything. He has no contradictory evidence that he can point to, where X couldn't be true because of Y. He won't even specify which thing(s) Hardin is supposedly lying about.
All he has is "IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUUUUU!"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Hardin isn't the lawyer for the bodycam footage suit that was just filed. So even if anything in the filing was a lie (which none of it is), he wouldn't be the one lying to the court, it would be *his lawyer*, would it not?

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Why don Kurt season he food!?

 

[Dude Snakes]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
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That is all, that was a minor fart I seriously doubt Nick shat himself.

 

[SigmaBalls]

That is all, that was a minor fart I seriously doubt Nick shat himself.

You could faintly hear Kayla(April) in the background "NICK GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!"